Man Destroys His Own Guys With 30-Inch Sex Toy

For all the sex related news stories we read on this website, some of my favorites are the unfortunate butt stories. Though laughing at the misfortune of others is wrong, I feel like learning from their mistakes is just being a good adult.

This week’s tale from the dark side comes from England where a man checked into the emergency room after having an anal accident with his sex toy. While these kinds of injuries are usually solved with a pair of tongs and ample lube, this man’s circumstance was a little bit more extreme.

According to a news article the unnamed male was drunk and “lost control” of a 30-inch sex toy he was stuffing up his butt. The toy was so big it did a lot more than simply slide out of reach. He was in extreme pain and when doctors examined him they determined he had a perforated bowel.

In order to remove the sex toy from his body they had to perform complicated surgery leaving the man with a colostomy bag, feeding tube, and lengthy hospital stay. Yikes!

The last time we read about emergency services being called to help someone remove an object from their rectum it wasn’t nearly this dangerous.

A few months ago, a man from South Wales called paramedics when he found himself in a rather sticky predicament. While stimulating his prostate with a wall-mounted toilet roll holder he realized he made a miscalculation with his improvised sex toy. Though he was uninjured he did manage to get himself stuck ass-to-wall in a locked bathroom. After realizing he wouldn’t be able to get the object out of his body to free himself he was forced to make an embarrassing phone call.

This seems rather tame when compared to eviscerating yourself with a nearly 3-foot sex toy.

At any rate, if we can learn anything from this man’s situation it would be to always exercise caution when stuffing sex toys up our butts. We also learned that if you absolutely must insert a yard-long dildo into yourself then it’s probably best to attempt it while sober.

Now we know, and knowing is half the battle.

Via metro.co.uk

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Doctor Tells Woman To Treat Bipolar Disorder With Lots Of Sex

Mental healthcare is a surprisingly controversial subject and I don’t really know why. At some point it became a political point of contention and people will downplay the impact it has on our society if it doesn’t align with their beliefs. However, for those who have a mental health disorder it’s a harsh reality that is often difficult to treat.

Unless you can relieve your symptoms with lots and lots of sex, then it’s just a matter of finding someone to fill your prescription.

According to a woman diagnosed with bipolar disorder, her doctors told her to stop drinking and exercise more. When this standard medical advice didn’t work she received a more unorthodox recommendation: have as much sex as possible.

It’s a scientific fact that sex releases a complex cocktail of chemicals in the brain that may serve as anti-depressants. Given that the woman, identified as Penny Sullivan, probably experienced bouts of depression due to her bipolar disorder her doctor probably figured sex would help her stabilize her mood.

Penny, who said she always had a high sex drive, and her husband were more than willing to follow her doctor’s advice. Much to their delight the sexy treatment worked brilliantly. Huzzah!

Bipolar disorder is a mental disorder that causes periods of both severe depression and elevated mood, also known as mania. These two extremes can negatively affect the lives of those afflicted and can lead them down a dangerous path if the symptoms go untreated. Since many people with bipolar disorder wish to avoid medications to stabilize their mood, regular sex is an excellent alternative.

We once read a medical study that suggested people who have kinkier sex lives may also have better overall mental health than those who don’t. Though we weren’t sure if creative erotic practices were the cause or result of this correlation, this recent report may have given us the answer. Penny’s dramatic improvement in mood after increasing the rate she sleeps with her husband may indicate that regular sex is an important part of a healthy lifestyle.

That being said, having enough sex to maintain good mental health is easier said than done.

I don’t have any noteworthy mental health problems, but I also don’t have as much sex as I would like. Maybe having one or two casual sex partners and a Pornhub Premium account is just as good!

Via metro.co.uk

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Geek Kink Fest: Public Out Door Strap-On Fuck

It’s all been leading up to this, Peepz. I’ve been writing posts about my experience at Geek Kink for the past month or so, and I’ve been saving the best for last. A few of you have written to me saying, “We get that your wife had a great time, but what about you? What did YOU get up to at the convention?”

Mostly? I watched. Yes I was tied up and tickled, but part of the fun for me was watching my wife experience all these magically kinky things physically.

There was one thing that I wanted to do, though. I wanted to get fucked in the middle of the hotel’s courtyard. We had gone to a different convention at the same hotel a few years ago, and we watched a woman get fucked while she was tied to a tree. Ever since then, my wife and I wanted to recreate her first visual kink experience. The only issue was, that initially when we had seen that scene, it was July and about 80 degrees outside. Geek Kink takes place in November and it was decidedly freezing.

There is no way to deter me once I have it in my brain that I’m going to make a sexual fantasy happen. I have a one track mind, and all I wanted was to feel the grass underneath my palms and knees while I got fucked from behind.

My wife and I were giggling as we opened up the doors to the courtyard, and the freezing air hit us in the face. We picked out a spot that was a bit off to the side, I laid my jacket down on the ground, and we took most of our clothes off. If we were going to do this, we were going to go all in, polar bear style. The crisp air smelled like winter, and the grass was so frozen that it poked the soles of my bare feet. She pulled her leather strap up her thighs, and fastened her cock into place.

This is when we realized that having sex outside during the winter can lead to some lubrication challenges. Luckily, we were prepared for such things. She started drizzling lube all over her dick, and then my coat, and then finally my pussy. The change in temperature shocked my system, but I didn’t have too much time to think about it.

She stuffed my pussy over and over again. People who were staying at the hotel came to their windows to watch us. One woman got undressed and pushed her tits against the window. We were pretty sure that she was getting fucked from behind, but we couldn’t exactly tell.

