Locals Complain About Loud Sex, Music During EDM Festival

Though music festivals like EDC and Coachella dominate popular culture, there are many multi-day concerts held all over the world. Given that sex is part of the experience and a primary reason some people make the trip, it’s reasonable to deduce that events held outside of the US are probably pretty wild.

Between winning both the Super Bowl and World Series every year, Americans just don’t have time to be as sexually progressive as less athletic countries such as England.

While it may not be the best country for being caught with a butter knife on CCTV, the English people are among the world’s most accepting of sexuality and alternative lifestyles. This is made evident by the sexual ferocity of their music festivals.

Flamefest is a “kink rave festival” held in the town of Tunbridge Wells in western Kent, England. It’s an affluent town with a number of businesses that would normally be excited about the influx of visitors and money that a music festival generates. That is until they heard about all the sex going on in the woods, then they were kind of pissed.

Tucked in the Brokes Woods just outside of town, Flamefest was assumed to be a standard festival for electronic dance music enthusiasts. Unbeknownst to the residence of Tunbridge Wells, however, the event was also to gather “the purest, most hedonistic elements of the party scene” including fetishists and the people who like to get weird.

Along with the usual musical performances and casual drug use were outdoor sex dungeons and other “adult playgrounds.” Given that regular festivals quickly turn into casual sex conventions, Flamefest managed to cause quite a stir with all of its loud music and outdoor fucking.

Left feeling both shocked and appalled, many residents were left with no other recourse than to furiously complain to local politicians.

According to councilor Dianne Hill, the complaints weren’t so much because people are prudes about outdoor sex and bass drops, they were just unaware of what was happening. She explained that while event organizers had all the proper permits and permissions, they never told the city what exactly would be going on. After all, what part of a “kink rave festival” says anything about people having sex and playing loud music?

Festival organizers responded to the criticism by saying Flamefest was a private event and no sex acts were visible to the public. Whatever people heard was simply the music and festivities that they were permitted for. The fact that that a bunch of consenting adults had sex in the woods during the event is an unavoidable consequence of encouraging a bunch of kinky, rave-loving music fans to camp out for the weekend.

Sounds reasonable to me.

Via theguardian.com

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Woman Born Without Vagina Seeks Surgery, Sex With Boyfriend

Every once in a while I learn something new while writing for this website. The resulting onslaught of Wikipedia articles and scholarly journals I’m required to read in order to talk about it makes me feel better about myself and gives me something to bring up at my next dinner party.

This time, during a lull in the conversation I can clear my throat and announce to the table, “hey did you guys know women can be born without vaginas? Sucks right?”

Known as Mayer Rokitansky Küster Hauser syndrome, women with this condition are born without a cervix, uterus, or vaginal opening. Being otherwise healthy, it typically goes undiagnosed until early adulthood or whenever women start seeing a gynecologist. This is how it played out for one woman from Gilbert, Arizona.

Kaylee Moats was 18 years old when she found out she would never be able to have children. During a routine exam, an ultrasound revealed that she was missing most of her reproductive organs. When her doctor decided to take a look for herself, she found out Kaylee didn’t have a vaginal opening either and the MRKH diagnosis was confirmed. Though she and her mother were devastated, Moats moved on with her life.

Now, a 22-year-old Kaylee was faced with another gruesome consequence of her condition- she’d never be able to have sex with her boyfriend. Thankfully science is here to help.

Moats met her boyfriend, Robbie, during her senior year of college. After confiding to her suitor that she didn’t have a vaginal opening thus making conventional sex impossible, his understanding and support only made her love him more.

Fueled with passion, hormones, and more determination than ever to fuck the love of her life she decided to see if doctors could help her out. After all, if modern medical science can rearrange a penis and ball sack into a passable vagina surely they could do something her.

Unfortunately for Kaylee, the surgery to correct her condition was classified as an optional surgery by her insurance company. Considered the same as a cosmetic procedure or a gender reassessment, creating a vaginal opening for a woman who wasn’t born with one would not be covered by her insurer. Hmph!

Thankfully Kaylee’s sister Amanda started a successful GoFundMe campaign to raise the $15,000 dollars she needs to have the procedure done.

Though excited about the procedure, Moats doesn’t know if her new vagina will perform well enough for sexual intercourse. During an interview she expressed concern if everything will hold together or if sex will even be pleasurable for her. Still, for Robbie, she’s willing to try.

