Sex in the Summer

The east coast of the United States is in the middle of a heat wave right now and it’s crazy terrible. I just bought a house and spent last Saturday, which just so happened to be the hottest day of the year, moving all of my belongings from our apartment into a storage unit. It fucking sucked.

When my wife got home from work and all the manual labor was done, she was so excited about it that she wanted to fuck to thank me. I was so hot that I was not at all in the mood, so I passed on the sex.

Yes, Peepz…believe it or not, I passed on having sex with my hot ass wife.

I couldn’t deal with the sweat. Even after I took a shower and cleaned up I still felt sticky and gross. While I stood directly in front of my air conditioner completely naked, my wife did some Internet research to figure out how to make sex happen in the heat.

Refinery 29 came up with a Summer Sex Bucket list that was pretty amazing, so I wanted to share the goods with my favorite Peepz. I suggest printing it out and sticking it on your refrigerator so that way you can tick all the boxes as you go through the motions the next time you’re enduring a heat wave.

• Go skinny dipping
• Make out in a lake
• Have sex in a pool
• Play with an ice cube
• Turn your bedroom into an ice box by cranking up the A/C
• Have shower sex
• Have sex on the beach
• Change up positions
• Get busy outdoors
• Have sex in a tent
• Try mutual masturbation
• Use ice during oral

All of those (except for Sex on the Beach…you know how I feel about that) seem like really good ideas. My wife was very anti the whole, “Using ice during oral,” stuff. She said that she didn’t think freezing her clit off would be a good idea. I asked her when she lost her sense of adventure. Then she pinned me down to the bed with her crotch in my face and I took it back.

That’s true love right there.

How do you feel about temperature in the room when you’re having sex? Do you like the feeling of sweating in between the sheets or are you more of an A/C type of lover? Let me know in the comments below or slide into my DM’s on twitter.

Source: Refinery 29

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Better than Average Sex for Less than Average Dicks

Sheriff Charges Two Consenting Adults With What?

When Woody Allen started dating his ex-lover’s adopted daughter back in the early 1990s, a lot of people made it out to be a huge deal. While he was never legally the woman’s step father, she was the sister of his biological son and there was a lot of taboo associated with the relationship. By the time they were married in 1997, nobody really cared anymore.

I’m not sure how prevalent sexual relationships among step family are, but a quick glance at Pornhub would indicate that a lot of people are turned on by it. It’s not really incest, and while it may be a little bit shocking it’s perfectly legal.

However, you might want to double check the local laws before you start banging anyone you’re legally related too- even if you’re both adults with no blood relation. This is the harsh lesson Kelcey Nicholas learned.

The 28-year-old from Charleston, West Virginia started dating his 21-year-old step daughter, Lataura Jarrett, after his marriage to her mother had ended. Police were called to his house because of a complaint and discovered the pair having sex.

He was arrested and charged with incest because he was still married to the woman’s mother, and therefore still legally her father. Bummer!

The couple was charged with seven counts of incest, and could face as much as 15 years in prison. Jarrett probably said: “Thanks for that ‘anonymous complaint,’ MOM.”

I wouldn’t have thought West Virginia to be a state that would be such a stickler about incest laws. Additionally Nicholas never adopted Jarrett when he married her mother, which wouldn’t make him her father. We’re relying on an interpretation of the law by a local sheriff, who himself has probably fucked a few second cousins at various family reunions.

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Sexy Dreams and Gender

My sexual fantasies come from all sorts of places. My dreams are particularly twisted and I think that’s because my mind just runs away with itself and gets super grimy without the restraints of ethics or morality. Most mornings, I wake up with a set of sticky labia and a need to figure out how to make my dreams come true.

I’m still coming down off my TES Fest high, so lately my dreams have involved BDSM scenarios. Last night, I woke up at like 2 am in a fit of hot sweats and all I wanted was my wife to whip me with braided palms while I was sitting on some poor guy’s face. Sitting might be the wrong word though. Grinding and taking away breath might be a better description.

When I’ve spoken with men about my dreams over the years, they’ve often thought it wasn’t “normal” that I had such sexualized dreams. I call shenanigans on that, and the Journal of Psychology and Sexuality agrees with me.

A new report published in the journal states that women between the ages of 16 and 30 are having three times as many erotic dreams as they did 50 years ago. Totally makes sense, right? Back in the day, the sexuality of women was repressed to the point where it was completely closeted. When the free-love 60s hit society with a sexual revolution, women were beginning to understand their power and embracing themselves as sexual beings. Sex is absolutely everywhere now, and there’s no way that you can escape it.

The percentages by binary gender are nearly identical. Men between the ages of 16 and 30 who were surveyed experienced erotic dreaming about 25% of the time. Coming in a close second, women in the same age bracket admitted to experiencing sexy dreams about 22% of the time.