There was a cigar social going on across the way, with a bunch of people standing around a fire pit. It was the first time she had ever had sex with people watching, and she really seemed to enjoy it. I came twice, and then the cold started making my sensitive nipples even harder. I begged her to stop because my swollen pussy lips couldn’t take much more.

I collapsed onto the ground, and she rolled on top of me.

From the gazebo, my best friend and two of the other people that we had been hanging out with, started applauding.

“Can we go inside now?” my bff said, “My dick isn’t detachable and it might freeze off.”

Check out the rest of my Geek Kink series:
My Wife Wants to Wrestle
Public Topless Whipping
Bound and Tickled
Naked Pie Fight

Happy New Year Peepz! Stay safe and wrap your dicks up.

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There is Nothing Ugly About This Sweater

Ex-Cop Says Lawyer Narked on Her BDSM Past

Peepz, I’ve been following this story for the last few months because it happened in Jersey and it involves BDSM and job security.

You can read the details of the original situation in THIS POST of mine from back in June…but to wrap things up in a neat little bow for those of you who are fans of the TL:DR philosophy:

A female cop in Jersey was fired when someone leaked the secret that she used to do fetish videos. Not porno…She was a dominatrix who topped men on camera and the sheriff’s department in Hudson County decided that she was unfit to be an officer.

It was fucking bullshit.

Kristen Hyman has taken it to the courts to keep her job. She’s saying that this whole mess with her being outed began because she turned down the sexual advances of Robert Pompliano, an attorney for the Hudson County Sheriff’s Office.

Again…that’s some fucking bullshit.

To me, this feels like a revenge porn type of situation without the porn. There are a few other women who have dealt with Pompliano and said that he was a creeper, touching them and making unprofessional advances.

Fuck him, honestly.

If the whole #metoo movement had something to do with Kristen speaking out about the lawyer, good for her. She was hired to do a job that she was doing well and when people found out about how she made a bit of money prior to that position, they got antsy and puritanical.

It pisses me off so much when people judge those of us who decide to make videos, whether our clothes are on or off. There is a crazy huge stigma that is attached to people who make money in the adult industry, especially the on camera talent. It’s fucked. I’m lucky enough to be in a position where I can afford to not give a shit if my employers find out about my clips, but there are tons of people out there who can’t.

Doing kinky things in front of the camera doesn’t make you a bad worker and it shouldn’t make you unhirable.

I’m very curious to see how this case turns out. Setting a positive precedent for sex workers would be amazing and I’ve got my fingers crossed that the justice system will rule in Kristen’s favor and let her keep her job.

Source: NY Post

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Fap Along With Harlot: Happy Little Trees

This was the first year that I cut down our Christmas tree from the forest. I chopped it with an axe, Peepz! It was amazing and exhilarating and after it hit the ground, I wished that I could chop down another one.

Before anyone attacks me for deforestation stuff…we went to a sustainable farm and did it the right way.

In any case, I went onto PornHub when I got home and decided to look up some tree porn. It exists! Of course it does. There is <"a href="http://ift.tt/2pntoGr" title="Sexy Internets Spotlight Rule 34">porn for everything.

You Peepz ready? Grab your battle axes and let’s get dirty.

Tree hugging takes a turn for the sexual in this first clip. Jaye Austin stops a lumberjack from doing his job by enticing him with her pussy. The bondage aspect of this clip only makes it hotter.

The livingroom floor is the perfect place to fuck when all of the presents have been packed up. There’s plenty of room and the mood lighting is super romantic. Just don’t set your lights to the super blinky setting because that can get distracting.

I’m down for a strap on session regardless of the season. The huge fake dick in this clip had me begging my wife to bang me before we went to bed. Spanking and moaning add to the ambiance so you’ll be cumming in no time.

This type of amateur porno is just my style. When you can’t wait to fuck, sometimes you’ve got to push your babe up against a tree to make sure that you can get your rocks off as soon as possible.

A festive masturbation session is in the cards for this sexy model from Nubiles. She’s wearing a santa hat and her tree is in the background. I bet you won’t even notice the tree after she spreads her legs though.

That’s it for this week, Peepz. I hope you get to splooge all over some foliage sometime soon. I’ll see you next time!

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Santa Is A Perv; The Proof Is In The Lyrics

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Porn Hiding Game Pulled From Online Store

The intersection of video games and pornography has always been controversial. Over the last few years the industry has made an effort to make games more inclusive, meaning we see more female protagonists and fewer damsels in destress. As a result of this modern climate video games that feature sexually explicit components tend to be criticized harshly.

Despite this the history of pornographic video games is still interesting. The Atari 2600 had a handful of adult titles that featured everything from women catching semen from a man jacking off on a rooftop to full on sex simulators. They were about as hot as beating off to 5 flesh colored squares with one pink one in the middle, but things were simpler then.

Porn games of today are obviously as advanced as the resources available. Photo realistic 3D graphics and virtual reality hardware are all being used to make erotic software. The exception being You Must Be 18 or Older to Enter.

This game is about hiding internet porn and it fully captures the experience of browsing erotic sites for the first time. However, despite its low fidelity approach that shows zero sexual images it was still no match for prudes.

You Must Be 18 or Older to Enter is classified as a horror adventure game and it’s basically about someone browsing internet porn for the first time while trying to keep their activity hidden from the people around them. It uses storytelling to create a feeling of paranoia that you’ll be caught, as you navigate a series of text options to advance.

