You really can buy anything on Amazon these days, even a pussy snorkel. And not just any pussy snorkel, but one that glows in the dark for those more intimate moments. Everyone take a break to spit out their coffee. The product is designed to allow a “man to continue breathing while performing oral sex on a woman in a spa, bathtub or even a bowl of green Jell-O.” However, if you need a pussy snorkel, you might be doing it wrong.
People find it awkward to pause sex to go look for a condom, image telling your honey to hold on a second while you go rummaging for your pussy snorkel.
Invented by Charles Runels, MD, the $1,200-$1,500 procedure works by injecting your own blood plasma into your vagina, which aims to “rejuvenates” the vagina and helps with issues like incontinence, dryness, and looseness, in addition to helping add sexual sensation. After the procedure (which was apparently painless), McCombs said her orgasms did feel “different,” and her boyfriend noted that she felt tighter post-shot.
Just a heads up, there is absolutely no science to back this up.
When my friend Christina told me she was training herself to lucid dream so she could have sex with Kurt Cobain, I thought she was crazy. Christina has always been crazy in her own charming way, but this was next level. I’m as skeptical of transcendental meditation as I am hypnotherapy, so the ability to control your dreams while you sleep, let alone control what iconic dead rock stars you would meet and have sex with in them, seemed impossible.
But Christina got really into it. She was going through a period of pseudo-insomnia, and training herself to lucid dream worked itself into her schedule. She read books. She watched videos. She delved into the world of lucid dreamers who believed in the liminal space between consciousness and dreams. And it worked.
I’ve read about lucid dreaming before, but I never actually went ahead and tried the mental exercises they recommend to achieve a lucid dreaming state, but then it never occurred to me that I go use lucid dreaming to have sex with my favorite dead celebrities. #gamechanger
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