The 2018 World Cup is over, and France has won their second title. They are now in possession of the most coveted prize in sports until they inevitably fail during the group stage of the next tournament like every previous winner before them. C’est la vie.
While my opinion of the sport is stereotypically American, I do appreciate the international banter and pageantry that comes with the World Cup. During the matches there really is a sense of global togetherness even if your country’s team failed to qualify.
I did enjoy watching a few of the matches but they weren’t something I would put off my regularly scheduled masturbating for. According to a report from everyone’s favorite pornographic statisticians at Pornhub Insights the same can’t be said for the rest of the world.
Their research revealed this year’s World Cup had a significant impact on internet porn traffic. Like always they have crunched the numbers and compiled their data into informative graphs for our educational pleasure.
During the initial group stage of the tournament, every country that participated experienced a decline in porn traffic during their country’s matches. The most significant being Senegal which experienced a staggering 47% drop in traffic. Whoa!
Meanwhile Australia experienced the smallest decline, presumably because of a lesser interest in soccer in favor of cricket or rugby. However, Russia’s second lowest drop of 6% despite hosting the tournament and having a strong fanbase could be because of people seeking relief after all the Russian porn stars regularly spotted by FIFA cameramen.
After the group stage was the first round of the Knockout stage where things got even more intense.
During their match with Portugal, Uruguay experienced the biggest decline in Pornhub traffic at 61%. Every country who made it to this stage experienced significant drops with the lowest being Mexico with a respectable 12% drop. With the average sports fans convinced they can send their energies through the television to help players win, this is entirely understandable
For a more in-depth look at how the 2018 World Cup and other major sports spectacles affected internet porn traffic, head over to Pornhub Insights to read more.
Image: Sarah Jessie in Sarah’s Slutty Soccer Jam by Brazzers
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