I love the fact that so many more women are open about their own sexuality. The more we talk about sex and all things on the pleasure to pain spectrum, the more creative we can become.

Not every one of my dreams is meant to come true. There’s probably no way I’m ever going to impale my pussy on a cock while I’m swinging back and forth on a trapeze, but doesn’t that sound like the ultimate edge? Getting fucked one stroke at a time while I’m zooming through the air is just something that my brain came up with all on its own. When I shared the dream with one of my friends, she admitted that she had a similar fantasy after she tried out the trapeze on her last vacation.

I think the lesson we can all take from the sexy dream study is that having a healthy sexual appetite is completely normal. We don’t need to be ashamed of our fantasies, and communicating them to our partners can actually make them come true sometimes.

What do you Peepz dream about when you’re feeling naughty? Hit me up in the comments below or slide into my DMs on twitter so we can chat about it.

Source: NY Post

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Grandma, Those Aren’t Socks

I have a few glass dildos that look like pieces of art. Back before I met my wife, I would keep them on my coffee table as conversation starters. Honestly, very few people even recognized what they were and I was always totally OK with that.

I love the idea of objects with a sexualized use being seen as everyday household objects. Is that a cock ring or a napkin ring on the dining room table? Wait, I didn’t think you had a dog, why is there a dog collar and leash hanging up in your bedroom?

No grandma, those aren’t socks…those are my masturbation sleeves.

Wait, what?

A Japanese twitter user that goes by the name AnalKABAO posed a hilarious thread after he caught his grandmother with his masturbations sleeves on her feet. She was cold, so she wandered into her grandson’s room to grab a pair of thick socks. I am absolutely dying for someone to translate what is being said in these videos though.

お婆ちゃんに「あんたの部屋にあった冷え性用の靴下借りたで〜」って言われて そんなんあったっけ？って思いながらお婆ちゃん見に行ったら、どっからどう見てもこの前買ったオナホール履いててガチで震えが止まらない pic.twitter.com/HxM0vMIFKT

— アナルガバガバキャバオ (@analKABAO) July 5, 2019

I mean…Grandma. Did you not notice that you were putting your foot straight into what looks like a vulva.

21歳になって、お婆ちゃんの足からオナホール抜くことになるとは思わなかった… pic.twitter.com/cIhELB6HPU

— アナルガバガバキャバオ (@analKABAO) July 5, 2019

My wife and I watched that video 15 times, I swear. Every time we heard that snap, we started rolling on the floor. I can’t even imagine someone randomly grabbing a Fleshlight out of my drawer and using it on their feet. This whole situation reminds me of those masturbators that look like feet…but they have a vaginal opening randomly placed in the heel. We used to sell a fuck ton of those when I worked in the sex shop.

In case you’re interested in obtaining analKABAO’s grandma’s socks, he says that he is completely willing to give them away.

近親相姦で捕まりたくないので、お婆ちゃんの足カスついたオナホ欲しい人いるならあげます。（まだ暖かいです） pic.twitter.com/uJ23yt3MAb

— アナルガバガバキャバオ (@analKABAO) July 5, 2019

This story got me thinking about how we’re going to be decorating our new home. The gears are twisting in my brain and I’m wondering what kind of perverse decor I can integrate without being completely obscene.

Source: Daily Mail

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TES Fest ’19: 18 Hands On One Body

My wife and I like to prowl around the dungeon area at any BDSM party before we get started with our own play time. Some people like to be first on the equipment, but we’d rather take the temperature of the room and see if anything inspires us…which it usually does.

On Saturday night, we were taking a lap and we happened to see a woman blindfolded and cuffed in a sex swing. A beautiful Mistress was sitting in between her legs with a suitcase of random items sitting to her left. There was a man sitting at her side with a dildo strapped to her chin.

When we approached she asked me, “Would you like to touch?”

I mean…yeah. Absolutely we would love to.

The rules were that we were not allowed to go underneath any fabric or touch her pussy at all. I grabbed a feather duster, my wife grabbed a plastic hand on a stick and we went to work. The box of tricks that the Mistress put together was meant to provide different types of sensations to the body that was being played with. Some were soft, some were hard and as people walked past to oogle the woman in the sling, Mistress invited them to touch her with the toys. At one point there were 9 of us standing around slowly dragging implements over her skin.

The man that was sitting to the side of the Mistress ended up being the woman in the sling’s husband. When Mistress was ready, she pulled out a small vibrator and told the man to position himself in between her legs with a dildo strapped to his face.

