In an act of heroism one might expect to see in a movie, 18 policemen in Shandong, China spent nearly an hour trying to rescue a woman-like figure spotted in a lake. Sadly their efforts were for naught. When the body was pulled from the cold grasp of the raging waters there were no signs of life.
Nobody died on this fateful day, but Chinese police did spend an absurd number of man hours trying to save somebody’s discarded sex doll. Hah-hah.
The figure reported as being a “woman in distress” in a local lake was nothing more than a fuckable blow up doll that had wandered into the lake, presumably under some kind of wizard’s spell. Witnesses at the site of the incident reported that police tried to revive the victim with ass-to-mouth resuscitation.
The daring rescue attracted a crowd of over 1,000 spectators, enough to block traffic and prevent rescue crews from reaching the sex doll sooner. When the under-blown novelty toy was finally pulled from the water, crowds quickly dispersed while mothers covered the eyes of their children. Seeing a naked dead woman being fished out of a lake is one thing, but seeing a cold, dirty sex toy – that’s just uncalled for.
There’s a lot to talk about here, like why 18 police officers couldn’t distinguish a banged out pool floatie from a human being. Maybe they thought it was an actual naked woman who happened to have very strange body proportions and zero muscle definition.
The rescued doll looked like the mangled remains of a novelty sex toy after an intense power fucking session left it deflated, soiled, and covered in fluids. I can imagine an exhausted man sprawled out just slightly out of frame while a Looner nods with approval.
from Peeperz http://ift.tt/2AirsD8
via IFTTT
