Eyes Wide Open or Shut

There’s a romantic notion that having sex with your eyes closed is the “right” way to do it. In movies (non porno movies) couples sweep each other into the throws of passion and keep their eyes closed while they’re doing it.

I dated this guy when I was much younger who always kissed with his eyes open. That’s not a good look. I think it comes off creepy and super awkward when you don’t at least close your eyes when you’re making out. Eyeballs super close to my face like that make me feel intimidated, I guess. Maybe that’s why I’m so turned off by that type of stuff.

After I read the source article linked below from Psychology Today, I took to twitter to ask some of you Peepz if you prefer fucking with your eyes open or closed and the lights on or off. An overwhelming amount of you preferred lights on, eyes open.

We’re a very visual people, I think.

My personal preference is to close my eyes when I’m being fucked. I don’t actually even think about it. When pleasure starts rolling up from my toes, my eyes automatically roll back into my head and my eyelids shut. My focus shifts from the hotness of the visual to the pure physical pleasure that I’m experiencing.

When I’m doing the fucking though? My eyes are completely open so that I can pay attention to the reactions that my wife is going through. If I close my eyes when I’m banging her, I feel like I could miss miss a cue to switch up what I’m doing. I’m sure I close my eyes for a few moments here and there, but watching her get off turns me on so much that I don’t like to miss a minute.

Blindfolds are also pretty awesome though. Sensory deprivation allows the element of surprise to be involved in the way that you experience touch. One of my wife’s favorite things is to be blindfolded and tied up before she gets spanked. She loves losing that little bit of control over the sex that we’re having and totally surrendering herself to my desires.

A few twitter Peepz who responded to my question admitted that when they close their eyes, they’re thinking of someone else. It’s easier for them to keep their mental image going if they aren’t actually looking at their partner.

What do you think about that scenario?

Do you ever imagine that you’re fucking someone else when you’re having sex with your partner? If you do, is it easier for you to keep that fantasy going if you have your eyes closed?

Also, let me know if you fuck with the lights on or off.

Drop a comment down below or hit me up on twitter if you’d like to have a less public conversation.

Source: Psychology Today

Image: Kaylani Lei in Handle the Vandal by Brazzers

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There’s a Sex Ed Bot and It Doesn’t Work Well

I never really got a “birds and the bees” talk from my parents. Sex was this mysteriously evil thing to them because of religious reasoning. Obviously, when I was 18, in college and on my own…I decided to rebel. My rebellion took me down a completely different path where I decided that I wanted to learn everything I possibly could about sex.

Luckily for me, the Internet existed at that point.

I think that one of the reasons that having “the talk” has gone out of fashion is because of the Internet. Younger people can do whatever research they want to do just by pulling their phones out of their pocket.

Planned Parenthood has made it even easier by introducing a bot that will answer any questions just by sending a message. I took one for the team and had a conversation with the bot named Roo so that I could properly explain how the process goes.

When you text the word “Roo” to 22422, Planned Parenthood sends you a link to the Roo Bot. You input your gender from a plethora of suggested choices or you can even choose your own.
It takes you to an automated screen where you can ask any sexual question you would like and remain completely anonymous.

The system is intuitive, so the more questions it is asked, the more it will learn how to answer properly.

First, I decided to ask Roo a question that my 15-year-old self was very confused about, “Does pee come out of my vagina?”

Roo didn’t understand what I was saying and replied, “Sometimes we bots have a hard time understanding humans. Could you ask me in a different way?”

So I changed the word pee to urine and it still didn’t get it.

Question. Fail.

So then I asked, “Where does the penis go when you have sex?”

…Anticlimactically Roo didn’t understand that question either.

Then I found a winner.

“Can you masturbate too much?”

Roo replied, “Masturbating a lot won’t hurt you or cause serious health problems. It’s only a problem if it gets in the way of your daily activities –like school or your social life. If you’re worried, you can talk with an adult you trust. But odds are you’re not masturbating too much.”

Solid advice from the bot, folks.

As long as you are still able to go to work and function in society, you’re not getting off too much.

I think that Roo will be way more useful when it has learned what types of questions its users want answered. My wife asked the bot if you can get pregnant from anal sex, and it didn’t have an answer for that question either. I mean, when I was a teenager, I was confused about buttsex and where pee came out of. I can’t imagine that today’s teenagers think differently, especially since they’re totally saturated by sexuality because of the media and readily accessible porno.

I still think that the best way to education people in general about sex is to communicate. Whether that communication happens Online or in person is totally up to you.

My question to you this time around is:

What sexual secrets that you know now would you tell your younger self?

Let me know in the comments below or slide into my DMs on twitter.

Source: NY Post

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Woman Wins Lawsuit Against Church Over Penis Cake?

