Harvard Has A Kinky Sex Club!

While there may be toilet seats in Oxnard older than the entire institution, Harvard University is one of the oldest and most prestigious universities in the United States. While it may produce just as many unemployed, overqualified graduates as other top universities we expect Harvard graduates to go on to be the politicians, judges, and lawyers that make this country horrible but functional.

This made it quite a shock to hear about the approval of the Harvard College Munch – an adults-only group seeking to learn more about sex and alternative sexualities. The kinky club has been granted approval to use the campus meeting rooms and to post notices about meetings around campus. Although they are allowed to use university resources to explore their sexuality, Harvard made it quite clear that they do not endorse such practices. Prudes!

The constitution of the club states that the Harvard College Munch will accept adult-age students of all orientations, and that it will not tolerate traumatic abuse or assault. There’s even a safety team to direct victims of such violence to the appropriate help needed. The club’s goal is to promote a positive and accurate understanding of alternate sexualities and all things kinky while also providing a safe forum for students to be themselves.

The club currently has 30 members though that figure is expected to grow once people realize “kinky sex club” kicks the shit out of “mock debate club.”

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Mark Ronson Says He’s Sapiosexual

There are two things you’re going to need to know in order to make sense of this post. First is, “Who is Mark Ronson?” and the second is, “What is a Sapiosexual?” Easy questions, but I had to research the answer to one of them.

I had zero idea who Mark Ronson was before this news story popped up on my radar. Long time readers will know that I end up sacrificing pop culture knowledge for perversion. Anyway, Mark Ronson is a music producer who is famous for working with artists like Amy Winehouse, Miley Cyrus and Bruno Mars. He’s the big time and it was slightly embarrassing that I had trashed his name into my shredder of a memory bank.

Sapiosexual is a word that has been tossed around on the Internet for years. A person who is sapiosexual identifies intelligence as a main source of attraction. For a very long time, I called myself a sapiosexual, but then someone told me that I sounded kind of pompous saying that, so I stopped using the word. I think they may have been right.

Mark Ronson was being interviewed on ITV’s Good Morning Britain when he “came out,” as sapiosexual. He’s dated tons of people and the one thing that linked them all was above average intelligence. I mean, it’s totally fine that he has that preference, but I wouldn’t exactly call it coming out. I think that everyone is attracted to different types of people. I like bookworms with glasses so I married a lady librarian who can quote sonnets to me. My wife likes freaky babes who can recite Emily Dickinson while naked cooking bacon. It’s a win-win situation, really.

Here’s one of the videos from Mark’s latest solo album called Pieces of Us. It features King Princess, who I actually adore, and some smart phone filming angles that have me screaming, “TURN YOUR PHONE THE OTHER WAY!”

What do you Peepz think about Sapiosexuality? Do you find yourself more attracted to the way that people look or the way that they think? Let me know in the comments below or slide into my DMs on twitter and talk nerdy to me.

Source: CNN

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Fap Along With Harlot: Glob Shots on Golden Locks

Hello my Peepz!! It’s FINALLY my favorite time of the week. Do you know how awesome it feels to be able to poke around on Pornhub for the betterment of YOUR masturbation habit?

It’s crazy to me that I’ve been doing this for as long as I have. Because of that, my eyeballs have run into some crazy porno. It’s pretty amazing when you think about it. Who else do you know that can say that they have put together curated masturbation lists for thousands of strangers? I love my job.

This week, I found five Pornhub clips with some beautiful blonde babes that we can enjoy together. I just finished cleaning all the toys in my bag of tricks, so I’m going to reach inside and see what I come up with. Are you ready to have some fun? Grab your favorite jizz towel and let’s fap!

Alexis Texas may be my favorite blonde in the business. She has ass for days and a twinkle in her eye that always makes it seem like she is up to no good. She’s fucking for Bang Bros in this first clip and giving it all she’s got.

A braless interview gets Kylie Page hired, but when she decides to sunbathe topless, that gets her the D. She gets caught masturbating in the hot tub by her boss and he takes matters into his own hands.

A little seduction never hurt anyone. When Addie Andrews  decides that she wants a specific cock, she’s going to do whatever it takes to get on top and ride it till explosion.

There’s a beautiful tattooed blonde in a hotel room that seems to be craving cock. She’s wearing a pair of jeans to begin with, but don’t worry….they don’t stay on for long.

Amateur hotties sometimes have the sweetest videos. She gets her face stuffed with peen and then goes for a wild ride in all directions. It’s a pretty good fuck and I wouldn’t mind having a lick to see what she tastes like.

That’s all for this week Peepz! I hope you’ve made a filthy mess of yourself, just like I have. If you’re interested in getting a Fap Along list of your very own, get in touch with me in the comments below or slide into my DMs on twitter.

