Bill Nye The Science Guy Explains Sex – Video!

Bill Nye is awesome. Not only does he looks dashing in a bow tie, but he has helped bring science into the lives of everyone whose parents could afford a television and a subscription to cable. There’s no denying the guy knows what he’s talking about and he’s definitely got the gift of science, but if it weren’t for that damn bow tie I don’t think he would be as popular as he is. It’s irresistible.

That said, it’s not like Bill Nye The Science Guy has been starring in my deepest darkest sexual fantasies all these years (or has he?). When I started watching this video where sex is explained in terms of evolution and just what the hell it’s good for, I was afraid my childhood hero would take the fun out of it.

Not so, not so. The guy really is charming and that bow tie, oh boy, that bow tie. Seriously, it’s his comedic timing. I don’t want to spoil it for you, so I won’t repeat what he says at the end, but it’s pretty funny, especially coming from Bill Nye. It’s just not what you would expect the guy to say. It works though, it works. Just like the damn bow tie. More guys should wear those things. I swear, I’m all hot and bothered just thinking about it.

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Anonymous Couple Bangs On Red Carpet

My sexual bucket list really isn’t as long as it once was. I think of a plausible place/way to have sex and I just make it happen. It’s a very impulsive process, mostly because I don’t want to chicken out or have someone talk me out of having a good time.

Some people are fucking creative as hell though…and I certainly love watching a sexual adventure happen.

At an after party during the Cannes Film Festival (which is in France, and a HUGE deal, if you weren’t privy), David Griner, managing editor of digital for Adweek, tweeted a now infamous picture of a couple banging right out in the open on the red carpet.

Why didn’t I think of that?

Actually, I probably didn’t think of that because I’ve never been to a film festival, nor anywhere that there was a red carpet, except for my aunt’s house…but that doesn’t really count as it’s shag (though that’s kind of ironic considering the story, I guess…right?).

Yes, it was like 4:30 in the morning…and yes there was literally no one around on the street, but this sex stunt is a story that the couple will be able to tell their grand kids about. In the picture that David Griner tweeted, you can see their shoes tossed to the side, very far away from their bodies. It wasn’t like they were going to cover up and try to make a quick get away if someone caught them…they were in this for the big prize of bragging rights.

The huge blue neon sign that says, “Will see you in the morning!” just makes the picture even more entertaining.

I want to know about them though. Was this just a raunchy one night stand of epic proportions? Are they a married couple looking to spice things up? Could it be that they snuck out of their respective houses in the middle of the night for one last tryst before getting married to different people?

I don’t think we’ll ever know…but that kind of makes this whole thing even hotter.

Fantastic show, oh anonymously infamous couple! I hope you get to cross off a dozen more sessions on your Fuck-It List this year.

Now here’s a hysterically sexy video (dubbed pono makes me giggle) of some public sexy time that’s sure to get you ready for action.

Source and Image: Adweek

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The New Royal Princess Of Sweden Used To Be A Nude Model

Sweden’s brand new Royal Princess is a high-school drop out, a reality television contestant, and a glamour model. Oh yeah, and she once made out with pornstar Jenna Jameson. The Royals in Sweden are pretty alright. If Sofia Hellqvist, a.k.a. the Duchess of Varmland, was marrying into the British Royal Family, I don’t think old Liz would have been happy about it.

Gasp, the scandal. You can’t have a Princess who once posed topless for a magazine with nothing but a boa constrictor hiding her nips. Boa constrictors aren’t clothing as far as Queen Elizabeth the II is concerned. At least, that’s what I’ve been led to believe. Who knows what the old biddy does in the privacy of her own room?! It could be filled to the gills with boas for all I know.

Why is it that hot ladies are always posing half-nude with boa constrictors? Why is the boa considered the sexy snake? Why not give rattle snakes or cobras a chance to shine in the limelight?

I don’t know, I’m not a Royal Princess or a fashion model, so I can’t tell you why the boa constrictor is the sexy snake. All I can tell you is that the Swedish Royal family seems pretty okay with the fact that their new Princess got up close and personal with a boa constrictor and that’s pretty cool.

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Company Seeking Qualified Applicants For Sex Toy Testers

One of the first things I was asked to do at Peeperz was review a motion sensing add-on for the Fleshlight called the Vstroker System. In retrospect I was probably only expected to beat off with it and write a couple paragraphs but when it was time to actually describe what it’s like to use a Fleshlight/Wiimote hybrid, I had a lot to say.