The purpose of the game is to explore the excitement and suspense of watching internet porn for the first time in a crowded house without actually showing any sex. The game’s graphics are essentially nonexistent as everything rendered on screen is just text. Even if something in the ASCII style images were erotic, all the good stuff is blurred out.

Unfortunately, the game was pulled from Steam’s digital distribution service for violating their rules against pornographic games. Despite the game having almost zero erotic content and less sexual imagery than other big studio games available on the same service, it was still deemed inappropriate. Sometimes the just the idea of pornography is too much for people the handle even if the reality is far from sexually explicit. C’est la vie.

Although being pulled from Steam’s online store and its millions of users has probably hindered sales, You Must Be 18 or Older to Enter is still for sale elsewhere on the interwebs.

Via steamed.kotaku.com

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Advanced Software Makes Incredible Fake Celeb Porn

Technology has advanced quickly over the last few years. Digitally altering video used to take a room full of technicians and expensive computer equipment. Now Snapchat filters can do the same thing on any phone in real time.

The turning point in software development has been machine learning. Often associated with artificial intelligence this field of computer science revolves around programs that automate processes that previously had to be done manually, making tasks complete faster.

One result of all this hocus pocus is commercially available video editing software that can do things that Hollywood could only dream of 20 years ago. Now any doofus can manipulate pixels and create realistic special effects from their laptop.

As it turns out this software can also be used to create fake celebrity porn by super imposing the faces of A-list stars onto regular porn stars. Cool!… and kind of scary.

Celebrity porn comes in two distinct flavors. The first are sexy scenes from movies that range from brief nudity to simulated, softcore porn style sex. The second would be illegally obtained sex tapes that are a huge violation of people’s privacy. Though I’ve watched the latter out of curiosity, I felt really bad afterwards.

Meanwhile fake celebrity nudes are kind of their own genre.

Thanks to software that utilizes machine learning, fake celebrity porn can be created by even the most amateur editor. A recent example is a video produced by an anonymous user that features Gal Gadot’s head edited on to a porn star’s body. The result is what appears to be a full hardcore scene featuring the Wonder Woman star. Needless to say it circulated on the internet extremely quickly.

Given the nature of the video’s origin I’m uncomfortable linking it directly. However if you were to type “Gal Gadot” into Pornhub on your own accord, I’m not responsible for what you find.

Via motherboard.vice.com

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Geek Kink Fest: My Wife Wants to Wrestle

I sat on my best friend’s lap in my mini skirt and fishnets. He hand one hand on my back and the other on my knee, absentmindedly running his fingers over the thread. We were in the dungeon earlier than most people because my wife wanted to go to a wrestling meet up.

Grappling is sexy to me. Two people with their hands all over each other, trying to be the strongest, fastest and get on top of the person they are wrestling. I’m no good at it. As much as you think my size would be to my advantage, I lack the quick thinking in physical situations to be able to get the better of my opponent.

My wife, however, is nimble and strong as fuck. Wrestling was totally made for her. At Geek Kink Fest she finally got the opportunity to try out her moves on people other than me.

I was twirling her glasses around in my fingers like a helicopter just watching. The class instructor, a beautiful young woman wearing spandex, explained that they would all go through some of the basics and then start sparring. They all knelt down on the floor and watched as the instructor pinned a man taller than she was to the floor with a THWAP.

When the noise rang out, my wife looked right at me and I knew she was psyched. They all took turns circling around each other, slapping hands and attempting to push the shoulders of their opponents to the mat.

My wife got matched up with one of the men that had whipped her the night before. She struggled under his hands, but he kept out maneuvering her. Even though she couldn’t get him pinned, I couldn’t believe how well she was doing. It was sexy as hell not only because she was getting so physical with strangers, but because she kept turning red from exertion.

She was so turned on all day from her wrestling experience that she wound up fucking me with her strap on later that night…I’ll tell you that story next week though.

Here’s an Ultimate Surrender clip to show you how hot wrestling can be, just in case you need more convincing.

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Irish Town Claims There’s Viagra In The Air

Despite being almost 20 years old and available in generic form around the world, Viagra is still a huge cash cow for Pfizer. The tiny blue pill is almost synonymous with older men having sex and was rumored to be a staple of Hugh Heffner’s diet. With millions of the world’s most recognizable ED pill being sold every year you have to wonder where it’s all coming from.

Unless you live in Ringaskiddy.

The quaint Irish town in Country Cork is home to one of Pfizer’s facilities that makes Viagra and since it was built in 1998 things couldn’t be better. The town has experienced economic growth and a small baby boom since the drug has been in production, all of which could probably be attributed to the prosperity brought by the factory. However, some locals think it does a little bit more than that.

According to urban legend the fumes that bellow out of the building having been given nearby men free boners for nearly two decades. Furthermore, it is believed that Viagra has contaminated the water, meaning erections are on tap in Ringaskiddy. Cool!

Pfizer, being a billion-dollar pharmaceutical company, obviously claims they follow all environmental laws and does not pollute the air or water in the Irish town. If anything the presence of the factory and the higher quality of life it has brought probably just made everyone happier leading to boners of joy.

Back in 2009 an Irish comedy called “Holy Water” was inspired by Ringaskiddy. In it a group of thieves steal a Viagra shipment and dump it in a well during a police pursuit. With the local water table contaminated the village quickly becomes sex-crazed. The premise alone kind of gives me an erection.

