There are lot of reasons to swallow sperm, but only one that really matters to Lola Byrd. Scroll to the end to find out, what’s the number one reason why I swallow cum. #SLURP.
10. It lowers blood pressure:
Yeah, that would probably cause a hike in blood pressure as far as I’m concerned, but it’s been shown that swallowing on a regular basis actually reduced high blood pressure. The more you know .
9. It prevents morning sickness:
Unless the idea of tiny jizz soldiers marching down your throat makes you want to puke.
It sounds like fake science, but psychologist Gordon Gallup says swallowing the sperm of the dude who impregnated you will help build up tolerance with the semen that is growing a baby in your body.
8. You can cook with it:
Yum, semen flan!
Just because you can cook with it, does it mean you have to?
7. It’s an anti-aging agent:
Why pay hundreds of dollars for face creams when you can just ask some stranger to jizz on your face?!
Zinc to the rescue, semen contains zinc, which is has anti-aging properties. Go forth and get facials!
6. It prevents tooth decay:
If this is what my dental hygienist/dentist looked like I would go get a cleaning every 6 months instead of once a year.
Cause it contains ish like calcium and zinc semen can prevent tooth decay.
5. It cures insomnia:
This is what insomnia looks like.
Semen contains melatonin, which is known to put people to sleep. IT’S TRUE, it induced relaxation!
4. It’s a natural antidepressant:
That girl looks happy.
According to a study done by evolutionary psychologists at the State University of New York exposure to semen makes women less likely to be depressed.
3. It’s a multivitamin:
Ewwwwwwww! This reminds me of a HORRIBLE story I heard as a teenager. But for realz, though, sperm contains lots of vitamins:
One teaspoon of semen contains over 200 proteins. It also contains a ton of vitamins and minerals, including vitamin C, calcium, chlorine, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, vitamin B12, and zinc.
Bonus: These are the only two that matter courtesy of Lola’s brain.
2. Spitting is for quitters:
If Christians says it’s true, there’s really no arguing.
1. It’s hot!
As far as I’m concerned that’s the only reason anyone needs.
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