Growing up during the cold war, I was constantly bombarded with a fairly negative image of Russia. They were the enemy and Russians were the bad guys in every action movie well into the 1990s. However, after the cold war ended and I became a far more cultured adult I would have a lot of my worldviews challenged.

Today, between the rivalry at the Olympics and allegations of election and political interference, the United States and Russia are like best friends. I’ve come to appreciate Russian culture, their humor, and the wonderful porn stars and super models they produce.

I’ve also come to learn the Russian Orthodox Church doesn’t take phallic cake pictures lightly.

Back in April of 2011 a woman from the Siberian city of Krasnoyarsk posted what she thought was a harmless picture of a celebratory Easter cake. The decoration was tall with a domed cap and had two large eggs sitting at it’s base. In other words, it looked like a giant baked penis.

More than six years later the local Christian Orthodox church finally took notice and sought legal action against the woman for making fun of their dick cake. Hmph!

While the modern Russian is far from prudish, the Orthodoxy apparently still agrees with the Bolsheviks about porn.

We once read about a secret porn vault maintained by the soviets during the time Russia was part of the Soviet Union. Apparently, Stalinists thought porn went against his ideology and decided to ban it while simultaneously keeping a secret sexy library of all the erotic material they could find. They kept their collection in a government porn vault that would eventually end up abandoned when the Soviet Union dissolved in 1991.

Even they probably wouldn’t have minded a picture of cake that accidentally resembled a penis.

The woman who took the picture says she didn’t even realize the cake looked like a wang when she posted it. She didn’t caption the picture with anything crude or acknowledged the phallic nature of the decoration in any way. The court agreed and found cleared the woman of any charges and awarded her more than 20,000 rubles in lawyer fees.

Maybe the Church should stop projecting. If I look at almost anything long enough I’ll start to see a penis in it like some kind of Magic Eye dick-poster but you don’t see me suing everyone over it.

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Australian Sex Expert Knows Why More Women Enjoy Porn

There has been a noticeable change in the way each gender is portrayed in the media and it’s generated a lot of discourse about norms in recent years. While this has resulted in a mostly positive increase in visibility and awareness for some of women’s most pressing issues, it’s hard to notice if any real progress is being made.

That’s why it’s nice to have porn to serve as a barometer.

While the public opinion of porn has changed since our grandfathers watched 16mm porno films at stag parties, things have changed even more dramatically for women in the last few years. According to reports from Pornhub, searches for women-friendly porn have increased by more than 1400 percent.

This increase in popularity of porn amongst women has been especially evident in Australia where they consume a third of all internet pornography viewed down under. Crikey!

Though nobody is sure what has caused women to embrace porn, a sexologist from Sydney claims it’s because of a shift in female sexuality and what’s considered taboo or not. As more women become comfortable admitting they enjoy porn, it becomes more acceptable for everyone else.

Over the years we’ve read numerous studies, surveys, and online polls that all indicate the same thing. More women are watching and enjoying porn than previous generations. As a result of this new demographic we have seen a surge in popularity of women-friendly porn.

This genre is, from my experience, still very easy for a man to masturbate to and depicts a more realistic and mutually enjoyable representation of sex than conventional porn. According to Dr. Nikki Goldstein as more women view porn as “sexy entertainment” and stop feeling guilty about enjoying porn, these genres experienced massive growth.

Maybe my extensive porn knowledge will also be more acceptable soon.

I not only enjoy porn, I also read a lot of news stories and follow my favorite performers on social media. It’s a lot of knowledge that I never get to connect with anybody over because it’s not something you would talk about on a first date. Being able to small talk about my favorite porn stars and scenes with women could open a lot of new avenues for me.

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Ashley Graham Fucks All the Time…and You Should Too

Ashley Graham is one of my favorite mainstream models. She is strong, gorgeous and she has her own ideas about how life should be lived. In a recent interview with Elle magazine, she talks about her goals and her secret to having a happy marriage.

When it comes to marital bliss, Ashley admits that she keeps her relationship fresh by having sex all the damn time.

Have sex all the time. Even if you don’t feel like it, just have sex. I have found that if we haven’t had sex, we get snippy, and then if we are having sex, we’re all over each other. For us it’s like, ‘Oh, let’s have sex.’ And then we’re just right back in a great mood.

I mean, I completely agree.

Sex keeps you connected. Even when you aren’t necessarily “turned on” or in the mood to fuck, being close to your partner can help level out your brain chemistry. It’s the cuddling and the light touching that can lift your mood and make you feel safe, secure and happier.

If you’ve been reading along with my posts since the beginning of January, you’ll know that my wife and I are doing a Thirty Days of Intimacy challenge. Are you tired of hearing about it? Because I’m definitely not done talking about it yet. This challenge has strengthened my marriage and made me feel closer to my wife than I ever have. Ashley is definitely right about the key to bliss though, I’m totally convinced.