While things in Ringaskiddy aren’t quite like how they’re depicted in the movie, it’s close enough. According to one resident named Sadie, “we’re just happy.” Fair enough. Maybe the townspeople are simply experiencing natural erections that are unfairly being blamed on the Irish Boner Spring and chemical smoke coming out of the nearby pharmaceutical factory.

Via nypost.com

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Celebs, Rats, Snakes and the Hazards of Reading Too Fast

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Architecture Gets Sexy

I love when sex shows up in the craziest places. Miguel Bolivar is an architect in London who has been working on a side project for a few years. After making a client blush at the suggest of putting a lock on her bedroom door, he got the idea to write a book about sex positions based on architecture.

He titled his masterpiece Archisutra and it’s pretty amazing.

Each page spread includes text describing how the position can be attained, as well as the ability to maintain the position for an extended period of time.

Here is Get An Eiffel, which is obviously named after the Eiffel Tower:

…she begins by performing a handstand. He takes hold of her ankles to stop her falling as she lowers her abdomen onto his knees. He bends his knees slightly and holds onto her calves to give her a platform, as she grips her legs tightly around his thighs for stability

and here’s the Pompidou, which is also French:

…he lies with his back on the floor and his head raised. She lowers herself on to him, kneeling with her head at a 30 degree angle to his feet and her hands fixed to the ground at either side of his legs.
Best Practice: This position is best practiced on a smooth surface to avoid risk of injury.

This tongue-in-cheek, nerdy take on the kama sutra can be purchased on Amazon, Barnes and Noble and other book sellers all over the place. It’s a cheeky gift for the perv in your life who is good at taking directions and loves seeing drawings in scale.

Would you Peepz be excited to get this gift this year or would you be confused by all the measurements? Let me know in the comments!!

Source and Internal Images: Dezeen

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Are People Having Sex With Mystical Fairies? Maybe!

According to an online survey 44% of people in the UK believe in fairies. Considering every work of fantasy has been set in a fictionalized version of ancient Europe that’s not too difficult to comprehend. Also 44% is also my rough estimate for the number of people in the UK who do hallucinogenic drugs.

My personal favorite fantasy book is the novelization of the movie Willow. In it there are mischievous brownies, or tiny wise-cracking goblins, who provide comic relieve and occasional small but heroic feats. If magical beings existed in nature this is how I would imagine them.

Meanwhile in the UK people not only believe fairies actually exist, but they see them while having sex outdoors. Hmm!

In his book, “Magical Folk: British & Irish Fairies,” Dr. Simon Young relates accounts from people who have seen fairies and some of the encounters are very sexual. Apparently the erotic images of Tinkerbell my weird uncle sometimes posts on Facebook are not too far from the truth.

One story in his book is from a couple who were having sex against a tree. While in the middle of their outdoor fucking they found themselves surrounded by small lights that they eventually recognized as fairies. The creatures watched the couple have sex because when you’re a few inches tall and made of light nothing is hotter than watching a couple of hairy titans bang each other.

As a North America the idea of fairies, gnomes, and other magic beings in nature just don’t appeal to me. That being said, I did always wonder how David the Gnome and his wife had sex. The rubbing of noses instead of kissing really threw me for a loop.

At any rate if you’re having sex in a forest and see sex-crazed magic nymphs that are trying to join in, you should probably do what they say. You’re also probably on drugs and living a much more exciting life than me, so anything discouraging I’ve said about your lifestyle is coming from a place of pure jealousy.

Via metro.co.uk

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Masturbation Roll

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Fap Along With Harlot: Gotta Gag

I miss giving blowjobs. I miss slipping a dick over my tongue and down the back of throat so that I tighten up and gag on it. I love that noise. That gurgling nearly violent surge of energy that I get when I realize that the cock in my mouth will probably not fit any further down.

I like forcing it though. Making my mouth fill up with spit till it’s thick and dripping from my lips. Wait till you hear the sexy throat noises that the hotties in these videos make. If you’re into sloppy gag fests, you’re in for a good time.

You ready to fap? Grab a box of tissues to clean up your mess and let’s get started.

Leigh Raven is a tattoo artist makes a mistake and has to pay for her error with her body. She lets her client’s father penetrate every hole in her body, but it’s her fuckable mouth that makes me wet.

The people over at Swallowed had a plethora of clips for me to choose from. I decided to get off to Aaliyah Hadid and Honey Gold getting freaky the day after they met. It’s all oral and all sexy in this clip.

I love watching Elizabeth Bentley’s makeup run down her face. Her eyes are tearing up because she can barely handle the amount of dick that is being forced down her throat. She’s giggling in between breaths and makes sure to give her fuck buddy exactly what he’s looking for.

The storyline in this next one is a bit shoddy, but it’s porno so it’s cool. The VIP lounge in the strip club leads to a lapdance. Then there’s some bondage and flogging…and THEN we get to the dick swallowing.

The beautiful body of Kagney Linn Karter never disappoints. She gets her mouth manhandled by cock for Brazzers in this last vid.

That’s it for this week Peepz. If you can’t get enough of the clip lists I put together, you can check out my new series on the YouPorn Blog called Videos We Love.

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Bang Before You Sleep and Rest Easy

The very last thing that I do every night before I go to sleep is make out with my wife. That’s our routine. We lay in bed and do other things before hand, sometimes we have sex and sometimes we talk about stupid shit that happened at work. Other times we tickle each other until we’re crying and laughing so hard that the neighbors start banging on the ceiling.

Passionately kissing my babe is enough to wear me out and tire me out. Orgasms are an added bonus, but it’s not something that we do on a daily basis. During the week we’re usually too tired to get down, but maybe it’s time for us to go back to making time for love every night of the week.

