My sock drawer is a virtual time machine. I still have the socks I lost my virginity in (black and white striped knee socks with blue toes and heels), I still have the socks that I wore the last day of our honeymoon (white fishnet bobby socks) and I even have the socks that I wore on my first date with my wife (green anklets with alligators on them). I’m not sure why I hang on to my socks, but I do.
Everyone needs a hobby and I guess socks are mine.
The night before I got married, my friend from Australia was ribbing me because I was sewing up the toes of the very special “love socks” that my wife had given me for the prior Valentine’s Day. They are blue and red and say, “You’ve got a pizza my heart,” around the ankle.
“Do you need socks?” he asked me in his sexy accent, “If you need socks, I will go buy you socks.”
“I don’t need socks, these are special socks.”
And I shamefully explained my sock problem to him.
I don’t think that I have a foot fetish or anything….but I certainly have a soft spot for stockings and socks of all kinds. Smelly or not, if I’m being honest. Feet don’t gross me out at all. In fact, my wife and I have foosted a few times. That’s when you get fucked by a foot. She has super tiny feet though, so that’s the only reason I was able to tick that box off my bucket list.
Every year around this time I start putting together a list of inexpensive things that would make nice presents around the holidays. Lots of those items happen to be socks. It’s literally the perfect gift. When I was trolling around the PornHub store looking for a new hoodie, I learned that PORNHUB HAS FUCK SOCKS FOR SALE!!!!
This is life altering and I’d be a size L if anyone is feeling generous.
Click here to see the orange ones that I fancy. They seem like they are super heavy weight and probably tall enough to slip over the top of my Dr. Marten’s…and that’s all I can ask for in a pair of foot coverings.
I honestly love rocking all my PornHub gear. The tshirts and hoodies have been great conversation starters at the grocery store and when we go on outings. There have only been two negative experiences with strangers, but both were because dudes were being gross and hitting on me inappropriately while their significant others were in the bathroom or whatever. When the ladies re-entered the picture, they wanted to throw down.
Hella lame.
Do you Peepz own any PornHub brand clothing? Don’t you think it’s time you went shopping for some? I’m about to lay some heavy hints down on my babe. I’m really hoping to find those socks in my stocking come XXXmas.
Source: PornHub Apparel
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