Undercover cops scare me. It’s not that I do anything super illegal or anything. I blaze trees every now and then, but since my late 30s hit, I’m finding that it’s harder to get my hands on the stuff since all of my contemporaries seem to have switched to prescription med abuse.
It’s fucking annoying actually, but whatever.
I’m intimidated by cops in general because I honestly try to fly under their radar as much as possible. I don’t bother them by doing anything crazy or illegal, they don’t bother me.
Sometimes shit happens involving cops that doesn’t make any sense to me though. Like last summer when a former Domme couldn’t be a cop in New Jersey. Now a law has been put on the books in Michigan saying that cops that are undercover can’t have sexual intercourse with prostitutes.
I’m confused by this.
I think that prostitution should be legal, that’s obviously a given. What people do with their bodies is their own business…but how would a cop end up in a situation where he HAD to fuck a prostitute or blow his cover?
I’ve tried playing out a few possible scenarios in my head because that’s what I do. Maybe the cop was trying to shake down a pimp and get the hooker to turn on her boss…so if they fuck the cop could hold that over the prostitute’s head? But then that would be extortion or some shit, right?
What if the cop was trying to make a drug bust and he thought that the prostitute was hiding the drugs in her motel room? He’d go inside to check things out and then his dick could accidentally fall into her mouth.
See what I mean? None of it makes sense.
I’d love to hear your theories though Peepz.
Tell me about your cop/sex worker fuck scenarios in the comments. My twitter DMs tell me that we’ve got quite a few creative readers out there…so I’m curious to hear what you come up with.
Porno fantasies be damned, here’s a clip from Operation Escort where a cop gets his dick wet for all the wrong reasons.
Source: Detroit Free Press
Image: Charlie Laine and Haley Cummings in Prostitute Trains Sexy Cop by Brazzers
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