Dr. Michele Lastella is an Australian sleep researcher who has uncovered that 64% of people sleep better when they have an orgasm before they go to sleep. The way she figures it, if you put down your screens and interact with your partner on a physical level, you’re more likely to be rested in the morning. The catch is that both partners have to orgasm to receive the full benefits of the hormone oxytocin.

My wife has been sleeping all crazy for the past few weeks. We both had this crazy cold and she thinks that the medicine in giving her lucid dreams. I think that I may try Dr. Lastella’s theory and knock her out with some pussy licking before bed tonight. I’ll report back on twitter and let you Peepz know how we made out.

Do you cum before bed or are orgasms part of your morning routine? Hit me up in the comments and let me know when your favorite time to get off is.

Here’s a clip of Kandace Kayne waking up and looking flawless while she sucks on some cock.

Source: This Is Insider

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Australian Military Wants To Send Sex Workers To Front Lines

Regardless of your political affiliation it’s hard not to love your country’s troops. The freedom to powerlessly disagree with your government is a fundamental right, but letting that sour your attitude towards members of the armed forces is kind of a dick move. These men and women are simply trying to provide for their families while serving their country so we can be free to openly criticize our least favorite politicians on Twitter.

Though growing up in a military town may have greatly influenced my opinion on the subject, supporting the troops is common around the world.

Australia also has a long history of it. During World War I a recipe for a kind of dry cookie with a long shelf life called ANZAC biscuits was distributed so citizens could bake them and send them to soldiers fighting in Europe. No longer content with baked goods, an Australian captain in 2017 suggested sending sex workers to front lines to help relieve stress. Cool!… or not?

While the idea may sound good on paper, apparently the spouses of men and women fighting abroad were less than thrilled about the idea of government funded prostitutes being provided to the troops. Oops.

The recommendation was part of an essay called “Sex and War – A Conversation Army Has to Have” by Capt. Sally Williamson. In it she suggests having sex while on deployment would help ease the stress of “loneliness or prolonged absence from family, friends, partners and spouses.” Rather than soldiers having sex amongst each other, providing professionals would make sexual partners more accessible.

Kind of like ANZAC cookies but with orgasms.

Given the distances military marriages endure, it’s no surprise to hear they also experience a higher divorce rate. While it would be easy to say married soldiers could simply abstain from sex, the idea of the government providing that extra temptation was too obscene for some Australians.

After realizing Williamson’s essay pissed off almost every military spouse, a spokesperson from the military quickly apologized and stated that it was not meant for public reading. Maybe it was just some of that Aussie wit we hear so much about?

Now if you were to train these sex workers to be elite soldiers, that would be different. Not only would they be able to serve dual purposes on the front line, but training a bunch of sexy prostitutes to sneak behind enemy lines and have sex is the exact plot of one of my favorite Brazzers movies. It would be the most patriotic example of life imitating art of all time.

Via nypost.com

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Ghost Sex? How Does That Work?

I try my best to be open about people’s life experiences. Sex is a topic that everyone has an opinion on, even if that opinion is that they refuse to talk about it. Some people make shit up about what they do in the bedroom…and some people make every single one of their fantasies come true.

I’m not really sure what to think about the story that I’m about to tell you. Part of me wants it to be true, because attaining some type of sexual Nirvana seems possible when you’re receiving pleasure straight from the heart of the universe. The other part of me thinks that this is all a bunch of hippy bullshit.

You can decide for yourself.

A woman in Bristol, England has decided that she’s over dating living me, she’s down with the spirits and only hunting ghost dick. Amethyst Realm (yeah, that’s the name she really goes by) was with her fiance ten years ago but decided to get rid of him because her sexual experience with the spirit super intense.

Some people are into being scared when they are aroused. I don’t think it’s very surprising that there’s someone out there that’s into getting their paranormal activities on.

I think it would be hot to be touched by something that I couldn’t see. I’m sure that I would be hella intimidated, so it would probably be like some crazy tentacle porn type stuff. It’s just fascinating to me that Amathyst is enjoying her sex life so much that she now wants to have ghost babies.

Check out Amathyst’s interview on the show This Morning with Phillip and Holly

What do you Peepz thing? Would you be down to head into bone zone with a phantom? Have you ever had a creepy experience with an apparition? Let me know in the comments or hit me up on twitter.

Source: Huffington Post

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Company Introduces Star Wars Themed Sex Toys

There’s a Star Wars movie coming out this year and that means one thing: merchandise. Ever since the first Star Wars movie came out in 1977, the franchise has been almost entirely about selling children’s toys to adults. Years later people are still shelling out major cash for Jedis and Stormtroopers that will never see the outside of their packaging.

That’s an impressive feat and a testament to the franchise’s longevity. However, one can only imagine how much better they would be doing if they recognized their true demographic and sold actual Star Wars adult toys.

While there may be a brave few out there who stuck their wookie where the sun doesn’t shine, Lucasfilm has never sold an actual sex toy. Looking to capitalize on this untapped market, an Australian company called Geeky Sex Toys has created a line of erotic toys called Star Toys.

Though copyright law prevents them from giving them explicit Star Was themed names, the iconic image of a neon colored phallus coming out of a metallic saber hilt lets consumers know that “orgasms they will have.”

Some would argue that after the release of The Phantom Menace featuring a female member of Yoda’s species, any green Fleshlight would technically be the first Star Wars sex toy. However, this is kind of a niche product that only services a small portion of the sex toy consuming demographic.