Here’s a YouTube clip of Ashley Graham’s TED talk from 2015. I love her, I swear.

Our thirty day challenge is going to be winding down come the first of February but we’ve pretty much decided that we’re going to stick with it. Other than the fact that I love the way that my babe tastes on my fingers, I’ve been more productive and creative in every other aspect of my life. I blame it all on the orgasms.

Source: Elle

Image: Ashley Graham’s Instagram

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Cardi is Surrounded by Asses Twerking

Asses are still having their moment and I am 100% here for it. Strong, healthy things and a thick bootie are all I want to look at lately. Luckily the adult industry is pretty much on board with my obsession, so there is always plenty of butt for me to perv out on when I’m on PornHub.

On the vanilla side of the coin, there are plenty of celebrity asses that do the fetish justice. Cardi B has been around for a minute now and so has her love of all things sexy. The former stripper got her body painted for her most recent collab with City Girls for their song called Twerk.

City Girls member Yung Miami took to the Internet in November on a mission. She wanted to recruit 25 girls from their fanbase to compete in a twerking championship. The end result is the footage for this clip.

Do you Peepz have any doubt in your mind that this video is going to be amazing?

I’m not so into the song, but the beat is pretty ok and the ass is fairly amazing.

I mean…right?

Cardi on top of that stripper pole is what my dreams are made of. I have watched this video like 10 times since I read the below article and I’m probably going to watch it another 10 once this post goes live.

How do you Peepz feel about asses being the focal point of everyone’s attention right now? Let me know in the comments below, or slide into my DMs on twitter. Let me know who has your favorite bootie!

Source: The Grapevine

Image: Cardi B’s Instagram

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Nudist Restaurant Closing

I need you to use your memories for a second, Peepz. Remember when I wrote about that nudist restaurant that was opening up in London? No? I mean, I get that I’m forever talking about asses and cocks, but there has literally been only time I’ve talked about a restaurant for naked people.

How do we feel about eating naked? I mean, if I’m being honest, 85% of the meals that I eat inside my own home are eaten at least topless, if not just in my undies. There’s a psychological aversion to clothing embedded in my brain, so as soon as I walk in the door, everything comes off. Every partner I’ve had in my life does basically the same thing, so I’m assuming this is kind of the norm.

Would you eat in public nude though?

That’s a tough question.

I *think* I’d be ok with it? Like, if I don’t have any issue with stripping down in front of strangers at a BDSM party, I can’t imagine I’d have a problem with being naked in an eating establishment if everyone else was naked too. It’s that group mentality bullshit. I’d be another nude sheep in the flock.

Another nudist destination opened up in Paris in 2017 called Au Natural. Two brothers, who btw are not nudists, decided to take a cue from the nudist tourism industry and open up a spot in the City of Love. Unfortunately for them though, their experiment has crashed and burned.

They announced on facebook that they would remain open the middle of February and then they would be closing their doors forever:

Thank you for participating in this adventure by coming to dinner at o ‘ natural. We will only hold good times, meetings with beautiful people and customers delighted to share exceptional moments.

We are counting on you to support us and help us with many during this month of January and early February 2019.

So don’t hesitate to book now to enjoy a last naked dinner in Paris. Now is the time.

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I swear if I lived in Europe I’d book a table right now. Can you imagine having a naked Valentine’s Day feast with your partner? I’d be so down for an adventure like that.

Here’s a Scam Angels PornHub clip of some restaurant sex to get your mind moving.

Source: Washington Post

Image: Perfect Pussies by Reality Kings

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Fap Along With Harlot: Sharing Dick

Hello Peepz! It’s my favorite time of the week again, where you and I get to get cozy with each other and make ourselves feel good. On the menu for this go round, I decided to pull a couple of clips of threesomes with two women and one man. It was the most popular Sexual Resolutions this year, so I figured I’d give you what you’re looking for.

Are you ready to get down and dirty with me? Grab a box of tissues to clean up after yourself and let’s fap!

A little bit of liquor leads to loose lips and a make out session between Holly Heart and Jessica Ryan. When the sex starts happening, the ladies hop into a 69 position and take turns getting their pussies filled with dick.

College dorms see so much action. When you’re on your own for the first time, you tend to experiment with your limits and your body as much as you possibly can. Bean bag chairs and uggs may not be sexy to everyone, but to these university students, they’re all ready to be cum covered.

This next clip opens up with some cock sucking and fingerbanging, which happen to be two of my favorite hobbies. The two hotties in lingerie take turns getting fucked and sucking the cunt juice off of the dick. It’s sexy as hell and makes me wish I had a third roommate.

Blowjob curiosity aside, this Brazzers vid is hot as hell. Two babes in bed with each other and one cock between them? That is going to lead to nothing but trouble. There’s is a ton of clit licking and even a short stint of one girl jerking off the dick into the other girls mouth from behind.