Via metro.co.uk

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Sex News: Bespoke Porn, Middle-Aged Stripper, & Patreon Nudes

If you could hire some Peepz to film a porno for you that was EXACTLY what you’ve ever dreamed of what would it be?

• Man Pays For Custom Porn Film Of Women Burning His Stamp Collection (Independent)

A Norwegian man paid porn producers to create a bespoke film of women burning the stamp collection he’d spent decades building.

The unnamed man had spent 40 years and a lot of money building up his stamp collection, but he started to feel depressed and lonely.

He went to see a psychologist who told him stamp-collecting was a ridiculous hobby, and so the man decided to destroy his collection. Through the medium of porn. With one film for each of his ten books.

Who needs therapy when you can make your own personal porn movie?

• Your Life As A Middle-Aged Stripper (The Establishment)

You’re 44 — which is approximately 187 in stripper years. Okay, you’re really 46, but you lie to everyone about your age and have for years: to friends, co-workers, your dad, your bosses, your customers, CNN. You have been working in the sex industry for over 25 years. You wish there was someone you could talk to about it but you don’t know anyone who has clocked in for booty duty this long. You look like hell. You have the shits. You’re dehydrated. The only thing multiplying in your cells are the dark circles under your eyes from zero sleep. Now, when you throw your neck out, it stays out. Your lower back screams. Your knees click.

So sexy.

• The Women Who Sell Nudes On Patreon (The Verge)

Stephanie Michelle made Patreon her primary thing — and it changed her life. Before Patreon, she was working at a media company making DIY crafting tutorial videos, which she loved, but she says her boss began making inappropriate, sexual comments. “I ended up having to leave because it made me so uncomfortable,” she says. Now Patreon is her only gig, and although she makes a living from it, she says her income is vulnerable to fluctuation. “It’s not like you expect a steady paycheck every month,” Michelle says. During her least active months, Michelle says she makes around the “high 3,000s” on Patreon.

When you factor in how much time she spends making sure her subscribers are happy, the hourly pay isn’t as impressive as the net sounds. Michelle estimates she spends more than 80 hours a week working on her rewards — tasks like printing, signing, and shipping hundreds of photos and talking “all day every day” to her patrons on Snapchat. And a Patreon-based income model definitely doesn’t leave time for vacation. She recently got married, and she says her honeymoon was interrupted constantly by emails, messages, and snaps from fans.

I wish.

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Last Week On Insta: Feryn, Abigayle Rockette, & More +++

Careful Around the Bush

Let’s talk about pubes for a bit. The very first Internet hook up I ever experienced in my life told me that my pussy hair was out of control. I was 18 and was under the impression that the only women that shaved their stuff did porno. Since I didn’t do porno, I figured that I could just let my bush grow wild and free.

He had other ideas.

During our second sex session, he stopped mid fuck and said, “If you ever want anyone to eat that pussy, you’re going to have to give it a trim.”

I was very embarrassed because I was new to this whole sex thing and I was totally unaware that this was something that grown folks did when they were going to get busy.

On our third date, he met me at his door with a small Lady Bic and some shaving cream. I let him shave me because I thought it would be a fun adventure…and it totally was. It also became a habit that I didn’t get rid of for about decade. That first shaving was a bit of a fucked up mind game. I thought that I had to shave because that was what bad, slutty women like who I was at the time, had to shave. A bare snatch was my armor and proof to the people that I was fucking that I meant business.

I was naive, it was silly…whatever. I’m just about 2 decades older now and I’ve realized the error of my ways.

I keep my bush trimmed now, but there is always going to be hair on my pussy. I’ve cut myself a few times with razors, scissors and the like. I also had a razor burn issue that never seemed to get itself under control no matter what I used or how often I shaved. It totally sucked for so long and I’m so glad I decided to keep the locks between my legs grown out.

Lots of people experience injury while they are trimming. A study published in JAMA Network Dermatology (which is a fancy pants doctor’s journal) gives evidence that a quarter of people who do private landscaping injure themselves. That seems like a really high percentage to me. Cuts, burns, rashes and infection are all terrible terrible things to have going on under your underoos.

The study also says that we need to come up with more preventative measures to stop all the ouchies from happening.

“Yes!” I shout to this, “Yes! Find some way to prevent injuries so that my pussy doesn’t experience the hell of a healing cut!”

Porno made shaved snatches popular…now science has to take it to the next level and figure out how to make it safe for everyone.

Have you ever had an injury while your were trimming? Tell me about it in the comments so we can all sympathize.

