I wish I knew how to dance. My skills on the dance floor are abysmal. Mainly, because I’ve always been too petrified to look like an idiot, so I’ve never really gone out there and practiced. No one is born an amazing dancer, you gotta give it a try at some point to build up the appropriate skill set. I never did, so I suck.
Instead of moaning about it, I should just get up off my ass and watch some Youtube videos to learn some moves. It can’t be that hard to learn a few basics that will give me enough confidence to, you know, bust a move in public. I’ll make sure to close my living curtains before giving it a go, though, because I dont’t want my neighbors to die laughing.
People like to say that people who have good rhythm on the dance floor make for good lovers, which implies that people who suck at dancing are shit in the sack. Not true, you can have great rhythm in the boudoir and still freeze up like a deer in headlights on the dance floor. I don’t see how the two are related at all.
It’s like that whole thing where musicians think they’ll be good at digitally manipulating your genitals, because they have dexterous fingers. Sorry to bust your bubble dudes, but just because you can strum a bass it doesn’t mean you can strum a clit.
As for Serena Williams she looks like she can twist your knob off just from the power of her thighs and I can dig it.
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