I saved my favorite video from this batch for last, because I know we would all need an epic pop shot to really get all the lust out of our systems. If I were ever to ever have a MFF threesome again, this would be my goal. Everyone is so into each other and no afraid to get sloppy when the fluids start flowing.

That’s all for this week, Peepz. I hope you came so hard you were seeing stars. I’ll see you next week!

Image: Jenna Sativa and Riley Nixon in A Lunchtime Licking by Brazzers

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Oh Great – Now I Have a Parody of a Berlin Song Stuck in My Head

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Can Semen Help Your Back Pain? (No, the Answer is No)

I’ve taken plenty of cumshots on my back, Peepz. There is no way in hell that I am a stranger to both cum covering the spot on my body where a tramp stamp should be tattooed, or back pain. There’s really not much sexy about a back ache, but follow me for a minute…I swear it gets perverse…kind of.

A 33-year-old man from Dublin, Ireland ended up in the hospital after he decided to take his treatment plan for back pain into his own hands. For some reason, he thought that his spunk had magical properties that would be able to heal his back issues. He was shooting himself up with the sperm intravenously once a month for over a year.

That’s some fucking dedication, Peepz.

Before the whole sperm-into-the-back thing began, he had been injecting the jizz into his arm.

I mean.

Why?

This situation is confusing to me because I don’t understand why a person would buy a hypodermic needle from the Internet, put their jizz in the hopper and then put the cum that came out of their dick back into their body in another spot.

I feel like this is some kind of medieval treatment for vitality or some shit.

In the hospital, the doctors provided the Irishmen with an intravenous antimicrobial drip to treat the infection that the baby making juice had caused. The craziest part of this whole story is the fact that, instead of letting the doctors cut open his skin to drain the abscess that the jizz had caused, he fucking discharged himself!

There are definitely some schools of thought that believe semen is an anti-inflammatory, antidepressant wonder drug…but I’m here to tell you that’s probably a load of garbage. I’ve taken pop shots on every inch of my outer skin and more than a handful ended up in my belly. If sperm cured anything, I’d be healthy as fuck.

Here’s a gangbang video with all sorts of sperm consumption to make you feel fancy about the white goo that lives in your balls.

Source: CBS 6 Albany

Image: Brooke Beretta in Nurse Tit Fuck by Reality Kings

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How Many Licks Does it Take…

I see myself as an open person when it comes to sexual things. I’ve participated in fetish and kink play that “most” people wouldn’t even consider, I’ve fucked all sorts of people…but this story that I’m about to talk about right now, I mean, I’m having trouble not being judgy with this guy.

Sylvia Dungan, a resident of Salinas, California, wasn’t home at 5am when her Ring security system alerted her that there was a lot of traffic happening around her front door. She reviewed the footage and saw a man licking her doorbell…for three hours.

THREE HOURS OF DOOR BELL LICKING, PEEPZ!

Was he practicing his pussy eating skills? When you watch the video, he’s even watching his camera angles and making sure that the Ring system was capturing all the action. It’s almost like he was filming an amateur porno movie with the doorbell as his co-star.

The 33-year-old man has been identified as Roberto Daniel Arroyo. He is being charged with loitering and petty theft, because he swiped an extension cord from the front lawn. I mean, I don’t want to turn this into a post about bashing the laws of the United States, but someone licks your fucking doorbell for three hours and only gets charged with loitering?

It’s super creepy to have someone trolling around your house as it is, but can you imagine watching someone completely defile the entrance of your house with their tongue for three hours? Three hours is such a long time to be licking ANYTHING!

I don’t care if it’s a pussy or a doorbell.

That man’s tongue has some crazy stamina, even if he is a dickface.

Here’s a video of some of the footage from the camera:

My question to you, Peepz, is…what would you do in this situation? How would you react if you saw someone performing oral sex on your doorknob before dawn?

Let me know in the comments below or hit me up on twitter with your game plans.

I’d probably punch a dude in the face, if I’m being honest.

Source: Kion 546

Image: Kortney Kane in Stepsister Licker by Brazzers

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Do You Have a Sex Day?

My wife and I are still in the middle of our Thirty Days of Intimacy Challenge. We’ve skipped a day or two here and there but we’re running with the fact that we’re succeeding. I’m pretty sure that it’s kind of like an exercise challenge in that, you don’t need to do it every single day to feel the effects on your body.

I feel tingly all the time. Having sex super frequently has made my brain feel way more creative. All day long I’m dreaming up scenarios and how I can get them to play out as soon as my wife walks in the door. One of the tricks that we’ve come up with is just that though. We don’t wait until we’re ready to go to bed to fuck, we do it as soon as she gets home from work.

As exhausted as she is from her two hour commute, when she walks in the door and I’m laying on the bed wearing some stockings with a bra and panty set, she’s ready to bang.