My motto has always been “if you’re going to do something, do it right.” I’d rather do nothing at all than do something half-assed, and when it comes to reviewing sex toys it’s important to give a full-assed effort. You’re basically masturbating in place of anyone interesting in buying a product and that’s a huge responsibility.

If you agree with this statement, you’re probably ready for a career testing sex toys.

A Swedish sex shop recently placed an ad searching for “driven and methodical sex toy testers.” The store, Oliva & Eva, was seeking someone passionate about passion to test and review sex toys to assure the quality of the products they offer.

The ad was posted to a Swedish employment service called Arbetsförmedlingen. The listing generated a lot of buzz and after directing a lot of unwanted attention to the employment agency, it was pulled from their website.

The founder of Oliver & Eva, 31-year-old Tobias Ludqvist, said he was “confused and disappointed” by the decision as the ad had been approved by the website before it was posted. Though Arbetsförmedlingen later stated the ad was taken down because some people could have been offended, Ludqvist maintains his listing was respectful and advertised an excellent opportunity.

According to Tobias:

“It’s a perfect extra part-time gig that you can have during the summer. […]We have a diverse range of people using our site. All ages. Couples. Straight, gay and LBGT people…that really shows in the kind of people applying for the post. We have not had any complaints. Everyone who has contacted us just sees all this as a bit of fun.”

At any rate, the ad existed long enough to get the word out and Oliver & Eva hopes everyone with a command over the Swedish language and a penchant for pleasure sends in their application.

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San Francisco Tries To Make Water Conservation Sexy?!

San Francisco thinks more sex will lead to less water usage. Why else would they produce a video that makes me wet just at the thought of turning on the faucet?! I’m weird, I know. Besides, when I’m busy sexing it up I end up taking more showers than usual. You know, one before going out and then one after going out, because you’re all sticky.

For a video that is suppose to help us reduce our water consumption they sure are using a lot of water and I don’t know about you, but the hotter my sex drive is running the more water I use. Something, something about getting wet and hosing down my fire crotch.

No, wait, I said that wrong. I don’t have red pubic hair and I don’t have any STI’s, so there’s nothing burning down there unless you count the weird rash I have on my thighs from them rubbing together when it’s too hot and humid outside. Only 4% of the population have thigh gaps, you hear?!

Okay, so I made that statistic up, but not everyone can get a thigh gap… no matter how skinny they are or how much they exercise. It has less to do with how skinny someone is and more to do with the width of their hips. And it definitely has nothing to do with water conservation. Whatever, watch the video already and then go take a cold shower. Wait, that’s not right…

Check out the video:

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Masturbation Roll

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Must-See Porn Video of the Day: Bride Marica Hase Gets Wicked – Sex.com

Bella Thorne’s Fetish Quote – DrunkenStepfather

Selena Gomez Shows Her Nipples Again – CelebJihad

Alessandra Ambrioso Nipple Pokes Pool Party – CelebSpank

Biannca Lake Flashes the Camera and Us All – TaxiDriverMovie

Lady Gaga Picks Up Pizza! Is Topless!! – The Nip Slip

Gifs Of The Week #43 – Le Tag Parfait

Meek Mill Shares A Peek At Nicki Minaj And His Upcoming Video – Smoking Section

Round Two of Busty Wife Sarah!! – BoobieBlog

Sofia Vergara – Magic Mike XXL Premiere in LA – PrettyHot&Sexy

Sexy Celeb Babes – Paparazzigr.tv

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Martha Hunt Topless & Bonerriffic For Marie Claire Italie

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Abbi Jacobson Is A Huge Fan Of The “Broad City” Pegging Episode

And you should be too. Seriously, if you haven’t seen Broad City you should get on that ASAP. It’s one of the best comedies out there right now. The two leads, best friends Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer play best friends Abbi Abrams and Ilana Wexler and they are amazing.

The show started off as a webseries that gained the attention of Amy Poehler, among others, and was picked up as a half hour show on Comedy Central. You can still see the webseries on YouTube and I recommend watching them before you start watching the show, but it’s not a must, it adds to the experience, but it’s not like you’ll be lost to what’s going on if you don’t.

You’ll immediately fall in love with Ilana’s character, but Abbi will eventually grow on you and when she does you won’t be able to get enough. The same goes for her hunky neighbor Jeremy. At first, you can’t get over how awkward their conversations are when they bump into each other in the hallway, but eventually Abbi will be strapping on a dildo and pegging the guy.