In the meantime, here’s some bushy puss bumping to keep you entertained.

Source: Market Watch

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Fap Along With Harlot: Measuring Up

Your size is nothing but a measurement. We’re a society obsessed with big cocks, big boobs, small waists and full, luscious lips. People dream to change their physical appearances to be more attractive to the people that they are attracted to. Some people prefer small, some people prefer large…some people like both at the same time. It’s a very personal thing…and that’s why it’s fascinating to me.

This week, we’re going to fap along with each other to all sorts of different types of clips that all have to do with size and how much it matters to the viewers at home. You Peepz ready? Let’s fap!

When they start breaking out tape measures in porno clips, size queens are usually very happy with the results. In this Bang Bros. clip, a tailor decides to take the contents of her client’s pants for a try after she feels what is going on in his crotch.

The BBW in this clip gets annoyed by the gamer ripping a hole in her yoga pants. She’s curvy, sexy and starved for some thick dick to split her in half.

Solo masturbation that includes a squirt measurement? I’m not sure if you pervs are ready for this. Fury Strikes Back dresses up in her superman corset for Halloween, but gets so turned on in her sky high heels that she needs to take care of business before she goes out. Her pussy comes so hard that she sprays down her hallway with an impressive amount of lady lube.

Brandi Belle waits patiently for all of her fuck buddy’s measurements are taken but what she’s really craving is his cum. She strokes him off like a pro and fills up her measuring cum with the contents of his balls.

Three seconds into this next clip, the hot brunette has her fist wrist deep in her own pussy. Her fist is NOTHING compared to the monster cock that she stuffs into her snatch. It’s colossal and totally impressive to watch.

That’s it for this week, Peepz. May your cumshots be plentiful and your headaches be few.

I’ll see you next time!

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Couric’s Questions Aren’t “Weird,” Just Nosey

Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

I can’t count how many times something like the following has happened to me. A friend says: “Hey, Calico, can I ask you a strange question?” I respond, “Sure, what would you like to know.”

My friend then asks me something like “Have you ever had a guy ask you to be part of a three-way with another woman?”

Here’s the thing; that’s not a “strange question,” it’s a perfectly normal one – especially considering how commonplace it is for men to broach the topic of three-ways with their girlfriends, wives, waitresses, fellow passengers on public transportation, etc.

A strange question would be something like “Have you ever eaten a bar of lavender soap, then downed a cup of chamomile tea, in the hopes of making your subsequent belches smell better?” or “How many times have you been abducted by aliens, only to have them ask you for investment advice instead of probing your rectum with high-tech instruments?”

Along those same lines, I was a bit disappointed by a recent video Katie Couric made on behalf of InStyle, which Couric prefaces by explaining she’s made a career out of asking questions, and in the video, she intends to ask some “really weird” ones.

Not That It’s Any Of Your Business, But I Don’t HAVE An Underwear Drawer
Among the questions Couric apparently thinks to be quite strange are several which are only weird because she’s asking them to people who have already indicated they don’t speak much English.

“Do you manscape?” Couric asks a man holding a tablet and wearing a bemused look which speaks much louder than he does. To me, what the look expresses is a question of his own: “Is this woman part of airport security, or can I just walk the fuck away right now without being detained for a cavity search?”

“When’s the last time you had sex?” Couric asks another passerby.

“Uh, a couple days ago,” the man responds, looking a little like he thinks the former CBS Evening News anchor might be propositioning him, right there in the airport. “So, I’m good.”

“What’s the weirdest thing in your underwear drawer?” Couric asks a couple different women, one of whom confesses to having a pair of falsies which have lost their adhesive.

This is the first question Couric asks in the video which would have stumped me at all, by the way, because I don’t have an underwear drawer. I have an underwear box, which sits atop my dresser for quick access whenever needed.

To be clear, I have plenty of drawers in which I could put underwear, maybe even a few which are intended to serve as underwear drawers, but those are all occupied with holding more important items, like take out menus from local eateries, random slips of paper with phone numbers scribbled on them and Target receipts from 2009.

As the video goes on, it becomes increasingly clear: Couric doesn’t have any strange questions for these people, just nosey ones.

Turning The Tables On The Inquisitor
Naturally, the question asked by Couric which got all the headline-writers excited was this one: “Do you watch porn?”

