I’m freshly back from my vacation and feeling a bit punchy. Spending nine days with my wife in Orlando, Florida did wonders for my temperament, but it made it a bit difficult to concentrate on every day tasks like working. Vacations are better than work every damn time. One of these days I’m going to figure out how to be independently wealthy so that I can leave my day job behind. For now though, I’m just focused on getting through the next 52 weeks until I can take ANOTHER trip.
We visited all the usual Orlando spots, making sure to check out as many people in furry costumes as possible. I can’t even tell you how many rides we went on and, because of that, I feel as though I spent a very large portion of my vacation standing in lines. Patience is a virtue in Orlando. You wait on lines to get tickets, then to get into the parks, then to get through security. Once you’re actually inside, it’s more of the same though.
Everyone has to wait their turn to experience everything that these places have to offer.
I’m always waiting to experience the sexy side of life.
But a bored Harlot is a horny Harlot so my mind started spinning fantasies about how hot it would be to slip my hand down the front of my wife’s pants while we were waiting. The queues are pretty much packed all the time. There are people in every direction so we would have to find a very particular type of spot in order to get the job done.
I read this erotic story when I was in my early 20s that has stuck with me. It was about a woman in China who rode the subway everyday because being smooshed up against people got her off. She would get on the train for no reason other than to get pressed up against strangers with her hand in front of her crotch. All she would have to do is slightly move the tip of her index finger over her mound and she would orgasm before the next station.
Commuting in China sometimes looks like this:
Train stuffing is a real thing Peepz, and I am not sure if that’s something that I’m comfortable with. It’s a challenge to get off in public when there are other people around, especially when they are in such close proximity. But if someone could get away with having an orgasm while they were that tightly packed with people, don’t you think it should be possible when you’re in a line at a theme park?
I have rules though:
No one but the two of us can be aware that we’re playing, and we don’t get kicked out of the park as a result of our actions because that would be zero fun. The last thing you want to do on vacation is get arrested.
We have a year to figure out how to make this happen. If you have any perverse suggestions, please let me know in the comments. If you’ve ever been able to pull something like this fantasy off please let me know!! If you’re shy you can just hit me up on twitter.
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