Image: Jenna Wild in Busty Blonde MILF by Brazzers

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Former Pornstar Bridget Powers Arrested

Bridget Powers performed in the adult industry from 1999 until 2006. When she was in porno, most people knew her by the name, “Bridget the Midget“. Even though she hasn’t made porno in over a decade, she still lives and works in Las Vegas, where you can sometimes catch her in brothels.

On September 18th, her neighbors called the cops because of a disturbance. When they showed up, they discovered that Bridget had “allegedly” beaten the crap out of her boyfriend and stabbed him in the leg. They charged her with domestic battery, burglary and assault, all with a deadly weapon enhancement.

Craziness, right?

TMZ posted an audio recording of Bridget screaming at her boyfriend after the altercation. She seems to be slurring a bit, so I’m not sure if she was under the influence of something or other. Either way though, she’s fucking pissed. Bridget accuses him of cheating on her and threatens to out his mistress on facebook. That’s how you know she’s really angry…Also, you know, she allegedly stabbed him in the leg.

Do you remember Bridget from back in the day? My BFF used to be obsessed with her clips. When she was on that HBO show about the famous Vegas Brothel, Cathouse he was glued to the television for every episode that involved her. I think she’s got a special place in my heart because of that.

Here’s a vintage clip of her getting down and dirty to job your memory a bit.

Bridget will be appearing in front of a judge within the next week or so to have her case heard. I hope she gets all this bullshit straightened out so that she can go back to life as per usual….whatever that means to her.

Source and Image: Fox 5 Vegas

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Rihanna’s Lingerie Extravaganza

I’m here for Rihanna. When she was making music, I listened to her bops, but I can tell you that I’ve never purchased any of her music. Her lingerie line is a completely different story.

Last year, I became obsessed with picking out which piece I was going to add to my ever growing lingerie collection. I narrowed it down to five selections that my wife has thoroughly enjoyed over the past few months. Now though? It’s that time of year where fashion houses start releasing their new collections and Savage X Fenty has come out guns blazing.

There are straight off the bat noticeable differences between what Rihanna’s line is doing with her lingerie line that other lingerie companies (*cough* Victoria’s Secret *cough*) just aren’t paying attention to.

CURVES ARE EVERYWHERE!

Obviously my BBW ass is down for sexy times. I love feeling sexy and dressing sexy…and I can’t fit into a single piece of Victoria’s Secret lingerie. That doesn’t mean that Vicky’s doesn’t have it’s place. I get that they are iconic and I totally understand why they latch onto their whole “angel’s” persona…but if they are the angels, Rihanna’s Savage X Fenty is the bad girl that’s inside all of us trying to break through.

Here’s the promo video from YouTube so that you can have a small taste of all the hotness that is going on.

You can watch the whole fashion show yourself if you’ve got access to Amazon Prime. I’d suggest spending two hour of your life watching it. There’s nothing wrong with ladies in lingerie dancing and having a good time for the sake of Rihanna showing off her creativity and sex appeal.

Did you Peepz watch the fashion show when it was released? Are there any particular pieces that you think I should buy for myself? I’m honestly thinking that I may snag a few bralettes this time around.

Let me know in the comments below or hit me up with your thoughts on twitter.

Source and Image: Savage X Fenty

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Sex on Business

The rules of business are tough sometimes. If you get into a car accident while you’re driving to or from a company function, it isn’t your auto insurance that is supposed to pay out, it’s your company’s. Apparently, if you have a heart attack while you are having sex with a stranger on a business trip, your company also has to cover those costs.

Crazy right?

I’ve been on plenty of business trips in the past few months. The hotel situation in the exotic land of Connecticut leaves much to be desired. There is not much to do at night except for poke around on the Internet or hang out at the hotel bar. What did I do with most of my nights? I masturbated with the windows open hoping that someone would drive past and get a cheap thrill out of “catching” me in the act.

I don’t hook up anymore because it’s not my style, but I totally understand how boredom can lead to sex with strangers.

A French train engineer named Xavier X was on a business trip in a town called Meung-sur-Loire. The married man met a stranger and headed back to his hotel room to bang. Shortly after the sex had finished up, he had a heart attack and unfortunately passed away. His employer was arguing in court that, because he died as a result of an activity that was not work related, his spouse was not eligible for the benefits that she would have been entitled to if he had died in a work-related accident. Last week, a court ruled that his wife was entitled to 80% of Xavier’s salary until the year that he would have reached retirement age and then his pension after that.

I think that’s pretty amazing, though I do wonder how his wife would feel about getting a check every month as a result of her husband’s one night stand. We’re talking about France so, in my mind, everyone is into free love and making out all the damn time. I know that’s totally a lie, but it’s my fantasy so I’m going to go with it.