Casting serious doubts on the veracity of this whole man-in-the-airport style interview video, the only interview subject to respond (on camera, at least) to the question is a guy who says he used to watch porn, but doesn’t anymore. He gets cut off before he can explain why he stopped, which probably would have been the more interesting portion of his response.

Aside from the former porn consumer, the only other person to answer it is Katie herself, who has the tables turned on her by a woman to whom she poses the porn question.

“No, not really,” Couric answers. “I sometimes have signed up for it in a hotel, but I only watch 30-seconds and I’m like ‘this is so gross’ and then I turn it off and then I lose $9.99.”

Well, there you have it: People often ask, “In the age of the internet, who still pays for porn?” Who would have thought the answer is Katie Couric – albeit only occasionally, and strictly at hotels.

Oh Katie, you may be a terrific journalist, but you’re a lousy porn consumer.

By now, everybody should know hotels not only overcharge for porn (if they still offer it at all, that is), but censor the movies horribly, as well – thereby often rendering a movie only a certain kind of pervert would want to see into movie nobody wants to see.

I sense an opportunity here, and if I know the porn industry like I think I know the porn industry, it’s an opportunity someone is going to very publicly step up and grab: Katie Couric is about to receive a whole lot of open letters from porn sites offering her free passwords – or maybe even (dare I say it?) a job.

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Hump Day, GIF Day: Mia Khalifa Gets You Through The Week

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Cara Delevingne Nipples For GQ Mag Putting Some Pep In My Step

I have become addicted to Wordscapes. I highly recommend you DON’T download the app, because this game is highly addictive if you dig word games. I saw an ad for it while I was doing my daily crossword and for once I said to myself: “Why the hell not, let’s try this new game!” Right there, that was my fatal error. It’s been two days and I haven’t stopped playing.  As a result, I’ve got some kind of wicked pain radiating down from my shoulder.

For a second there, I was afraid I was having a heart attack or something. But nope, I’ve just been swiping too much with my right hand. The worst part is that I still want to play. I wonder if I can manage with my left hand. Probably not. Maybe I should quit while I still have the use of one arm.

If I ever lose an arm I’m definitely going for the most bionic look I can afford. None of this plastic-arms-that-try-to-look-real bullshit, just give me a straight up hook. Basically, I want to look like Cara Delevingne in this GQ photoshoot. I want to look like part of me was made out of liquid chrome.

At first, I thought that this look was created to promote a movie, but after going through Cara’s latest IMBD offerings I didn’t find anything to do with androids and or robots. That said, whoever came up with the concept for this shoot is definitely a scifi fan, because they have designed the bra of the future. All metal, all nips, all good.

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The 7 Different Types Of Labia According To Cosmo Mag

Cosmopolitan Magazine is a constant source of amusement when it comes to sex tips. I mean, over the years they’ve doled out gems like: “casually scatter marbles all over the bed sheet for a wicked cool sensation,” “stop mid action and point to the camera you’ve set up in the corner” and “have someone hide in the closet and don’t tell your partner.”

To be clear, having sex over a bed of marbles sounds painful, but at least that’s an activity two adults can actually consent to, you know, unlike secretly setting up a camera or having someone hide in a closet. That shit is highly immoral and illegal, I hope.

In another bid to be, I don’t know, sex positive and of the moment Cosmo published an article describing the 7 different types of labia. You see, Mr Mofid Ibraheim, a plastic surgeon who has seen a lot of vadge in his day says that he’s been able to identify “7 key types of labia” and he was nice enough to share his findings with the readers of Cosmo, because that’s what we all need… a man who performs labiaplasties for a living telling us what’s what with our junk.

Before we jump in, let’s just clarify this whole labia business. First, there’s the labia majora which are the outer fleshier pussy lips. Then there’s the labia minora which are the thinner inner folds of the labia. Now that that’s cleared up let’s see what these 7 different labia types are all about.

1. Asymmetrical inner lips

Okay, the name pretty much says it all. Asymmetrical inner lips are where one side of the labia minora is longer than the other and hangs down past the labia majora.

2. Curved outer lips

Curved labia majora curve around the exposed labia minora, but will meet evenly at the bottom. Kind of like an upside down horseshoe.

3. Prominent inner lips

According to the good doctor, prominent inner lips are the most common type of vulva. Here, the inner lips are longer than the other lips. I’m thinking he thinks they’re the most popular because these are the kind of lips women feel self-conscious about, you know, because of the patriarchy.

4. Prominent outer lips

Some pussies have prominent labia majora that sit lower than the labia minora creating this puffed up look.

