Airplanes don’t give me anxiety but traveling from my home/hotel etc TO the airport is one of the hardest things for my mind to handle. I will get there 4 hours ahead of time and sit at the gate with my book and phone charging before I will be the person that is running with my rolling carry on being dragged behind me. All that being said, what I wouldn’t give to even have the opportunity to be late for a flight at this point of 2020.
One of the main reasons I have so much, “Get to the gate,” anxiety is because I seem to be pulled off to the side more often than other people when I’m going through security. I’m not sure what kind of a list I was put on back in the late aughts but my name had to have been somewhere. Flying back and forth from Austin and Atlanta for my past relationships was usually the worst. The saving grace was that I knew I’d have my lips wrapped around a dick as soon as we got to the parking garage. Parking lot sex was my jam back in the day.
Who am I kidding though? I’ll still get down in a back seat if the time and place is right.
I’ve never smuggled drugs or anything on a plane…it always seemed too risky to me. Some guy flying into Dubai decided that he didn’t want to pay some taxes on gold…so he shoved the precious metal up his butt and he got snagged by the authorities. When I read the article, I was like…how much gold could you actually shove up your asshole to make this worthwhile just so that you didn’t have to declare and pay taxes?
This much, Peepz.
I think it’s very interesting that the guy decided to flatten all the gold out into long pieces, rather than shaping it into a phallic shaped dildo/plug. Even so, it’s two full pounds of gold bullion, which is a lot of fucking gold.
In today’s market, 2lbs of gold is equal to $55,440.
I can understand why you would not want to pay taxes on all that, but it seems kind of dumb to try and be sneaky at this point in the game. There aren’t a lot of people traveling right now, so I imagine that airport security is able to watch the cameras much more diligently….especially if you’re trying to skate through the Xray spec machine with a whole bunch of stuff shoved up your ass.
Don’t try that shit at home, Peepz.
Source: NY Post
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