Thursday, May 30, 2019
Wednesday, May 29, 2019
GhostCam Records Wife Cheating With Her Stepson, No Ghosts
A man in Australia heard mysterious sounds in the house at night. I’m assuming he was hearing a lot of mystifying moans, voices, bangs, thuds, throaty whispers, perhaps even an eerie high pitched voice calling on the Lord to save her, just creepily saying “Oh God Oh God Oh God”, over and over again.
Since he’s obviously seen the Paranormal Activity fright flicks, the movies where the plot revolves around spirits being caught on tape via cameras set up around the house, the man did the same.
And just like in the movies he captured something terrifying on film. Something horrifying which ruined his life and his sanity.
No, not a demon haunting his house, something worse. His 28 year old wife fucking her 16 year stepson, his biological son.
Turns out she had fallen for the hunky and way too young new man in the house and ended up seducing him. With the evidence on tape she’s now in court for getting involved with a minor and you know, general ickiness? No word when the horror movie based on this true story is coming to theaters.
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What It’s Really Like When You Pickup After The Bar
Lets put out this simple fact: Life is awkward. Not just the hard shit, but all the daily stuff from riding public transit while that dude coughs on you to interacting with that hot co-worker you want to bang to picking up that call from your parents just as you got your pants off to masturbate.
Naturally the awkwardness is notched up a thousand percent when it’s over the most important thing in the world: sex.
Though we’d all love to be super smooth and confident fuck artists, the truth is that the majority of men and women, no matter how bad they may want to bang, will become blundering spewers of garbage in the lead up of a potential lay.
Even when you drunkenly get someone home from the bar it’s not always a clinched deal. Take in this great sketch that shows what people really mean and what they’re really thinking as they spout b.s. after getting together after the bar has closed:
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Vocal Coach Uses Sex Toys To Get His Students Singing
Usually if a professor comes at a pupils face with a sex toy in class that prof is getting fired and going to jail, but up there in crazy Canada one university instructor is doing just that and getting praised for it. In fact his students are singing his praises.
David Ley is an instructor and voice coach at the University of Alberta and he’s discovered that using sex toys on his singing students helps them to sing better…he’s using them on their throats by the way.
While trying to help a singer who had lost her voice he realized that if he had some kind of small massager he could press up against her neck it would relax the tension in her larynx and probably give her some relief. Realizing that such a handheld object does exist he raced to a sex shop and got a small vibe and gave it try. And it worked like a charm! Her voice came back!!
The sex toy method isn’t’ just useful for those who have lost their voices, it can be used on anyone to help improve their singing.
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Tuesday, May 28, 2019
Where Did Harlot Cum: Birthday Picnic
I may still be tired from last year’s birthday extravaganza. Overdoing it is usually my MO when May 18th comes to pass. This year though, I decided to take it easy and just hang out with my wife in the forest.
We packed up our car in the morning and drove out to a small shopping village in Pennsylvania. I’m going to completely blame the sunshine on ruining our good time because the sidewalks became crowded very quickly. We tried going into a restaurant, but the wait for a table was nearly an hour, so we opted for plan B and headed for a grocery store outside of town.
Filling a basket with some fruit, cheese and wine, we found a random park with Waze and started driving. The park was more of a huge plot of nature than swing sets and jungle gyms, and that suited us just fine.
We drove as far away from civilization as we possibly could. Our backpack was loaded up with all of our tasty goodies but food was definitely not on our mind. She smacked me in the ass as soon as I got around to her side of the car and I knew we were going to end up fucking in the woods.
Have you ever been completely naked in the forest before? It’s fucking freeing, my Peepz. I love feeling the wind on my tits and the way that tree bark scratches my back up when my wife pushes me backwards and starts finger banging me. She didn’t get naked…but I certainly did.
Cumming in the woods is pretty neat. There was no one around so I could be as loud as I wanted. Birds were calling all around us like they knew what we were doing and loved watching the show.
After my legs were completely weak and I couldn’t stand up anymore, we laid down the blanket and started to feast. I never bothered getting dressed or anything, so my wife licked the juice of the oranges we were eating off of my tits. She put her head on my stomach and we dozed on and off for a few hours before we decided that it was time to go home.
I wasn’t happy about putting my clothes back on, but I did. When we reached the clearing where we had parked our car, a van pulled up and a few hikers hopped out.
