I’ve got to go a little deep for this story, Peepz. For the past year or so, I’ve been taking care of my grandmother on Fridays. She’s old and her memory has all but faded away. Before she got sick, I didn’t know much about dementia or what happens to the mind, along with the body, as you age.
My grandma has always been super propper. She was quick with the comeback if you said something sassy to her, but in the 35 years of my life prior to her getting sick, I never heard her curse.
Now all she talks about is grabbing the dicks of the male therapists that visit her a few times a day. I laugh “inappropriately” every single time it happens. Hearing a woman who never even said, “Hell!” go to town on a nurse and calling her a, “Dick slobbering cunt!” is funny as fuck, I don’t care what anyone says. Now I don’t have to hold myself back when I’m talking to my grandma about the jerk offs that were on the road on my way to the hospital. We have a refreshingly sad relationship now, but that’s cool.
If I could though, I think I’d want to move my grandma into the nursing home that lets the strippers come and visit. Yes, that exists.
Nursing home residents at Milton Lodge in Colchester, Essex got the surprise of their lives when their request for scantily clad butlers was fulfilled. The genius plan for man meat was first thought up by an 89-year-old woman named Joan Corp. Their meals were boring and she wanted something pretty to look at while she was chowing down on mashed potatoes and unsalted soup.
The men from Hunks in Trunks came to the nursing home and served up piping hot plates of beef cake. The residents even invited their daughters and granddaughters to the evening’s special supper. While the men served the food, the ladies giggled and oogled, as if they were teenagers all over again.
I think my gram would be into the idea of strippers serving her dinner. In her former life she would have been mortified, but I think my grandma of late would really enjoy sexy buff men dancing around her hospital bed in aprons. My grandfather wouldn’t like the idea, but that’s ok. You’ve got to live a little every now and then.
What do you Peepz think? Do you think you’ll still want to see strippers when you’re old enough to be in a nursing home? Let me know in the comments below or slide into my DMs on twitter.
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