I Caught My Co-Workers Fucking

I’ve been having this internal debate over whether or not I should masturbate in my fancy new office. Between all the cameras and me not being 100% sure of everyone’s scheduling habits yet, I was definitely wary of trying. After what I saw last Friday night though, I’m kind of thinking that it would be OK for me to throw caution to the wind and have a go.

My wife missed her train home from work, so I decided to stay in the office a bit later than I usually do. I was shuffling through reports when I realized that I left my training notebook in the boardroom at my last meeting. As I walked through the hallway, the motion sensors clicked the light fixtures on one by one. My heels clicked on the tiled floor but I swore I heard something on the far end of the office even though everyone seemed to be gone.

The conference room was lit up like a Christmas tree when I turned the corner. The floor to ceiling windows left absolutely nothing to the imagination and I saw one of the salesmen on his knees orally servicing one of the accountants. She was leaning back in her chair with her button down shirt split wide open. The red lace bra that she was wearing matched the red panties on the floor. I could see my notebook in the middle of the table behind her.

I’ll also mention for a little bit of flavor, that the salesmen’s wife actually works for the same company in the human resources department. Also, the accountant’s husband is actually my boss.

So yeah.

What does one do in a situation where they start a new job and catch two of their married coworkers fucking?

I make the situation slightly volatile and use it to my advantage.

I approached and opened the door to the conference room making sure to keep my face completely blank and cool. They both gasped and split up, she tried to cover up her exposed bits before I could see. My hand reached out to grab my notebook from the table and she was like, “Please don’t say anything!”

I raised my eyebrow and left the room. I didn’t say a word to them acknowledging the situation or otherwise.

I’m not going to say anything, obviously. That’s their business and I’m not about to involve myself in that kind of messy office drama. The fact that I’m holding a secret about them will hopefully make them much more amicable towards me.

I was right on that count for sure. When I arrived at my desk the next day, the Starbucks fairy had left me a dirty chai latte with one shot of espresso and almond milk, which is exactly my idea of a good time.

This experience also made me realize that if those people were brave/fool enough to straight up fuck in a conference room, I don’t think I’ll have any issues if I decide to masturbate at my desk. Time will tell.

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