Geeky Sex Toy’s line features a wide range of products that cater to every consumer. In addition to light saber dildos there are personal massagers that look like Darth Vader, butt plugs that resemble C3P0, and a Death Star shaped ball gag.

There’s pretty much something for anyone who wants to masturbate while watching the new Star Wars movie. According to a report by Pornhub Insights, this may be more people than we think.

In the days after the release of The Force Awakens it was noted that searches for Star Wars themed porn increased by over 1800%. Factor in that this movie almost doubled the number of female characters in the whole franchise and this year’s The Last Jedi has the potential to top this impressive feat. All those horny Star Wars fans could be in the market for a hollowed-out replica of Han Solo frozen in carbonite that has a rubber vagina inside that is also part of the Star Toy line. Not me though.

I’m perfectly happy with my 5-year-old Fleshlight that after years of use already looks like a Predator’s mouth. That’s all the sci-fi sex toy I need.

Via popsugar.com

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Cops in Michigan Can’t Bang Prostitutes…Finally?

Undercover cops scare me. It’s not that I do anything super illegal or anything. I blaze trees every now and then, but since my late 30s hit, I’m finding that it’s harder to get my hands on the stuff since all of my contemporaries seem to have switched to prescription med abuse.

It’s fucking annoying actually, but whatever.

I’m intimidated by cops in general because I honestly try to fly under their radar as much as possible. I don’t bother them by doing anything crazy or illegal, they don’t bother me.

Sometimes shit happens involving cops that doesn’t make any sense to me though. Like last summer when a former Domme couldn’t be a cop in New Jersey. Now a law has been put on the books in Michigan saying that cops that are undercover can’t have sexual intercourse with prostitutes.

I’m confused by this.

I think that prostitution should be legal, that’s obviously a given. What people do with their bodies is their own business…but how would a cop end up in a situation where he HAD to fuck a prostitute or blow his cover?

I’ve tried playing out a few possible scenarios in my head because that’s what I do. Maybe the cop was trying to shake down a pimp and get the hooker to turn on her boss…so if they fuck the cop could hold that over the prostitute’s head? But then that would be extortion or some shit, right?

What if the cop was trying to make a drug bust and he thought that the prostitute was hiding the drugs in her motel room? He’d go inside to check things out and then his dick could accidentally fall into her mouth.

See what I mean? None of it makes sense.

I’d love to hear your theories though Peepz.

Tell me about your cop/sex worker fuck scenarios in the comments. My twitter DMs tell me that we’ve got quite a few creative readers out there…so I’m curious to hear what you come up with.

Porno fantasies be damned, here’s a clip from Operation Escort where a cop gets his dick wet for all the wrong reasons.

Source: Detroit Free Press

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Masturbation Roll

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Fap Along With Harlot: Cheaters Gotta Cheat

Jay-Z admitted that he was unfaithful to Beyonce in a New York Times article that was released on November 29th. Everyone kind of knew it was coming, the music he and Bey have been creating the past few years said as much. Reading the words still made my jaw drop.

A celebrity an infallible human being? Who would have thought.

I’ve put together a fap along today on the topic of cheating in celebration of the awesome NY Times interview which, in all fairness, is a really good read and not just about him stepping out of his marriage.

Let’s get into fantasy mode and get ready to get off together. You Peepz ready? Let’s fap!

A plumber comes over to help clear out the pipes. When the woman of the house’s boyfriend comes over with a present, she decides to get freaky with the plumber while her man is making coffee. I’m not sure how the boyfriend doesn’t hear them banging, but I bet he could use a little cream in his coffee.

An argument in a casino leads to a make up massage, which leads to a bit of groping and pounding while the guy’s wife is laying on the table with a towel over her eyes. Again, a little bit of a porno suspension of disbelief is necessary to make this fantasy real, but it’s hot. Kind of like a threesome that’s a twosome.

I’m all about Abella Danger movies right now. She’s filthy, but she looks innocent. It’s the classic porno bait and switch. In this clip, she’s the nanny and the other woman who gets cock drunk on the dick of her employer.

Tylo Duran can’t keep her hands to herself, even when Keiran Lee’s wife is sitting right next to them on the couch.

The chick in this last clip starts sucking off her lover while she’s on the phone with her boyfriend. After she finally gets off the phone, she gets fucked in a few different positions with an epic jizz shot at the end all over her wet puss.

That’s all for this week, Peepz. If you want to come clean about cheating on your significant other, you can leave me a comment below or hit me up on twitter.

Image: Dillion Harper in Cheating with a Cheater by Brazzers

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Aren’t There Better Porn Star/Rapper Tickets For 2020?

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Kink Fest: Public Topless Whipping

There are a whole lot of people from my past that don’t understand why I got married. They’ll always see me as the slutty pervert that spent her weeknights trolling Craig’s List so that her weekend were filled with sex. Then I tell them stories like this one and they get a bit of insight into the woman that I “settled for.” (and by settled for I mean, “stole my heart and changed my life for the better forever”)

When we looked at the schedule of events for Saturday of Geek Kink Fest, we decided right away that we wanted to head into the dungeon early so that we could check out the single-tail whip demonstration. My wife has been on the hunt for “her thing” to immerse herself in within kink culture. My thing is electricity, specifically Violet Wands, though I’ll dabble in floggers and paddles because they’re more readilly available.

Of all the sensations that I’ve experienced in the world of BDSM, the one that I could never ever get used to was single-tail whips.

