I’m exhausted. I can barely construct a sentence with more than eleven words. On the upside I might not have long to live. I ate some questionable pork. Questionable, mostly because I’m the one that cooked it. I used the fancy new meat thermometer that I got myself for my thermometer. It works fine, but there may have been some confusion about the optimal internal temperature of pork roast. Let’s just say it was bloody.
Bloody delicious, but also really, really, really bloody. I don’t know if you Peepz know this about me, but I’m a little bit of a hypochondriac. A few years ago, when I had tonsillitis I was convinced I had throat cancer. And that’s just one tiny example among many. I’m not as bad as my Dad, though. He’s got every illness under the sun (and the internet).
Bluebell, the chick in this photoshoot, doesn’t strike me as someone who worries much about imaginary illnesses. Germ freaks generally don’t let other people stick them with needles, or for that matter, stick their fingers in their mouth. Back when I had really bad OCD, I would have preferred drinking my own urine that sticking my dirty, dirty fingers in my mouth.
OCD is so sexy. Almost as sexy as Bluebell in this photoshoot for Adam Flowers. Flowers, a London based photographer has known Bluebell for a while now and they’ve worked together a few times. For this particular shoot, he “wanted to do something really simple, beautiful & sexy. Not a crazy location, no over the top ideas or concepts, styling or anything.”
Just a naked woman with killer hair, eyes, lips, and boobs, you know, the works. And it works. Assuming I don’t die from food poisoning, I’ll be keeping an eye on this one.
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