Have you Peepz ever hooked up on a business trip? I’m totally curious and dying to know your stories. Let me know in the comments below or slide into my DM’s on twitter.

Source: NY Post

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Fap Along With Harlot: That Sitcom Show

Kylie Jenner Takes on Pleasure in Playboy

Mindfulness During Sex

Little known Harlot fact….I either clench my teeth or open my mouth so wide that my jaw cracks when I’m cumming. Orgasms are super relaxing to me after the fact, but the buildup? That makes my entire body clench until I’m basically begging for a release.

I’ve recently started practicing yoga and meditating all over again. Since I’m already in that frame of mind, over the weekend I was researching ways that I could relax more and enjoy the entire wave of sexual please from beginning to end. I came across the Mind Body Green article linked below that talks all about being mindful during sexual encounters, whether you are solo or with your partner.

They suggest three tips that were super useful to me, so I’m thinking that if I share the wealth with you Peepz you will be able to experience the benefits as well.

1. Have a conversation with your partner(s) or yourself about how you’re currently feeling and what you’re in the mood for.

Talking is so critical. Sometimes I want to get pounded while I’m on all fours and sometimes I am in the mood for soft and slow missionary style sex. If you don’t communicate what you’re looking for, it’s going to be very hard for you and your partner to be on the same page.

2. During sex, reveal to yourself or your partner(s) what sensations you’re feeling.

Isn’t that why dirty talking is so fucking sexy??? I love to verbally hear what my wife is feeling in the moment that she is feeling that. Simple questions like, “What does that feel like?” or even explaining, “I feel like I’m on fire when you touch me like that,” can break down that third wall and bring you right into the present moment.

3. Check in with your breath.

This one is the hardest for me. Like I said before, when I’m trying to cum, my entire body clenches up. That includes my lungs. I hold my breath and have a very hard time being able to focus on both breathing deep and experiencing the pleasure at the same time.

I think I’m going to try and work these three tips into my masturbation habit. There’s no harm in trying and I’m always up for new sexual adventures.

What do you Peepz think about these ideas? Are you willing to work them into your own sex life? Let me know in the comments below or slide into my DMs on twitter.

Image: Peta Jensen in Yoga for Perverts by Brazzers

Source: Mind Body Green

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Fap Along With Harlot: Luna Rival

Fluid Sexuality as You Age

I love reading the advice that Stoya gives in her Slate column How to Do It.  She seems to give sound, thought out advice most of the time. Her life experience and perspective give her a unique insight into the world of sexuality. She’s also really well spoken so sometimes her words sound like poetry.

In one of her recent columns, a male reader brought up his own blooming bisexuality. My DMs on twitter get flooded with the subject occasionally, so I figured I’d bring the conversation over here so that we can talk it out semi-anonymously.

The reader writes:

I am a 68-year-old man who has been married to a woman for 45 years, with three grown kids. Over the course of our marriage, we have been very active sexually, but for various reasons over the past five or six years, our sexual activity has declined dramatically. At the same time, over the past few years, I have become fascinated with same-sex encounters. Is this unusual, especially this late in life? How should approach this with my wife?

Stoya and her advice giving partner Rich Juzwiak note that the man writing in uses the word “fascinated,” which is positive, rather than putting a negative, guilt ridden spin on what his evolution has brought on.

They suggest that he have a conversation with his wife about his sexuality as well as what she is comfortable with within their relationship. He is not saying that he is obsessing over having an encounter with a man, he’s admitting that he’s fascinated with it. In monogamous relationships, some fantasies need to be negotiated in order to be achieved.

There have been so many times that men have slid into my DMs asking for advice on this same topic. Stoya and Rich definitely thought out the whole situation much more than I ever had, suggesting talking it out in therapy and being cautious about wording. I’ve always suggested being completely open all at once, but maybe that’s not the answer. Like so many trials in relationships, the answer is in communication and taking everyone’s feelings into consideration during big reveals. Maybe coming out as bi-curious isn’t as dramatic of a situation as we all think it is. Perhaps his wife has had her own fantasies that she would like to discuss and bring to the table.

What do you Peepz think? Have you ever had any fantasies about hooking up with a gender that is similar to your own? Has sharing those fantasies ever been part of your relationship?

Let me know in the comments below, or hit me up on twitter with your thoughts.

Image: Stoya’s Instagram

Source: Slate

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DJ Flume “Sex” Tape

Circulation and Arousal

I am admittedly an aging pervert. There are things about my body that were one way in my 20s and have completely changed now that I’m on the cusp of 40. I don’t mind, because it only means I have to experiment with my body all over again.

One of the things that my wife has noticed over the past year is that her arms fall asleep rather quickly. When we fuck, we can’t stay in one position for too long. I don’t really mind much, because I love moving around during sex. It’s only a buzz kill when I’m JUST about to cum and she edges me back from orgasm. Maybe she does it on purpose sometimes? I wouldn’t put it past her. Her circulation is a concern of ours so I started doing a bit of research on the topic.

