Despite being almost 20 years old and available in generic form around the world, Viagra is still a huge cash cow for Pfizer. The tiny blue pill is almost synonymous with older men having sex and was rumored to be a staple of Hugh Heffner’s diet. With millions of the world’s most recognizable ED pill being sold every year you have to wonder where it’s all coming from.
Unless you live in Ringaskiddy.
The quaint Irish town in Country Cork is home to one of Pfizer’s facilities that makes Viagra and since it was built in 1998 things couldn’t be better. The town has experienced economic growth and a small baby boom since the drug has been in production, all of which could probably be attributed to the prosperity brought by the factory. However, some locals think it does a little bit more than that.
According to urban legend the fumes that bellow out of the building having been given nearby men free boners for nearly two decades. Furthermore, it is believed that Viagra has contaminated the water, meaning erections are on tap in Ringaskiddy. Cool!
Pfizer, being a billion-dollar pharmaceutical company, obviously claims they follow all environmental laws and does not pollute the air or water in the Irish town. If anything the presence of the factory and the higher quality of life it has brought probably just made everyone happier leading to boners of joy.
Back in 2009 an Irish comedy called “Holy Water” was inspired by Ringaskiddy. In it a group of thieves steal a Viagra shipment and dump it in a well during a police pursuit. With the local water table contaminated the village quickly becomes sex-crazed. The premise alone kind of gives me an erection.
While things in Ringaskiddy aren’t quite like how they’re depicted in the movie, it’s close enough. According to one resident named Sadie, “we’re just happy.” Fair enough. Maybe the townspeople are simply experiencing natural erections that are unfairly being blamed on the Irish Boner Spring and chemical smoke coming out of the nearby pharmaceutical factory.
Via nypost.com
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