A very wise post from my aunt on Instagram once said “comparison is the thief of joy.” While this quote probably has more noble origins than a 40-year-old woman who likes to edit inspirational quotes over blurry pictures of Minions, it still rings true.
Comparing your boring life to that of some high-powered sexual deviants will never end well. Especially when those deviants are so confident in their sexual adventures that they laugh off the criticism their lifestyle draws from jealous prudes.
This is precisely the attitude an English couple had when they walked into a Domino’s in Leeds to order a pizza. After placing their order, the pair started fooling around before engaging in full-on sexual intercourse just feet away from the employees preparing their food.
The horny and hungry couple would have gotten away with these public fucking shenanigans if not for the security footage that went viral. Hmph!
After video of the daring duo spread around the internet, 28-year-old Daniella Hirst and 31-year-old Craig Smith were quickly identified. When confronted about the video by reporters, the pair had a pretty simple response: “We love having sex in weird places!”
According to the couple who have been hot-and-heavy for a few months, having risky sex in public is something everyone does and anyone who criticizes them is “fucking boring.”
Though they agree they got a bit carried away when some innocent fondling at Domino’s turned into full on sex, the couple regrets nothing. They both consider themselves to be open-minded about sex and enjoy the thrill of having it in public. Daniella and Craig also stated that banging in public is something people just do.
Y-yeah… everyone is doing it.
As a result of their pizza shop tryst going viral, the couple fears they may face criminal charges for public indecency. However, they’ve also become local heroes for their risky sexual act and have received a lot of support from friends and strangers alike.
In a social media post aimed at critics, Daniella wrote “Rule number 1, never waste ya boyfriend’s boner and always opt for stuffed crust.” Now THAT’S a quote I’d like to see on a sassy Minion meme.
Image: Britney Brooks in Pussy Backed Pizza by Brazzers
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