When I was 17, I lost my virginity to the tuba player in my high school’s band. When David Huggins lost his virginity, he was the same age, but he fucked an alien. Yeah, I just said that. Dave lost his V-Card to an extraterrestrial.
David Huggins is a painter who lives in New Jersey (I know…I’m sorry, but I can’t keep apologizing for the state that I live in all the time). Through his work, he relives the sexual experiences he has been having with aliens all his life.
It’s kind of quirky, definitely strange, and 100% worth the watch.
I told my wife about the documentary and asked her if she’d be into watching. She said that she wasn’t really into it, so she put on her headphones and started reading a book on the couch. I rented the video and started watching. Ten minutes in and she had one headphone out, totally riveted by the story about the eccentric man that was being told.
David admits that when he was a child he was able to see things. His first encounter was when he was 8 years old. In 1952, he had his second encounter with an insect like alien that ended up spraying him with liquid. It wasn’t until his third encounter that same year that he believes he was taken into another world.
His first sexual encounter happened in the woods. He felt drawn to the extraterrestrial in an almost painful chain of events. The lady-creature pulled him towards her and she went for a ride. David says that he felt like the orgasm was pulled out of him. The header image for this article is his artistic rendition of the event. You can see his arms twisted at a strange angle as if he’s trying to run away and crawl from the being who has trapped him with her hole.
He calls the woman Crescent and he claims to have had a relationship with her that is still on going, even though every time they bang, he is paralized.
There’s one catch though.
You know what happens when you fuck alens without condoms?
Alien babies.
Lots of alien babies.
Like a metric fuck ton of alien babies.
They are apparently a very fertile species and David really likes to cream pie the babes he gets down with.
I don’t want to spoil too much of the film, because honestly, you should give it a watch.
Here’s the trailer for the documentary, which is available on lots of different platforms and totally worth an hour of your time. .
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If you get the chance to watch the film, please let me know what you thought of it. I’m curious if anyone else out there is as intrigued by this story as I am.
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