It was so intense to watch this woman get fucked. Close your eyes and imagine for a second what it would feel like to be completely helpless and have complete strangers touch you so intimately. The blindfold meant that there was no way for her to know what the toys were or who was holding the toys. She knew that there were a mess of people around her while she was being stimulated, but was she counting hands? Was she even able to focus on numbers when she was being touched by so many people with her husband fucking her with a dildo on his face and a vibrator on her clit?

There were orgasms had, both by the woman in the sling and back in my bedroom at home a few hours later while my wife and I discussed our participation in the scene. Part of my mind thinks I would be completely in bliss if strangers were touching me, on the other hand though, I wonder if I would be able to completely trust someone as the woman in the sling did the Mistress. Trust in other people has been such a roadblock for me in participating in BDSM for the past 10 years or so, but I’m working on it.

In fact, at TES this year, an old friend had his way with me while I was hanging onto a spider web. You’ll have to keep checking back to read that story though.

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BDSM Weekend in New Jersey

My wife and I look forward to July 4th weekend every year. Yes, it’s Independence Day in the U.S. so there are fireworks and backyard parties but we don’t really care too much for that type of a celebration. Every year for the past three, TES Fest has been our destination for the weekend.

The BDSM community of the tri-state area and beyond take over a hotel in the Jersey suburbs and just let loose. The courtyard is set up with dungeon equipment 24 hours a day and there is a legit inside dungen that starts up after 8pm in doors. During the day, you can take all sorts of fascinating classes. My wife and I took on a full course load that included Strap-On for all Gender Identities, Deep Cleaning Your Filthy Whore with a Pressure Washer and Forced Orgasm and Orgasm Control. 

Sounds sexy, right? Every year the demos get better and better. This year it was a fucking blast.

Kink festivals are like heaven on Earth for pervy people. Everything is completely private, so no cameras are allowed. Phone cameras have to be covered with bright red stickers so no one can sneak pictures. You can put any name you like on your name tag, which must be worn at all times. If you do not have the correct combination of wristband and name badge, there’s no way you are getting in the front door.

Inside the hotel lobby, you get your first taste of TES Fest. You’ll see kinksters walking around in everything from t shirts and shorts to full latex catsuits complete with masks. If lingerie is your thing, you can walk around in stockings and garters. The freedom to express your true fantasy self is a privilege that we anticipate all year round.

Over the next few weeks, I’m going to be taking you through my TES experience day by day. There was a whole lot of public spanking, witnessing explosive squirting orgasms, reconnecting with old Internet friends all while meeting brand new kink buddies. We even took some time to learn all about knife play from a Polyamorous expert in the craft. I experienced sensations that I have never felt before and I saw so many impressive scenes that I never would have been able to imagine.

Perverts are innovative, creative people and you’re always going to be impressed what a gaggle of them can come up with. You’re going to be floored when you hear about what TES came up with this year, so make sure you keep checking my twitter for updated Peeperz posts of my yearly kink holiday.

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Do You Kiss When You Get Intimate?

I’m coming off of a super intense weekend of BDSM fun and I’m trying to decompress my brain so that the real, vanilla world makes sense again. Every time I go on a fetish “vacation” like this, I end up coming away with a fuck ton of stories as well as a few life lessons. This time around, I learned a whole lot about sensations and sensitivity.

So much of the kink world revolves around the hard hits. There is a completely opposite side though that falls into the category of sensation play. While I’ve always been aware that kissing is basically my favorite thing in the world to do, I don’t know that I had the right words to describe the actual sensation that comes over me when I am kissed. It’s the warmth and the closeness that make me feel completely connected and really alive.

Is that cheesy? Part of me thinks that it is, but the other part of me doesn’t give a fuck. Kissing makes me feel like I can take over the world and that is probably one of the reasons why I make out with my wife so much.

In the BDSM scene right now, there is a heavy focus on aftercare. It’s no longer just the world of spankings, floggings and hogties like my experiences were back in the late 90s, early 00s. Now there is a myriad of kink experiences that you come across, including the cuddling and soft touches that can make you feel amazing even after you’ve experienced an intense pain. It’s all different aspects of being intimate without actually having sex.

Psychology Today published the findings of a study about the effects of connecting by kissing, cuddling and massaging during intimacy. The findings may seem logical, but I definitely know a whole bunch of people who purposely do not kiss their sex partners because they want to straight up avoid having too intense of a connection.

The article describing the study says:

Participants who reported kissing, cuddling, and massaging during their last sexual experience were more likely to report engaging in other sexual behaviors during their last sexual event (including breast and/or nipple stimulation, hand stimulation of genitals, and vaginal fingering) and were also more likely to report higher sexual arousal and emotional intimacy.