5. Small, closed lips

Here again, the good doctor says that small closed lips are the least common type of vulva “yet the most typically ‘desired’ one thanks to the fact it’s the shape that’s most frequently seen in porn – and on Barbie.” (Which is some bullshit if you ask me because labiaplasty isn’t exactly a popular procedure with pornstars and argh there are so many reasons why this is wrong!!!). Anyway, with this kind of pussy, the inner lips are completely contained within the outer lips.

6. Small, open lips

Similar to the small closed lips vulva, this pussy has labia majora that are somewhat opened so you can see the inner clamshell.

7. Visible inner lips

Visible inner lips, on the other hand, look like a ‘flower bud about to bloom.’ this pussy “will typically expose the inner lips through the entire length of the labia majora, which sweep to either side.”

Right, soooooo… this list is somewhat simplistic and full of crappy assumptions, but at least it tries to show some of the pussy diversity that’s out there. But, but, but what about asymmetrical inner lips that don’t hang down or what about fat labia majora with hidden labia minora? Or what about the million other combinations?!!!

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Woman Gets Off With The Help Of City Of Toronto Water Fountain

Ah yes, who hasn’t used a public water fountain to pleasure themselves? I mean, it’s basically an age-old tradition at this point. Honestly, masturbating with water pressure was one of my favorite ways to get off for the longest time. I say was, because the place where I currently live doesn’t enough water pressure to make that happen and I own a million vibrators anyways.

Still, though, thinking about it… a good jet of water pressure right on the clitoris is what has given me some of my best orgasms. I might move just so I can find a place with better water pressure.

Actually, I might move to Toronto, because it looks like one of the city’s public fountains might just be the answer to all my desires. From the looks of it, T.O. does not have a problem with water pressure.

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Woman Having Fun on Toronto Water Fountain (x-post r/trashy) from toronto

I love how at first she looks all casual and shit. “Oh no, it’s no big deal. I’m just over here sitting on a water fountain just cause,” but then she gets on all fours and finds the right spot and there’s no denying that she is getting off! What else could she

I guess, she could have shit her pants and the water fountain was her way to casually hide the evidence, but I know that hip swivel motion well and that’s definitely a I’m-building-a-rhythm-so-I-can-cum kind of motion.

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Inappropriate Things To Do With Your Dick On The Subway

My Fetlife profile used to be plastered with the statement, “DON’T SEND ME PICTURES OF YOUR DICK!” and, “NO REALLY, YOUR COCK PICS ARE NOT WELCOME HERE!” or even, “IF YOU TRY TO STICK YOUR DICK IN MY EYE WITH A PHOTOGRAPH, I’LL BE HELLA PISSED. DON’T DO IT. SERIOUSLY.”

All that drama llama only made dudes think that I was using reverse psychology on them. So I ended up with an inbox filled with peen.

Here’s the thing…I obviously don’t mind sharing pictures of my genitals with people consensually. What bugs me out is thinking that I want to see your no-no parts at random parts of the day. It’s obnoxious honestly.

I read about something even worse than an unsolicited dick pic in my DMs though…

AirDropping dick pics onto the iphone of a stranger is now a new fad going on in the subways of New York City.

I’m an Android type of gal, so I had to do some searching on the interwebz to figure out what that meant.

When you want to share a file with someone that also has an iphone, you can instantly share it via AirDrop if you are in the proximity of their phone. Dudes with an exhibitionist complex have decided to break down the wall of anonymity that the Internet provides and shoot straight for the pop shot.

I’d freak the fuck out if I was minding my business commuting to my office/dungeon and someone randomly AirDropped me a dick pic. Honestly, I’d probably make a huge fuss about it and start ranting and raving about the fact that there was an asshole on the train amongst us.

Fuck that.

Peepz, there are literally so many websites that you can join and share all the dick pics that you want. People love that shit! There’s zero reason to infringe on someone else’s personal space and shoot them your cock via AirDrop.

Hella lame.

Do you Peepz enjoy sharing your private photos withe people? Would you be pissed off or turned on if you ended up getting a surprise cock shot in the subway?

Let me know in the comments, and in the meantime, here’s a MoFo’s clip of a sexy subway orgy.

Source: NY Post

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Fap Along With Harlot: Mean Girls Get Freaky

Why are mean girls so sexy? I love a confident bitch who won’t take bullshit from anyone. When I get all riled up and start talking nasty, I always end up getting soaked. It’s the adrenaline pumping through my system and the anger and frustration building up…as soon as I start acting like a cunt, I’m turned on.