If I did that every day though, she’d expect it, so she wouldn’t enjoy it so much. It’s the surprise of having me splayed out waiting for her that’s exciting. Either way, she has dinner cooked and ready for her, so I mean…she’s winning.

I’m curious about how many of you schedule your sex though.

There are plenty of fads and articles out there that will tell you exactly how the creators think that you can improve your sex life. I read the article linked below this week, and it talks about how maintenance sex is really important for maintaining connections in long term relationships. If you and your partner have a scheduled day that you bang and are close to each other, you’re able to look forward to it and expect each other to be ready.

Is this something that you Peepz do? Are you schedulers in your relationship or do you just free ball it and bang whenever the mood strikes you?

I really think that maintenance sex is important, but it’s also logical that not all sex should be maintenance sex. You’ve got to keep things spicy so that they stay interesting.

Also, I know that I talk about this all the time but, communication is so fucking important. If your partner isn’t into fucking you, try having a conversation with them to find out why. See if it’s something that is going on inside their own brain, or if there is something you can work on together so that you can compromise on the frequency of your intimacy, or even the type of intimacy you’re experiencing.

If you’re shy about talking about your private life in public, be sure to slide into my DM’s on twitter so that we can hash things out that way.

I’m really curious to hear about how you do things in your relationship.

Source: NBC News

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Masturbation Roll

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Fap Along with Harlot: PAWG Life

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Next Time, Maybe Just Get A Room

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Award Winning Sex Toy Gets Prize Pulled

CES is the largest consumer tech show in the world. It happens in Las Vegas, Nevada every single year and it is usually the same weekend as the AVN Awards. There’s this awesomely strange mingling of porn fans and electronics consumers. The end result every year is that the public ends up with a ton of crazy stories about all the exhibits that go on at both events.

Here’s a PornHubTV interview with Kissa and Johnny Sins from the 2015 AVNs.

Fancy sex toy creative team Lora DiCarlo is calling shenanigans because her company was selected as a CES 2019 Innovation Awards Honoree in the Robotics and Drone product category for the Osé personal massager.

The claim is that the Osé is more than just your average sex toy…it’s a hands free device that stimulates the feelings of the human mouth, tongue, and fingers. They are touting it as completely revolutionary and, if their claims are true, I’m inclined to agree. If a dildo could lick my pussy while it was fucking me at the same time, I’d throw out my entire suitcase of sex toys.

CES told Lora DiCarlo originally that the prize had been taken away because:

Entries deemed by CTA in their sole discretion to be immoral, obscene, indecent, profane or not in keeping with CTA’s image will be disqualified. CTA reserves the right in its sole discretion to disqualify any entry at any time which, in CTA’s opinion, endangers the safety or well being of any person, or fails to comply with these Official Rules.

Here’s Lora DiCarlo’s main issue. Every year, CES is filled to the brim with sex robots and VR stations where passers by can watch porno, if they’re so inclined. Objects that men can use for pleasure are all over the place. Woman’s pleasure objects are seldom seen. The fact that a dildo can be called vulgar but a sex robot is totally cool, seems more than a little bit ass backwards.

We will have to wait and see how this scenario plays out in the long run. I’ve got my fingers crossed that I can get my hands on one of those machines to take it for a test run. I’ll be on the waiting list, patiently anticipating news.

Source: Paper Mag

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Why Doesn’t Facebook Like Sex?

I can not wait for Facebook to fail. Part of me wonders if it will ever happen, but I hope that someday it will. I’m so confused as to how people can be OK with having their data mined and sold to the highest advertising bidder. It’s fucking creepy how ads coincide with conversations that are happening in real life. I’ve deleted the app from my phone and deactivate my account every now and then because I’m not down with all that Big Brother bullshit.

Every time I deactivate, I end up re-upping because one of my family members is having some dumb party and the invites and RSVPs are only on fb.

Fuck. Facebook.

In it’s newest way of infringing on the lives of its users, per their Terms of Service, you’re no longer allowed to, “facilitate, encourage or coordinate sexual encounters between adults,” cause you know…sex isn’t a normal and natural occurrence between the majority of people on this fucking planet.

Now, I don’t know of a single person that has hooked up because of facebook. I’m sure there’s a market for that type of stuff out there, but no one that I chill with is avoiding bumble, grinder, OkCupid and tinder to try their odds and randomly poking friends of friends over in the blue soccer mom oasis that is fb.

I really take issue with websites telling me that I can’t do things that are 100% legal though.

Don’t tell me that I’m not allowed to find someone to make out with using your website. All that is going to make me do is try to make it happen to spite you and your dumb ass rules. Last quarter of 2018 was super terrible for sex and websites. Between tumblr going all puritanical and fb being dicks as per usual, I feel like we need another revolution.

