While having sex in a secluded area of a public area seems innocent enough, it’s usually illegal and heavily frowned upon. I don’t really know why, it’s a victimless crime. If I stumbled upon someone banging in public I’d probably laugh, but it seems like most people can’t wait to report such things to the police.
We’ve long assumed that jealous prudes are the natural enemy of people who enjoy open world coitus which is why those of us with experience recommend picking an optimal location. A place where you’d be unlikely to encounter a law enforcement officer or someone with a penchant with following every unreasonable letter of the law.
Basically, anywhere but inside of a courthouse.
This was the harsh lesson learned by 20-year-old Miguel Glorioso who was caught having sex with his girlfriend in the stairwell of a Louisiana courthouse. The man was reported as being a trustee who was assigned to clean the courthouse as his prison work detail.
What could possibly motivate a 20-year-old man in prison to have risky public sex with his cute girlfriend is currently unknown.
There must be something about courthouses that really gets the juices flowing. Earlier this year we read about a couple from Russia who were caught having oral sex in a courtroom when the presiding judge retired to his chambers. Apparently, the man getting his dick sucked was awaiting sentencing and his girlfriend thought sucking him off would help sooth his nerves. While this may have worked, the act also resulted in a few extra charges to both their records and may have potentially increased his sentence.
For our brave couple in Louisiana, Glorioso and his girlfriend were caught by a courthouse employee and initially ran away without being confronted. However, that employee was able to identify Glorioso and investigators eventually determined his partner to be 19-year-old Jamie Lee Coutee.
Coutee was arrested and later released on a $1,500 bond while Glorioso remains in jail and lost his trustee status and courthouse work detail. Assuming he doesn’t face any added charges or time to his sentence, it sounds giving up unpaid forced labor for sex with his girlfriend was a really fair trade.
Via kalb.com
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