Bouncing around through a few recent articles, I learned that the more you get your blood flowing through exercise, the more you are able to get aroused.

It makes sense, right? The more you move your body vigorously outside of the bedroom, the more likely you are to be able to keep up the pace inside the bedroom. Blood flow and the use of your muscles are all connected. There was a study published by the Journal of Sexual Medicine that says that people who are really fit…like REALLY fit…and exercise a whole lot are more likely to improve sexual performance, stamina and desire. That goes for both men and women.

Men who ran a 7-minute mile pace for 4½ hours per week saw a 23% reduced odds of erectile dysfunction. Women who ran the same 7-minute mile pace for only 4 hours a week found a 30% reduced odds of female sexual dysfunction.

Crazy, right?

So now I’m trying to peel my wife and I off the couch so we can both get our blood flowing the way that it should be. The side effect of increased sexual desire couldn’t hurt either, right?

Source: CNN

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Sex While Being Fat Can Be Amazing

Fap Along With Harlot: Taking Cock

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Sex and Emojis

Every now and then when I’m writing a post for Peeperz, I want to accentuate my thought with a smiley face or a wink. I refrain, because while emojis are a part of my vocabulary outside of the blogisphere, I’m not comfortable enough with them being a legitimate form of communication. Part of me thinks I’m an adult word whore who puts a whole lot of value in being able to express myself. The other part of me understands that I’m holding onto language when it’s evolving away from words and back into hyroglyphics.

I don’t mind emoji…I use them all the damn time…and according to PLOS and a journal article called Worth a thousand interpersonal words: Emoji as affective signals for relationship-oriented digital communication, that may be one of the reasons why I get laid so much.

Probably? Who knows. Science!

The study found that people who use emoji to communicate with their romantic connections are more likely to have second dates. It didn’t make any difference as far as the amount of first dates they landed though. I’m trying to figure out what one thing has to do with the other.

Maybe people who use emojis are seen as less serious and more fun? I’m only speculating though.

Another thing is that most of the people who were involved in the study were white and straight. Actually nearly 87% of the participants were straight and over 60% were white. I feel like my gay friends definitely use emoji more than my straight friends, but that might just be the way my world is skewed. Sexuality and emojis probably have nothing to do with each other though.

Language is awesome because it’s always evolving. Emojis are just the next step in the way we can communicate our feelings without saying anything at all. If it was good enough for the Ancient Egyptians, I say it’s good enough for the modern world.

Source: Cnet

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Don’t Fuck in the Restroom

There’s a Welsh town that is trying to deter sex in public restrooms by spraying down the frisky users with a blast of water. The $200,000 renovation to the park in Porthcawl is an attempt by the town to deter any kind of sexual misconduct and vandalism that may be occurring inside while also cutting down on the amount of homeless people attempting to take shelter inside.

Are you confused as to how all this would work? I sure was.

Have no fear, Peepz. I dove deep and did some research so that if you ever happen to be visiting the town of Porthcawl and you’re trying to get your rocks off, you can use this as a guide to avoid a wet down. Actually, don’t use this as a guide for anything other than a time suck for your Internet habit.

There are going to be movement sensors inside the port-a-potties that will detect any jostling (ie. fucking) going on inside. They are also going to have weight sensors on the floor (where the squirt canons are hidden) so they can “tell” if more than one person is inside. If someone has been inside for too long, the lights and heat will go off (wait, their public toilets have heat?? no wonder people are trying to sleep inside them) and then a warning message will play letting them know that they better shit or get off the pot, so to speak.

I kind of love the idea of public toilets being sprayed down and cleaned every ten minutes…but I’m not in love with the idea of the machinery being able to make an assessment as to how many people are inside, or what they happen to be doing. Worst case scenario? You’re meeting up with your fuck buddy for a romp in the park on your way home from work. You’re looking sharp and your partner is looking hella sexy. Checking to make sure that the coast is clear, the two of you dip inside the box and start making out.

The floor sensors engage and realize that there could possibly be two people inside the box.

You keep fucking and the sex gets rougher. Like a pinball machine, the nark of a pee box starts blinking “TILT” and you’re suddenly soaked when the water jets from the floor stream right up at your bare bum. You emerge from the box, complete soaked and with blue balls, because neither of you were able to complete the task at hand successfully.

That’s a fucked up way to end the day.

I’m obviously totally cool with public sex in seedy places…but maybe these particular public toilets aren’t the way to go. When in Porthcrawl, I suggest finding yourself a dark alley or maybe just driving through the town entirely. They don’t seem to be too keen on sex tourism.

Source: CNN

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