Want a Boob Printed Holiday Card? Get in Touch!

Our condo currently looks like the holiday season has barfed all over it. The menorahs are hanging out on the coffee table, waiting for their candles to be lit. Our Christmas tree has been decked and halled complete with an angel being eaten by Cthulhu. We have found ourselves standing in lines that are just a little bit longer than usual…and that means that it’s time for BOOB PRINTED HOLIDAY CARDS!!!

For over a decade, I’ve sent all of my Internet friends, watchers and readers a free holiday card that is personally printed with a stamp of my boob. It doesn’t matter what country you live in…it doesn’t matter if you’ve been watching my videos on Xtube since before I started showing my face, or if you’ve never even heard of me. My main object with all of this has always been to slide a little bit of love into your mailbox…that’s all.

If you’re curious about my boob printing process, here’s an Xtube video from YEAR where I give shout outs and do some stamping.

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I’m totally discrete. I think that’s the main concern that people have when I start publicizing that I’m doing this again. People think I’m going to send them random perverse things after the boob print and other people who share their mailbox will find out that they watch amateur porno on the Internet. I’m not interested in ruining your life or blowing up your spot, promise. Just spreading some holiday cheer with my boobs, as some are wont to do.

If you are interested in receiving a free card, please either DM me on twitter or send an email to alphaharlot at gmail dot com.

Please make sure that you include the name and address you would like the card to go to in your message to me. I don’t put a return address on the card, so you don’t have to worry about anyone but you and I knowing where the card came from.

If you’re reading this and you want a card…please get in touch with me right now. Every year that I do this, people forget and ask after the fact. I always stamp more than I need, so it’s not a big deal…but to save us all a bit of trouble, just send the message now.

If you’ve received a card from me in the past and want to gloat about your Harlot Boob Print Collection, please feel free to do so in the comments below.

I’ll catch you Peepz later!!

Image: Harlot’s private stash.

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