I fucking love the holidays, Peepz. The whole world seems a bit happier and I’m always so grateful to celebrate another year coming to an end while another one is starting up fresh. This year has been a roller coaster of happiness, sadness and all around change…and I’m so excited to begin 2020 anew.
Every year for the past 14 I’ve spread the word about my very special holiday cards. I put stamps on them and mail them out to anyone who requests them…it’s my way of saying thanks for reading/watching and perving out along with me for all this time. The special part is what’s inside though.
Spoiler alert: It’s a print of my boob. I slather myself up with paint, smoosh my boobs onto the card…let that fucker dry and put it in the mail to you.
Here’s an Xtube clip from 2011 where you can watch my “special” printing process.
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Obviously, each card is completely personalized and unique. Sometimes people get boob stamps where you can actually see my nipple…sometimes they look like indistinguishable paint blobs…either way, it’s one of my favorite holiday traditions and I’m totally psyched to do it again this year.
If you would like a boob printed holiday card straight from me to you, please slide into my DMs on twitter (or shoot me an email at alphaharlot at gmail dot com) with your name and address. I’m 100% discrete and I do not put my return address on the envelope, so no one but you and I will know what secrets are inside the card.
I won’t sell your name and address or rat out the fact that you like looking at naked people in your spare time. Promise. It’s totally our secret.
I’m pretty sure that there are only 3 people that have the complete Harlot Boob printed card collection, but it’s super fun to collect the new card every year.
Hit me up if you’d like one!!!
Image: Harlot’s Private Stash
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