Abbi’s dildo dance is the best.

Recently, Abbi Jacobson went on record saying that the pegging episode is her favorite:

“I think the pegging episode is the best episode we’ve ever done. … We wanted ‘Abbi’ to finally hook up with Jeremy because we’d been showing this pining forever and we were like, Why save this? We knew they were going to get together and then [pegging] came up in the room and once it did, we were just all like, Yeah.

It was very delicate because no one ever pitched it as it’s the joke that he’s into pegging. We were very careful because we didn’t want it to be misconstrued that that preference is looked down on. It was more in the aftermath that he’s so particular about his [dildo].”

It’s true, they did a great job getting the laughs from the way that Jeremy was so particular about his dildo and not about the fact that he enjoys getting a dildo up his butt. It’s was all very sex positive and hilarious at the same time, which we definitely don’t see enough in mainstream comedy.

Watch a clip of the episode:

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Throw Back Thursday: Charlize Theron In “2 Days In The Valley”

Looking at these pics of Charlize Theron I can’t help thinking that her character in 2 Days in the Valley was suppose to cement in our minds that Theron is/was the new Sharon Stone. It’s the whole icy blonde wearing lots of white and spreading her long legs thing, it’s making me feel all the feelings including a little bit of déjà vu.

Of course, it’s not like Sharon Stone was gone by the time Charlize Theron hit the scene in 1996 as Helga Svelgen, I mean, Basic Instinct had just come out a few years prior, but this was the ’90s and killer blondes were in high demand. Besides, Stone had just done Casino with Robert De Niro, so I doubt she would have let James Spader lick her nipple with an ice cube in his mouth.

I bet now that Spader has starred as sexy, sexy beast Ultron all the ladies would bring their nipples to the yard and let him lick their nips with an ice cube in his mouth. Yup, even though he’s somewhat older, balder, and portlier these days I would definitely still let James lick my nipples.

That said, this is all about Charlize Theron not her hunky co-star. Well, it’s a little bit about him, because they have a sizzling hot sex scene together, which I was kind enough to provide for you Peez courtesy of Pornhub. Look for yourself, you’ll see what I mean when I say I’d love to be the middle spoon – if it didn’t get me killed!

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Fap Along With Harlot: Top 5 Pop Shot Clips

Pop shots are tricky. You could be watching a porno scene form start to finish, and it’s the hottest thing you’ve ever seen….but when it comes time for the splooge to flow, you only get to see one or two drops. It’s a little bit of a disappointment for the viewer at home when things like that happen…

Don’t worry though…

I feel your pain and I’ll take care of you the right way.

I’ve taken all the guess work out of the porno hunting for you…because here are my Top 5 Cumshot Clips courtesy of the friendly folks over at PornHub. Feel free to start stroking now, just don’t forget to hit play before you scroll.

Hot blondes getting banged in the butthole are sexy enough all by themselves. When you add a killer set of baby blues and a mouth that’s absolutely thirsting for some jizz, it’s just magical.

Oh Aletta Ocean…how I’d love to finger bang your sweet pussy till your panties were soaked with cum. In this Cum for Cover clip, there are 5 dicks in the room and they’re all looking to drain their balls all over the Euro hottie.

If you’re JUST into seeing sperm fly all over the place, Extreme Bukkake’s PornHub page is something you’re going to want to check out. Here’s one of their clips, which features a MILF in glasses (why do glasses make facials THAT much hotter??) taking load after load right down her throat whole.

When you have a body that’s as bangable as Chloe Amour’s is, no cock in the room is going to be able to withhold their orgasm. She gets oiled up, fingered, licked…and then fucked by cocksmith Preston Parker until she’s begging for his splooge. He’s happy to supply her with all the cream she can handle, and her pussy is his target.

OK…so this last clip is hot, but the cumshot is fake…but that’s fine, right? As long as you get to see the white stuff fly, it counts in my book. We’ve got two hot chicks banging each other with a strapon cock. The cumshot is probably the most epic you’ll ever see…Also, where can I get chairs like that? They seem to be perfect furniture for fucking.

There you go Peepz, hope you have enough energy left over to check out the rest of today’s articles. If you’d like a Fap Along list of your very own, get in touch with me in the comments or on Twitter and tumblr.

Keep fapping!

Image: Anna Polina in Fade to Black by Brazzers

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Elsa Hosk Naked & Amazing In Black & White

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