I love crazy trends. Back in the 60’s, people stuffed themselves into telephone booths and Volkswagen Beetles. In the 80s people teased out their hair while wearing shoulder pads and playing with micro machines and saying, “Where’s the Beef?” The 90s had people doing that Arsenio Hall punch-the-air, bark-like-a dog thing in Co-Ed Naked, Big Johnson shirts.
The awesome/not so awesome thing about now is that the Internet exists, so now we have visual evidence of all the fads that catch on for blips of time.
Sunning your butthole has become one of those trends, Peepz. And I’m here for it, but probably not for the right reasons. I just think that showing off your naughty bits outdoors is sexy.
Instagram influencers/hippy hipsters are letting the sun touch their bums because they believe that the practice is filled with healing energy.
I’m not about to say that this practice doesn’t work. If I’m being honest, I wear crystals every day, meditate a few times a week and can totally vibe out to the sound of singing bowls. I also love being naked outside, so why not just grab my ankles and join in on the fun like Metaphysical Megan over on insta?
Listen, I get it…it’s so freeing to be outdoors without any clothes on. I’m just not sure that sunning my asshole is going to feed my body with any more positive energy than if I was just sitting there. Is the butthole a gateway to happiness? I mean, yes…but again, not in the way that Instagram Influencers would have you believe.
I mean, you do you…you know? I’ll keep on wearing my hematite and onyx to keep my vibe straight, you toss your asshole up to the sun to get your vitamin D fix. If you’re not harming anyone, who cares, right?
What do you Peepz think about this trend? Are you curious about butthole sunning and getting naked outdoors, or do you think it’s a crock of shit? Let me know in the comments below or slide into my DMs on twitter with your thoughts.
Source: Health
Image: Luscious Lopez and Katija Kassin in Going Once, Going Twice…Buttsex! by Brazzers
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