Paddles and floggers kind of thud on your body. There’s a sting of pain that comes, but it’s less in a specific spot and more spread out on your skin. Single tales are a very direct sting in a precise spot. They’re very tricky. It takes some serious skill play well with the toy. One inch to the left or right and you could seriously injure someone. I think that’s why I never picked one up to learn how to use. They’re intimidating because of the amount of damage that they can cause in the wrong hands.

My wife watched the man giving the demo with wide eyes and when he asked for volunteers, she leaned back and asked me if she should do it.

“Yes,” is the answer to that question 99.9% of the time when she asks me.

I told her that she should, but someone else raised their hand while we were discussing it, so he got to go first. He took off his shirt and approached the St. Andrew’s Cross with his back exposed.

Five or six whip cracks in and he tapped out.

The guy running the demo asked for another volunteer and my wife raised her hand immediately. Without even hesitating, she took off her shirt and her bra, exposing her boobs to the room for the first time ever.

The whipping she took was impressive.

Hit after hit, she stood rock solid, like a statue. Minutes passed and she took everything the guy threw at her. She was smiling and laughing and really enjoying herself.

Afterwards, she said it made her feel free…not just exposing her body, but exposing the vulnerability of her skin and the humility of her person.

I was honestly so proud of her in that moment. I’ve never had a partner who was more willing to share in my perversion with me. That’s why we make such hot porno together.

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The Human Side Of Sex Robots

Growing up in an anglophile friendly house exposed me to a unique kind of science fiction. While the American sci fi movie has always been big budget epics with tons of explosions, the British prefer a more human approach. Their science fiction is more about social commentary set in a distant but familiar future.

The classic depiction of a British robot, though cold and logical, is usually affable and a source of emotional support for the protagonist. Therefore, it was no surprise to read that the UK has a community of people excited about sex robots not only capable of meeting one’s physical needs but providing intimate conversation. Aww!

A documentary set to air on the UK’s Channel 4 is exploring the interesting world of robot sex enthusiasts. The Sex Robots Are Coming will cover a range of topics to the current state of sex bots to what the future will bring. While we’ve talked about other sex robot’s before, what sets this documentary apart is the emphasis on the impact of men making love to robots on humanity.

As someone who occasionally masturbates to POV videos of women whispering affections into a camera, I can’t say my interest as well as my penis aren’t piqued.

The program will touch on the opinions of the people who are poised to be replace by sexually capable robots. Though many men may see functioning sex-bots as a dream come true, some women feel the interest in them to encourage misogyny. Considering they are essentially literal sex objects made to look and behave like women this is a fair point.

We recently read about a prototype sex robot that was heavily abused by the public at a technology convention and it did make us worry about the wellbeing of robot prostitutes in the future. However, these sex robots are simply the natural progression of readily available sex dolls that are typically coddled.

Given the high cost of these artificial companions it’s no wonder their owners treat them well; sometimes even taking them on dates and buying them gifts. If a wealthy man chooses to never talk to a woman again that’s his business.

As a connoisseur of more reasonably price and conservatively featured technology, I kind of wonder where this future of sex robots leaves me. I’m picturing something like a Fleshlight with an Alexa enabled device tapped to the back it.

Via mirror.co.uk

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Prostitute Skirts Law With Pop Up Brothel

The first pop up businesses I was aware of were stands setup under freeway overpasses to sell flowers and candy during the days before Valentines and Mother’s Day. Years later I saw temporary Halloween stores emerge that sold over priced costumes and decorations during October. While these businesses were noble in purpose and excellent examples of capitalism, they aren’t exactly hoity toity.

That would change with the popularity of this holiday season’s pop up boutique trend.

Celebrity designers and anyone with a strong social media following trying to promote their brand have fully embraced temporary storefronts. These retail locations are aggressively advertised on social media and seemingly “pop up” overnight. Preying on the trendiest consumers’ fear of missing out, these boutiques have the bonus of requiring a low financial commitment from their operators.

Also capitalizing on this new trend is a single mother and professional sex worker from England who established a pop up brothel to apply her craft. The move has not only allowed her to safely and discreetly see clients, but also stay close to her children’s school. Huzzah!

Though prostitution is legal in the UK it’s illegal to run a brothel and these shades of grey can leave sex workers vulnerable. Like most prostitutes in the UK, Amy did her business out of less than luxurious hotels to keep her costs down. She noted to reporters that working in these locations caused her to take more risks than she would have liked.

Fed up with her working conditions she and another woman rented a small flat to serve as their base of operations. With a little clever advertising she was able to drum up enough business to pay for the flat and turn a profit. Since her pop up doesn’t meet the legal definition of a brothel it hasn’t broken any laws yet.

However, she won’t be able to stay in one place for long without being raided, shutdown, and fined.

Always ones to keep up with the latest trends, the gorgeous and brilliant people at Pornhub opened their own pop up shop in New York City this Black Friday. Despite competing with some of the world’s finest boutiques on the busiest shopping day of the year, they held their own and managed to draw a crowd so big they had to queue down the street to meet a porn star and buy some Pornhub branded gear.

With all these hot commodities coming and going, it might be worth checking out what kind of pop up business are in your area. At the very least you could find a Halloween store still open and buy some heavily discounted decorations for next year.

Via mirror.co.uk

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Geek Kink Fest: Bound and Tickled

He told me to get undressed, so I did. We were in the dungeon early. There weren’t many people in the room yet, but we wanted to get our play in before it got too crowded. My shirt was pulled over my head, my pants slid down over my ass. I folded both articles of clothing into a neat pile, just like I was taught to years ago.