Let’s not forget that facebook was jumping onto the dating train a few months ago…so they’re cool with you grabbing a few drinks with someone you met on their website. That’s totally wholesome. They’re not at all cool with you banging them though.

My wife and I created kik accounts this week and have started poking around in BDSM groups. It seems like an OK place that feels a lot like AOL chat rooms back in the day. I know it will take some time before we find a core group of people that we click with, but for now, I’ll hang out with the drama queens and thirst traps. I never mind seeing boob pics.

Where are you Peepz hanging out on the Internet when you want to hook up? Or are you more into finding fuck buddies IRL like in this clip?

Source: The Guardian

Image: Nicole Rey in Hustling Hussie by Reality Kings

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Blowjob in Train Station Leads to Arrest

Every time I come across a story about people having public sex, I’m going to write about it. I am totally fascinated by the different scenarios people come up with to get their rocks off, especially when it comes to getting off outdoors. The only issue with this particular sex act is getting caught…and the way you get caught is when you aren’t careful.

A man named William Batchelor wanted to spruce up his afternoon commute at the Manchester Victoria station in the U.K. He was with a woman who dropped to her knees and started sucking off his cock in the middle of the crowded train station. As an exhibitionist, I can’t imagine the intense rush that that woman got as soon as she stuffed his dick into her mouth.

The cock slobbering was short lived though, as a police officer caught them in the act and approached them.

I was pleasantly surprised to read that the woman was able to evade the police and is now, “on the run.” I don’t exactly see it as on the run as, “Evaded Fun Ruiners,” because everyone was probably paying attention to the fact that some guy had his dick out. Slipping anonymously into the crowd when there’s a penis around seems to be a relatively easy thing to do. Cops tend to keep their eye on the prize, so to speak.

Batchelor was charged with and plead guilty to Outraging Public Decency. He was sentenced to jail for 15 weeks and is currently serving his time.

First off…good for the woman involved. I don’t care that it’s being reported that the couple were both drunk at 4 in the afternoon. When the drinks get flowing in my system, I’m fairly likely to drop to my knees as well. I’m glad she got away and I hope she never gets caught.

Secondly though, 15 weeks in jail seems like a really long time in jail for a getting your dick sucked in public. It’s not exactly smart to get the deed done in a crowded train station though. I’m sure there were bathrooms about, or even a corner that they could have slid into discreetly. Maybe next time he should ask for a handy instead. Less people will notice if your dick isn’t displayed.

What do you Peepz think about public sex? Are you down for some action when strangers are around or do you keep your genitals to yourself when you’ve got company?

Let me know in the comments below or slide into my DMs on twitter because that seems to be where you pervs like having the most fun.

Here’s a PornHub Community clip from Msutopia with some super sexy blowjob on a train action.

Source: Daily Mail

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Dick Tattoo Requires Rolling Pin

I have a fair amount of tattoos that I’ve collected over the years. My latest project is my calf sleeve that I’m thematically tattooing with food items. So far I have a Molang Potter sitting in a butter beer, a pizza and a pug dressed like Ben Franklin eating a pretzel and a cheese steak. Those are my tributes to Harry Potter, my wife and Philadelphia consecutively.

My itty bitty calf project is nothing compared to what UK bodybuilder Ray Houghton has going on though. The 61-year-old gym owner has been working on a full body project for quite some time. He decided that he didn’t like the way that his aging skin looked so he figured he may as well just get every part of his body tattooed to cover up the fact that he is going through the normal process of aging.

That includes his dick.

The genital tattoo session took over 4 hours to complete and it covers both his cock and his balls. Since a tattoo artist needs a flat, unmoving surface when working, they decided to wrap his dick around a rolling pin in order to get the job done.

That sounds incredibly painful, but so does getting your junk tattooed in the first place. Ron said in the interview linked below that his balls were swollen up to four times their original size after the needle poking had finished. Walking must have been hell for a few days after that crap.

How do you Peepz feel about tattooed genitals? Would you be into banging a man with a dick tattoo or a lady with some labia ink? How about boobs? I know a lot of people are into Bonnie Rotten’s spider webbed tits, but the popularity of other adult performers with tattoos on their privates seems to fall flat.

It’s fairly difficult to find clips of male porno performers with tattooed dicks…so here’s a Bang clip from PornHub with two dudes and one tattooed woman.

Source and Image: NY Post

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Masturbation Roll

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Fap Along with Harlot: Best Faps of 2018

Peepz!! We have made it through 2018 and have come out the other side completely covered in sweat, tears and cum. I’ve been going through last year’s Fap Alongs and pulling out some of my favorite clips to share with you all over again, because sometimes porno is worth re-watching.

Are you ready to slowly strip off your clothes with me and touch yourself? I feel like I’ve been waiting all week to get naked with you. Make sure you’ve got your cum sock ready for a quick and easy clean up…Let’s Fap!!