This week, I figured that we should all fap together with some of the meanest bitches in the business. You Peepz ready to all that bad stuff out of your system? Let’s go!

When these two schoolgirls get caught dyking out in the showers, their principal (Princess Donna) takes matters (and pussies) into her own hands to teach them a lesson. Gangbangs for punishment anyone?

Lesbian sexy time gets super rough and rowdy in this next clip. The blonde center of attention has to lick everything in site and make sure that everyone else’s satisfaction is covered before her own. She can take just as much as she can give though. Don’t get it twisted.

This mean girl is a trickster. She tells the guy that she’s massaging that she’s sitting on his dick, but really she’s just using a jerk off sleeve and is VERY uninterested in his peen.

Sorority girls are infamously hot and infamously mean. This clip proves that you can do just as much damage with a dildo as you can with a dick. If you’re into humiliation and sneaky chicks, you’re going to love this one.

Girl fight! When there’s a competition for cock, there’s always enough to go around. Ariella Ferrera and Missy Martinez know exactly what it takes to be on top of every situation.

That’s all for this week Peepz. Remember when you’re pissed off, sometimes all you need is a good stroke or two to clear your head.

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How Much Do Porn Stars Charge To Rake Leaves?

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Ask A Porn Star: “How Far Did You Get In School?”

The idea that porn stars are an uneducated lot is one of the most pervasive stereotypes that people in the porn industry still have to face today. I mean, the words “blonde bimbo” roll off the tongue for a reason and not just because they both start with the letter “b.”

A lot of people have misguided views of the sex industry and one of those views is that you have to be an idiot to be a porn star, because who would want to have sex on camera for money if they could earn their living as a CPA? And the only reason there aren’t more CPAs is that people are bad at math, or… at least, that’s what all the misguided Peepz thinks. So, obviously, if you’re doing porn you’re bad at math, which makes you an idiot. (Those last few sentences made all the sense.)

Clearly, that’s a load of crap. You’d be surprised to find out how many porn stars are certified public accountants. (Hi, Veruca James!) It seems like accounting leads to porn. Also, psychology. Lots of psychology grads. (Hi, Alison Rey!) Oh and let’s not forget the Fine Arts grads. (Hi, Amarna Miller and Mickey Mod!) My favourite, though is Missy Martinez, because she’s certified to perform autopsies and I find that really interesting.

Pornstars in order of appearance: Missy Martinez, Rizzo Ford, Harley Jade, Sophia Grace, Alison Rey, Stevie Foxx, Rain DeGrey, Amarna Miller, Riley Reyes, Cindy Starfall, April O’Neil, Ela Darling, Aubrey Snow, Amber Ivy, Brian Street Team, Trinity St. Clair, Vyxen Steel, Mickey Mod, Claire Robbins, Aiden Starr, Nikki Next, Dava Foxx, Veruca James, Mick Blue, Leya Falcon, Kenzie Taylor, August Ames, Dixie Comet, Allie Haze, Anikka Albrite, Star Nine, Lauren Phillips, Kassondra Raine, Jade Nile, Daisy Layne, and Aaron Wilcoxxx. 

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Manon Le Botlan’s Tits & I Are In A Serious Relationship!

Have you Peepz ever heard of The Undress? It was popular on Kickstarter a few years ago. Basically, it’s a large dress that you slip over your sports/swim gear and it has these weird side openings that you can use to pull your bottoms on and off without flashing the whole world.

Basically, it’s the invention that is going to put all the beach paparazzi out of business. All the weirdos with a camera hiding in the bushes waiting for the hotties to change out of their bikinis will need to find new careers, or, at least, parlay their skills into legit jobs like porn.

I’m definitely not suggesting that beach paps should start peeping into people’s windows. It might look like these pics of Manon Le Boltan where taken by a disgruntled paparazzi who said “Fuck the beach and The Undress, I’m moving on to peeping through windows,” but I can assure you that they were taken by a legit photographer. Probably. Most likely. I hope.

On one hand, I’m thinking let’s burn all The Undresses, because accidental nudity is what I live for. But on the other hand, I’m thinking I should probably buy one. No kidding, I was just at the beach and I pulled my usual move, which is flash everyone while sort of hiding under a towel. I swear, if I was famous my boobs would be all over the internet.

Oh wait, I’m not famous and my boobs are already all over the internet.

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