“Great day for a picnic!” the driver said.
“Definitely is,” my wife answered.
She squeezed my hand and we hopped back in the car and drove home.
Image: Raven Bay in Nice Day for a Titnic by Brazzers
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Sunday, May 26, 2019
Nuns and Sexuality
My best friend and I have very interesting text conversations. Sometimes he’ll randomly send me clips of toe nail extractions, sometimes he sends me PornHub clips he’s been enjoying. It’s really a toss up how things are going to go when I get an alert from him.
On Sunday, I was grocery shopping when my phone went off. He had sent me over an article about nuns banging.
Actually, that’s kind of crude.
The article was about how some nuns realize that they are sexual beings after they have taken their vows and they wind up in sexual relationships. I totally relate to this as I was going to be a nun up until the point that I was just shy of 18.
I feel like I’ve told this story too many times to count, but I was super serious about my Roman Catholic upbringing up until the end of high school. At that point, I was having some seriously sexual feelings about people of different genders. Instead of keeping my thoughts to myself, I went to one of the men who works in the church (not a priest) and admitted that I was having serious second thoughts about wearing a habit for the rest of my life. The conversation went fine…no real answers but at least I got to vent.
The next day I got called in to speak with one of the priests, which wasn’t really unusual because I did a whole lot of volunteer work. I was totally blindsided but the man who was my shoulder to cry on told the pastor everything and then the pastor decided that I needed to leave the church. When I say that I did a whole lot of volunteer work, I mean that, every single day after school and every weekend, I spent time doing things in the parish. EVERY SINGLE DAY. I was pushed out on my ass because I admitted to someone that I was thinking about fucking my boyfriend and I was wondering what having sex with a woman would be like.
It was completely fucked.
Organized religion is definitely not for me…but I do think that there are people out there who can lead a balanced life as both a sexual being and a religious being. Maybe it’s time for our religious leaders to suck it up and move past their prejudices and prudish thoughts.
I feel like I would be doing this story a disservice if I didn’t throw some nun porn at the end of it…so here you go. The only thing that makes me slightly uncomfortable is the fact that the introduction to Ave Maria is playing over and over again in the background.
Source: Daily Beast
Image: Rylee Foxxx in Glitter Tease by Reality Kings
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Saturday, May 25, 2019
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Monday, May 20, 2019
Free Press and the 18-Year-Old Content Creator
I’m thankful that the Internet was still relatively private when I was 18. While I was running around New York City in fishnets and platform heels, no one had cell phones and social media wasn’t even a thing. In order to get pictures for my AOL AIM accounts, I had to take pictures with a camera, develop them at the drug store and then have the drug store made digital copies of them for an obscene amount of money. My quick fix to that was to send physical copies of the pictures in the mail to the people who I was corresponding with.
Remembering that made my brain twitch.
Turning 18 was a big deal to me. In a few days I’ll be turning 39 and that’s also a big deal but for very different reasons. College life, driving wherever I wanted and a new found independence are so far being me in my rear-view mirror that I can barely remember turning 18. Now I’m all worried about buying a house, starting a new vanilla corporate job and making sure that my hedgehog has food.
Priorities, am I right?
A high school in California is getting national news attention across the United States because they profiled one of their students who happens to be 18 and in the adult industry.
Caitlin Fink isn’t shy about admitting she’s a sexual being. When she moved out of her home and needed rent money quick and in a hurry, she started selling sexy pictures on Kik. When that worked out, she started creating videos and now she’s even dipped her toes into the stripper pool. The feature article is really well written and honestly interesting, considering the fact that a student is writing about another student. There’s no judgy bullshit, just one person telling another person’s story.
The hub bub is happening because people are complaining that a high school newspaper shouldn’t be talking about pornography. You know, because high school students don’t know that porn exists. I think it’s pretty great that a student run newspaper is running unique profiles like this, especially out in California. Letters, calls and Internet outrage are requesting that the school pull the article from their website, but the staff of the newspaper is crying, “Freedom of the press,” as loud as they possibly can.
Caitlin Fink’s story isn’t all money and roses. She talks about the scams she’s gotten caught up in and how other people who are thinking about getting into the industry can learn from her mistakes.