There was a chair a few feet in front of us. He grabbed it and sat it down in front of me, but he was the one that sat down.

“Over my knee,” was all he said.

I obeyed.

My bare ass was up in the air, my fingertips were poised on the floor like tripods.

He started spanking me and my ass was warmed up quickly. In between his strokes, he was talking to my wife, explaining what he was doing as he was doing it.

“You want to hit the meat of her ass,” smack, “Not to the side,” smack, “But right in the sweet spot,” smack, “Just above her thighs.”

I loved the way his hands felt on my body. It had been years since a man had touched me. My brain didn’t want to admit it, but I was enjoying this a whole lot more than I thought I was going to.

After a few minutes, I started to squirm from the heat of his hands. He noticed my body change it’s comfort levels and told me to stand up.

He bound my hands behind my back with his black leather cuffs and slowly stoked my hair. My wife stood in front of me with her hands on my tits. She tweaked my nipples harder than I was used to. I opened up my mouth and gasped into a scream.

“Do you like that?” he whispered in my ear.

“Yes, Sir.”

His breath was hot against my neck. He grabbed for my stomach and started tickling me. My wife joined in as well and I had four hands wriggling all over my body.

There’s something very particular about me that most Internet people never get to experience, and that’s my laugh. It’s contagious, loud and often a shock to the other people in the room. I laughed so hard and I started to squirm. Every time their hands dug into my skin, my back arched and my ass pushed back into him.

I felt his dick getting harder and harder in between my ass cheeks. I think that was my favorite part of the experience. You know when you’re in the middle of doing something and you realize how much you miss a certain sensation? That was what his dick did to me.

My pussy was wet instantly with the memories of dicks that I had felt inside me years prior.

The experience was over too quickly, yet it lasted just long enough. It gave me something to look forward to in the future. New playmates can be extremely satisfying under the right circumstances.

You can read my first post in my Geek Kink series, Naked Pie Fight by clicking here. Next week, I’ll be telling you all about my wife’s public flogging.

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Woman Wearing Body Paint Visits Mall In Sexy ‘Experiment’

A really good way to give a stunt some academic credibility is to call it a “social experiment.” These are usually done by YouTube personalities who make videos of themselves being rude to strangers and, while they have no scientific value, are a good way to upload pranks and make them sound less mean. However someone occasionally comes up with an experiment that actually betters the world around them.

In order to test her hypothesis that attractive women receive attention in public, Jen Seidel of JenTheBodyPainter sent Maria Luciotti to the mall naked. Wait, what?

Using her impressive body painting talents Jen made her living canvas resemble a normal woman wearing a fashionable fall ensemble. The only catch is that Maria is actually wearing nothing more than a thong, pasties, and a few layers of body paint that looks like skin tight clothing. With the addition of a scarf, hat, and boots you can hardly tell she’s almost naked.

Never mind that Luciotti is a professional fitness model and personal trainer with an amazing body that would probably make my Grandmother’s pantsuits look sexy. Let’s send her to the mall naked!

For the most part, Seidel’s artwork was so realistic most people didn’t notice Maria wasn’t actually wearing a skintight grey sweater and ripped blue jeans. Considering how commonplace jeggings and other form-fitting clothes are it’s not surprising most people didn’t bat an eye. She does catch a lot of looks from men she walks by but that’s pretty standard for women in public nowadays, much less buxom naked ones who jiggle with every footstep.

Through the course of the video a few keen-eyed gawkers and mall employees attempting to size the woman notice she isn’t wearing any clothes. Realizing the ruse they giggle with delight at both the quality of the artwork and the gorgeous, naked woman in front of them. Overall the experiment sounds like a success!

You could head over to JenTheBodyPainter’s YouTube channel to see the video, but we aren’t in the business of directing traffic to non-pornographic videos. As an alternative we suggest you check out this somewhat related clip from Pronhub that also features a beautiful woman in body paint, but with a much more satisfying ending.

Via dailymail.co.uk

Image: Bailey Brooke in Paint Job by Brazzers

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Road Sex Drunk Driving Crash

When you’re driving a car, there are certain things you need to pay attention to. Street signs, stop lights and the actual road are right at the top of the list. Sex while driving is not my cup of tea mostly because I lose control of my limbs when I orgasm, but also because I feel like it’s super hard to concentrate on so many huge tasks at one time.

A couple in Washington state discovered the difficulties of sex while driving when they crashed their car into a tree.

On November 22, 2017, police rolled up on the man and the woman as they were hurrying to get their clothes on. The man told the cops that he missed a curve in the road when his lady friend straddled his lap so they could bone while he was driving.

Oh, and they were both drunk.

The most fucked up thing about this whole situation is that the woman’s three-month-old baby was in the back seat.

Fucked. Up. Peepz.

Being irresponsible with your own life is one thing…but when you end up putting innocent people in harm’s way, that jumps over a line in my brain.

The couple both ended up going to the hospital where the woman was diagnosed with a broken pelvis and the guy ended up with a fractured wrist.

The baby in the back sustained no injuries.

Fuck them though, Peepz…for real.

If you want to bone in a car, pull the fuck over to the side of the road and ride some cock.

Safe sex is super important so please remember to wrap up your cocks before penetration, use gloves and dental dams…and don’t drink, drive and fuck all at the same time.

That’s just poor decision making.

Here’s a PornHub clip of Johnny and Kissa Sins getting it on in the car and the car wash…Please note that he remains alert with his eyes on the road at all times…that’s important stuff Peepz.

Source: Huffington Post

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