Tuesday, March 7, 2017

Sex News: Facebook Censorship, Lipstick Vagina Glue, & Mia Khalifa Promises Trump Voters BJs

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I have so many feelings about this weeks roundup of sex news. SO. MANY. FEELINGS.

On Tuesday, Facebook decided to block a video advertisement, stating that the ad violated their guidelines around sexual content.

However, the ad was merely for a collection of artwork to be auctioned off and the “sexual content” was actually a piece of artwork.

Mossgreen, the auction house in Australia who’s behind the ad, has spoken out against Facebook’s ban. Mossgreen’s chief executive, Paul Summer, told The Guardian, “I can’t quite believe it, to be honest. I feel I’m not living in the 21st century. It’s like Facebook are living in the 1950s.”

The specific piece of art in question is “Women Lovers” by Charles Blackman. The piece features two nude women laying next to each other. One of the women’s breasts is exposed, but all other genitalia are not.

I like this painting.

Facebook is stupid.

Hey, menstruators of the world! Are you looking for a product that is both horrifying and totally ineffective? Well, a Kansas chiropractor may have just what you need!

Introducing Mensez “Feminine Lipstick!” A “lipstick” that just straight-up glues your labia shut so that none of that icky menstrual fluid can get out!

Daniel Dopps‘ patent for the product was just published last month, and it suggests that he truly believes that this product can totally revolutionize the menstrual marketplace and be swiftly scooped up by Procter & Gamble or Kimberly-Clark or some other company that makes and markets “feminine hygiene” products.

The way Mensez works is that you just slide it on and then walk around with your labia stuck together all day until you have to pee, at which point your urine unsticks the glue and all your menstrual fluid just comes out along with your pee. (You know, because both of those things come from the same opening.)

Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God.

Porn star Mia Khalifa was one of the few women in “entertainment” that actually supported new president Donald Trump, even going so far as to make a major promise to those who supported him as well.

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Mia said she didn’t want people to vote for a ‘criminal’, so she offered everyone who voted for Trump a blow job as well. We guess they really thought she’d be a master at oral, cause he’s now the next president of the United States.

IT’S ALL HER FAULT!

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