Sex News: Asa Akira, Sex With Van, & Madam Figures Out Internet

Asa Akira wins the internet. In more ways than one…

• How Starring In Porn Saved My Life (Kinkly)

PORN SAVED MY LIFE. In saying this, I know the odds are already stacked against me. “What a lie,” one might say. “That’s what she tells herself to make it all OK,” he might dismiss. “Definitely an exaggeration,” she might scoff.

They’d all be wrong.

I’ll admit that the statement goes against the common narrative we hear so often regarding the porn industry. And, of course, it’s not everyone’s story. But it is mine.

Here’s the proof. Here are five ways that porn, yes, PORN, saved my life.

Asa Akira is too cool.

• Ohio man arrested after trying to have sex with a van (NBC4i)

Officers put him in the back of a police car and spoke with the woman who called police. She told them she saw the man standing near a parked van at 805 St. Nicholas Street. She went on to explain she saw Henson pull his shorts down and place his genitals in the front grill of the van that was parked on the street.

The woman said he did this for a while then appeared to pass out in a nearby yard. That’s when she called police.

Been there, done that.

• Sex workers have created the perfect method for keeping people honest online (Quartz)

If you work at Goldman Sachs in a major US city and you want to be tied up by a woman and then have sex with her, there’s a good chance you’ll first have to speak to Rita.

She’ll insist on calling your office, speaking to the switchboard operator, and being patched through to your desk. Then she will want to check out your profile on the company website and LinkedIn. She’ll demand you send her message from your work email, and require a scan of either your passport or driver’s license.

And you will comply.

Rita’s business is an online brothel that specializes in bondage and kink, and offers an essential customer-vetting service for sex workers. She is a madam, but for the electronic era. And the fact that her business exists at all offers a key insight into the future of trust and jobs in the technology-driven 21st century.

The internet will never be a safe place.

 

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