I’m going to start off with a clip from my post She’s Dangerous because if there’s anything I’ve learned this year, it’s that I can’t seem to get enough Abella Danger. The pussy eating in this clip drove me wild and is something that my mind often slips back into when I’m all alone and imagining masturbation fodder.

Anal anyone? I love a good buttsex clip, especially when there is a ton of rimming involved. The summer sun has Nathaly’s pussy soaked so when she gets a text from one of her butt play loving boy toy’s, she invites him over for some fun.

My high school years were filled with playing softball in the summertime. Anytime I see a team throwing the ball around it makes me think about sweating in the heat and running the bases. Priya Price looks pretty in pinstripes while she wiggles her butt for the viewers at home. She knows how crazy she is driving us, but keeps up the teasing for quite some time before the big bootie reveal. Though I legit screamed at my laptop, “Bend your fucking knees!!” when she was trying to hit the ball.

I love fucking myself in the office. It’s dirty and kinky enough to keep my mind racing for weeks on end. When I put together this Fap Along called, “Wanking While Working,” it got me all sorts of nostalgic for my #SneakyOfficeBoobPic period.

My absolutely favorite porno from this entire year was Young MA’s The Gift. It’s a super long PornHub Original so you can give yourself a few solo sessions to get through the whole thing. Every scene is hot, so it doesn’t matter where you start it up, you’ll always end up finishing.

That’s all for this week, Peepz. I hope your masturbation sessions in 2019 are even more fulfilling than they were last year. Good luck and be safe!

Image: Screenshot from The Gift

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“Is Sex Good for Us?”

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Orgasm at Midnight

One of the tricks that I randomly have stuffed up my sexual sleeve is the fact that I am nearly able to cum on command. It only takes 20 seconds or so for me to go from considering masturbation to making a huge puddle on my sheets. I control it most of the time, but sometimes it’s a skill that comes in handy.

I love cumming at midnight on New Year’s Eve. Honestly, I could give a fuck about the holiday itself. My wife and I stay home and I make a metric fuck ton of appetizers. Sometimes our friends join us, but most of the time, it’s just the two of us playing board games and hanging out with our pets.

This year I was going to forego my midnight orgasm. I was focused on kicking ass at Uno and didn’t even realize that the minute hand was creeping around the clock.

Then my wife looked up from her hand of cards and asked, “So are you going to cum or what?”

That’s love, Peepz. She really knows how to get me in the mood, you know what I mean?

She asked our Google Home device to countdown to midnight so that we had a constant reminder of how close we were till blastoff. We were already on the living room floor, so she pounced on me and we started making out. There were two minutes left in 2018.

Her hands moved into my leggings and pushed my panties to the side. I squirmed my clothes down over my hips while she worked my fuck hole. Once there were no restrictions, she kissed her way down my body inch by inch. By the time that she got down to my pussy, there were forty five seconds left.

“You better lick quickly,” I said, even though I didn’t have to.

Thirty seconds and I could feel the orgasm building in my toes.

She kept finger banging me while her tongue flicked my slippery clit.

“Faster,” I asked her.

Fifteen seconds and I was nearly there. My mouth opened up wide and I tilted my head back to completely focus on the pleasure that was coming in a huge wave over my body.

“Fuck!” I screamed and she never stopped.

Five.

“I’m going to cum!” her fingers moved faster inside me.

Four.

It was starting. My toes curled, my hands clenched.

Three.

My eyes rolled into the back of my head.

Two.

“I’m cumming!”

Her fingers were quickly pulled out of my cunt and a flood of cum gushed all over the floor. Our Home device started playing Auld Lang Syne and she slid up my body so that we were face to face. She kissed me and my own cum slid over my tongue.

“Happy New Year, babe,” she whispered in between kisses.

Image: Harlot’s Private Stash

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Nicki Minaj is Getting Dicked Down Right

What Would You Do if Your Sex Tape Leaked?

The further into the future we slip, the more sexualized our culture becomes. It’s a Catch-22 situation, right? Because the perverts in us would love to be accepted, but in the long run, if everyone becomes a pervert, there is nothing perverse about it. The kink loses its draw when it becomes the norm.

One of the things that drew me to the BDSM culture is that the Fifty Shades fad is over. The groups at the fetish parties have gone back to the bare bones, true blue kinksters that want to experience physical and mental sensations that are “different” than what society dictates as the norm.

I think it’s awesome when people experiment with their bodies, but I also think it’s a fucking shame when people shame others for doing things behind closed doors.

That’s my whole issue with sex tapes and people who have a negative opinion about them.

If you’re going to judge someone, whether they be a celebrity or not, for making a sex tape consensually with their partner(s), maybe you should check yourself before you send a dick pic to the person you’re chatting up on tinder.