Yes to all of those things! There are so many ways that you can connect to your partner that do not involve penis into vagina penetration. Sometimes it takes a bit of creativity, but even holding hands is enough to bridge your familiarity with another person to get a deeper understanding of who they are.

What do you Peepz think about kissing? Is it something that you do with all of your sex partners or do you save your lips for the people who you really connect with?

Let me know in the comments below or slide into my DMs on twitter.

Source: Psychology Today

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No Sex Toy Ads on NY Subway

I Caught My Co-Workers Fucking

I’ve been having this internal debate over whether or not I should masturbate in my fancy new office. Between all the cameras and me not being 100% sure of everyone’s scheduling habits yet, I was definitely wary of trying. After what I saw last Friday night though, I’m kind of thinking that it would be OK for me to throw caution to the wind and have a go.

My wife missed her train home from work, so I decided to stay in the office a bit later than I usually do. I was shuffling through reports when I realized that I left my training notebook in the boardroom at my last meeting. As I walked through the hallway, the motion sensors clicked the light fixtures on one by one. My heels clicked on the tiled floor but I swore I heard something on the far end of the office even though everyone seemed to be gone.

The conference room was lit up like a Christmas tree when I turned the corner. The floor to ceiling windows left absolutely nothing to the imagination and I saw one of the salesmen on his knees orally servicing one of the accountants. She was leaning back in her chair with her button down shirt split wide open. The red lace bra that she was wearing matched the red panties on the floor. I could see my notebook in the middle of the table behind her.

I’ll also mention for a little bit of flavor, that the salesmen’s wife actually works for the same company in the human resources department. Also, the accountant’s husband is actually my boss.

So yeah.

What does one do in a situation where they start a new job and catch two of their married coworkers fucking?

I make the situation slightly volatile and use it to my advantage.

I approached and opened the door to the conference room making sure to keep my face completely blank and cool. They both gasped and split up, she tried to cover up her exposed bits before I could see. My hand reached out to grab my notebook from the table and she was like, “Please don’t say anything!”

I raised my eyebrow and left the room. I didn’t say a word to them acknowledging the situation or otherwise.

I’m not going to say anything, obviously. That’s their business and I’m not about to involve myself in that kind of messy office drama. The fact that I’m holding a secret about them will hopefully make them much more amicable towards me.

I was right on that count for sure. When I arrived at my desk the next day, the Starbucks fairy had left me a dirty chai latte with one shot of espresso and almond milk, which is exactly my idea of a good time.

This experience also made me realize that if those people were brave/fool enough to straight up fuck in a conference room, I don’t think I’ll have any issues if I decide to masturbate at my desk. Time will tell.

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Twerking for the Police

I have definitely ended up in the back of a police car, Peepz.  I’ll admit it. While I have never actually been arrested, I have definitely been handcuffed (in the not so fun way) and been made to sit in the back of a squad car.   I could blame all of the other people involved in all three “bar scuffle” incidents, but the adult in me knows that when I drink Tequila, things tend to get a little bit fuzzy.

That is why I stick to weed and whisky at this point in my life.  I’m much wiser than I used to be.

While neither my wife nor I have actually been arrested, we do watch a lot of cop and prison shows in my house.  I’ve written about prison dating via toilet talking recently and that threw me for a loop. I feel like that show would not have even been picked up if the whole toilet talking thing hadn’t been discovered.  You know that television producers aren’t going to put someone on the air unless they are especially entertaining…and what they usually mean by entertaining is completely fucking out of control. The world is a crazy place, right? So when something out of the ordinary happens, it can catch fire and go viral very easily.  

When I saw the video below, I had to tell you Peepz about it, even if no one is specifically naked in it.

Asia Hughes was arrested in Toledo, Ohio on June 10th for allegedly twerking in traffic.  Cops are saying that she was using a utility pole as a stripper pole but I’m a bit confused about that.  First, utility poles are way too thick to be swinging around. There’s no way you could gather up enough centrifugal force to get your body all the way around it.  Did they mean that she was holding onto the pole while she was shaking her ass? Most likely. The fact is that they used the word “stripper pole” as a buzz word for clickbate.

Here’s a video showing the woman’s arrest. Please note that she’s still shaking her ass as she is pushed into the back of the squad car. It’s a classic case of, “If you’re going to go down, you better go down fighting,” I think.

“What’s Toledo like?” pic.twitter.com/W1VZIbIuVn

— Toledo Tweets (@Toledo_Tweets) June 11, 2019

The stories online are saying that Asia was twerking in the street and causing a disruption…but this story has Footloose vibes all the fuck over it.

How do you feel about sexy ladies dancing in the street during lunch hour? Let me know in the comments below or hit me up on twitter if you’ve ever seen something like this with your own two eyes.

Source: Metro UK

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