Lets put out this simple fact: Life is awkward. Not just the hard shit, but all the daily stuff from riding public transit while that dude coughs on you to interacting with that hot co-worker you want to bang to picking up that call from your parents just as you got your pants off to masturbate.
Naturally the awkwardness is notched up a thousand percent when it’s over the most important thing in the world: sex.
Though we’d all love to be super smooth and confident fuck artists, the truth is that the majority of men and women, no matter how bad they may want to bang, will become blundering spewers of garbage in the lead up of a potential lay.
Even when you drunkenly get someone home from the bar it’s not always a clinched deal. Take in this great sketch that shows what people really mean and what they’re really thinking as they spout b.s. after getting together after the bar has closed:
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