I don’t think sex is embarassing. I think that being able to share your sexual preferences with someone you care about, even if it’s for the moment, is an awesome thing. Everyone has their own quirks in the bedroom and the trick is finding someone whose quirks coincide with your own. Like, I really enjoy being fisted and I just so happened to find myself a lady with exceptionally small hands that fit inside me nicely. It’s not the only reason that I married my wife…but it is nice that she enjoys punching my uterus just as much as I love having it punched.

That’s true love in case you didn’t know it, Peepz.

If you’re with someone that enjoys showing off in front of the camera and you also enjoy that type of activity, totally go for it. There is zero shame in fucking. To me, sex tapes are kind of like Christmas photo albums from years past…only I probably had way more fun making the sex tape than I did trying to make small talk with cousin Sally about the fact that I am never going to go back to college or procreate.

Right? Sex is fun and most family parties are awkward.

I’d 100% rather be boning.

There are people out there that have sex tapes with me on it. I wish I had them, but not so much to watch, just so that I have control over them. Is that what it is for everyone? Do you only crave the control over knowing where your amateur porno is hidden?

What would you do if someone who wasn’t supposed to find your sex tapes did?

They’re saying that Hugh Hefner put all his sex tapes in a cement coffin before he died and sunk the lot to the bottom of the ocean. That seems like a terrible way to make sure that something is lost forever. I feel like the citizens of Atlantis are going to be jacking off to his secret celebrity sex tapes for the next millennium. I guess that is fine though. I don’t really mind sharing the goods.

In my brain though? I feel like that’s a hyped up fairytale to keep up with the myth of Hef’s image. Those tapes were probably set on fire and the ashes spread in the gardens on the Playboy mansion and that is just as it should be.

Here’s a PornHub clip from Playboy Plus that involves zero sex, but lots of suds, so it counts as sexy.

Let me know in the comments below if you’ve made your own private sex tapes. You can hit me up on twitter if you want to whisper your secrets into my inbox.

Source: Page Six

Image: Astrid Star in Caught Cumming on Camera by Brazzers

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Sexual Resolutions? Tell Me About Yours

Every year I make promises to myself that I’m going to be a better person than I was the year before. I don’t necessarily adhere to my resolutions 100%, but I feel like if I’m starting out 2019 at point A and I’m able to evolve through to point Z come 2020, I’ve made strides and I’m OK with that.

Sexually, I’d really like to explore edging. Over the years of filming amateur porn I’ve let my ability to enjoy my climax deteriorate. I can cum in 45 seconds flat. It’s impressive and handy when I’m in a crunch for time, but I feel like there is so much more pleasure could be discovered if I was able to step back and let patience take the wheel.

I took to several social networking platforms and asked all of you what your sexual resolutions for 2019 were. The most frequent answers weren’t really surprising, but it was interesting to me how many of you are on the same page about your sexual wants and desires.

Nearly everyone that responded to my request said that they would love to have more sex. That’s far too vague for me though, so I started asking what type of sex everyone was looking to have.

That’s when things got interesting.

The most frequent answer I received was for threesomes. Lots and lots of guys are on the hunt for that magical porno infused situation of being the only dick in the room with two pussies available for fucking.

Exploring sexual fetishes was also pretty high on the response list. Some of you wanted to explore golden showers and flogging, while others were wondering about dipping their toes into the world of BDSM. A little kink never hurt anyone, as far as I’m concerned. Sharing your fantasies with your partner can lead to some fun adventures. If your partner isn’t receptive to your fantasies, there is also no harm in that. Sometimes imagining scenarios is better than actually living out our dreams.

A few people who responded really got me thinking about chemistry and wanting. They said that they wanted to accept themselves as sexual beings and not be ashamed for wanting sex. Peepz, that type of stuff is heartbreaking. I know I’m just an Internet Pervert, but believe me when I tell you it’s cool to want to be wanted…and to expect your partner to want you. I’m a big proponent of communication, and though conversations sometimes feel like pulling teeth, I think that airing out your differences can do your psyche a world of good.

One of the things that my wife and I did together over our Christmas vacation was feng shui/Marie Kondo our bedroom. We took all the furniture out, went through our belongings and only kept the things that make us happy. The result has been fucking amazing so far.

We’ve decided to officially embark on that Thirty Days of Intimacy challenge that I wrote about a few months ago and so far? It’s been so. much. fun. When you know you’re going to have sex every day, you’re more likely to experiment and try new things. If the position you’ve been fantasizing about doesn’t work out tonight, you can always try something else tomorrow. I feel as close to her as I did when we first started dating and it has really sparked so much joy into every aspect of our lives.

I’ll be sure to report back to my favorite Peepz in February once we’ve completed the challenge.

Do you have any sexual resolutions you’re going to aim for this year? Let me know about it in the comments or slide into my DMs on twitter

Image: Vanilla Deville in New Year’s Sleaze by Brazzers

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