Conversations in my house are pretty funny sometimes. I never know the type of reaction that my wife is going to have when I’m talking out loud about the topics that I want to write about for you Peepz. Sometimes she gets grossed out and sometimes she laughs along with me at the stupidity of people who get caught by the cops. She rarely gets turned on by news stories though.
That all changed when I started telling her about how two members of her favorite girl group got it on back in the day.
She was sitting in our living room and I was cooking in the kitchen, scrolling through my news feed when I called out to her, “Babe! Did you know that the Spice Girls hooked up?”
“No they didn’t, that’s all rumors,” she answered.
“I mean, I guess…but Mel B says that it’s true.”
Wifey jumped up from the couch and ran into the kitchen faster than I’ve ever seen her move to say, “What the fuck are you talking about?!?” as she grabbed my phone.
Mel B and Geri Halliwell, of Spice Girls fame, apparently bumped pussies back in the day. Mel B was being interviewed by Piers Morgan for his show Life Stories when the truth came out. She admits that it wasn’t a big deal to either of them. They were BFFs who decided to experiment and giggle about it afterwards. I have plenty of friends who I would have loved to experiment with, so I get the draw.
“She fucking kissed Sporty Spice!” my wife yelled as she skimmed the article.
“That makes things even more interesting. I wonder if there was ever a Spice Girls orgy,” I pondered while I tossed our stir fry dinner up in the air over the wok.
“I don’t think any of the Spice Girls are openly bisexual but Mel B,” she responded.
We both fell into a search engine rabbit hole regarding fan theories of a Spice Orgy. Did you know that Spice Girls fan fiction exists? I mean, of course it does…but it was pretty hot to read.
While the “one night stand encounter,” (my wife’s words, not mine) between Mel B and Geri Halliwell will be running through her masturbatory fantasies for the next few decades, at least she has the fan fic to keep her satiated in the meantime. I’m going to keep imagining the Fiona Apple/Tori Amos fantasy that I’ve had since high school.
Who were your celebrity crushes when you were 18? Did you ever imagine them hooking up with each other, or in your head was it only you that they were feeling up? Let me know in the comments below or slide into my DMs on twitter if you’d like to keep it private.
Source: Fox News
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