Education is how we all learn. With Caitlyn’s unique perspective, she’s able to give an insider’s look to other young men and women who are contemplating the adult industry. Porno isn’t for everyone, but it is a viable option for those of us who can handle the mental, physical and emotional stress of the work.
Source: Bruin Voice and The New York Times
Image: The School of Hard Knocks by Reality Kings
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Sunday, May 19, 2019
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Saturday, May 4, 2019
Sex After Sickness
Last Thursday, I had to get my eyes checked. Nothing was really wrong, other than the fact that it’s the time of year where I have to cough up a few hundred dollars to get new glasses. It goes with the whole “Sexy Librarian” territory of my look.
The eye doctor asked me twice if I was interested in getting contact lenses. I explained that the only time I wore contacts was when I was scuba diving or snorkeling. Since we aren’t taking a vacation this year, I really don’t need them. This comment struck up a conversation with the receptionist who explained that she used to love deep sea diving with her husband when she was younger. She’s in her 50s now and has a heart condition so there are a lot of activities that she used to love but can’t participate in any more.
She winked at me right after she said, “Especially in the bedroom.”
I think after traumatic things happen to our bodies, we become very apprehensive about going back to the way that we used to live. If you have a heart attack, you’re going to be very conscious of every time your breath becomes quicker from physical exertion because that means that your heart is going to start working overtime. Slow and steady sex may be necessary for quite awhile during your body’s healing period, but that doesn’t mean that you have to stop having sex all together.
I can’t even count the number of medical/police dramas on television that use the “Heart attack while fucking” troupe. Maybe that’s why people are so hesitant to take baby steps back into orgasm town.
Life can still happen after trauma. Taking your time and going as slowly as you feel like you need to may be the answer. There’s no need to give up sex cold turkey unless your doctor tells you that it isn’t safe. While we’re at it, if you’re having concerns about your sex life, talk to your fucking doctor! Medication and mental stress can both have a HUGE bearing on the amount of sex happening in our lives. Doctors are there to answer questions but, in my experience, most won’t give you info about the sexual side effects unless they are asked about it.
Don’t be afraid or embarrassed to talk to professionals about your bedroom antics. Sometimes their advice is all you need to obtain the confidence to get back on track.
If you have heart disease and are looking for more information on how to safely get your sex life back on track, check out THIS PAGE of tips and tricks from the American Heart Association.
Source: Health Daily
Image: Richelle Ryan in Affair with a Doctor by Brazzers
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Wednesday, May 1, 2019
Sex Ed Failed Us
Before I started actually having sex, I knew most of what I knew from looking at dirty magazines. The Internet was around but wasn’t really present in my life until I was like 18 or 19. By that point, I was fucking and trying my best to make the sexy pictures that were embedded in my brain come to life with the dudes I was hooking up with.
I wish that the sex education that I had in school taught me that women do not pee out of their fuck hole. I legit didn’t understand that until this girl I was fucking in my early 20s told me. When I told my friends about that conversation, half of them didn’t know either…so like, if women don’t even understand where they pee from because we can’t fucking see our pussies like dudes can see their dicks, I really truly feel like I was failed by the education system…or my parents? Either way, no one told me and it made me feel like an idiot.
Know what else Sex Ed never taught me? That clitoral stimulation is necessary for female orgasms. As far as I was aware, sex was about penis penetration and then the dude shot cum somewhere and the woman rolled over thinking that cum was her reward instead of an orgams of her own.
I’m obviously smarter than that now.
PLEASE WATCH! SEX EDUCATION OUR SCHOOL SYSTEM(S) FAILED TO TEACH US IN A THREAD: Part 1 – The Vulva pic.twitter.com/jyQdorwQn2
— Jordan☥ (@jordannjust) April 23, 2019
PART 2: THE DEFINITION OF SEX pic.twitter.com/8NoInp6Zp2
— Jordan
Interesting stuff, my Peepz. Sex is just a penis jerking off inside you if it doesn’t involve clit stimulation. That’s my mood for this part of my evolution, I swear.
I’m a fan of my Gspot. It’s always nice to feel the warm sensation of a Gspot orgasm inside my belly before I explode and wet my sheets.
I’m curious though. What is something you wish you were taught in Sex Ed before you had sex?
Let me know in the comments below or hit me up on twitter with the details.
Source: IFL Science
Image: Kimmy Granger and Adriana Chechik in Slutty Sex Ed by Reality Kings
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