My wife fucked me in an alley on Sunday night. We had gone out for drinks with a few friends and it was my turn to be designated driver. I chugged H2O all night long while she sipped on craft beers and made conversation with a few strangers. One of these strangers was interested in getting busy but was wary of my wife’s wedding ring. She was polite about it and everything, and said that she didn’t want to step on anyone’s toes.
She pointed me out across the bar and said that I was 100% OK with getting the numbers of strangers because I’m pretty much the best wife ever and it turns me on to think about her fingers being knuckle deep inside someone other than myself.
Marriage is bliss, I tell you.
When we were ready to leave, I held her hand and she asked me if I wanted to fuck.
I mean…yes? Yes is usually the answer to that question.
She pushed me back onto the brick wall of the small alley behind the bar. The street lights were on, but you could barely see us from the street. I’m sure of this because I double checked as we were walking away, after her fingers were sticky with my cum.
You should really try to be aware of your surroundings when you are doing dirty deeds in public, especially if it’s somewhere you’ve never been before.
Like SPACE!
There’s a whole lot of research going on right now behind the scenes to see what space sex would be like. I mean, if we’re going to be able to travel to other parts of the universe Battlestar Galactica style (can I get a Fuck Yes for some Starbuck fuckery please? I’d be so into that. #KaraThraceForever) we’re going to have to come up with a way to get off while we’re flying through the stars.
I don’t necessarily need to know how to make space babies, but I’d like the human race to continue to exist, so other people making them is probably a really, really good idea.
There was a married couple that went up into space together, but everyone says that they didn’t do it.
I’m going to call shenanigans on that one.
If you are the FIRST married couple to be shot up in a rocket ship, you’re going to try to get a little frisky when you’re not on the clock. There is zero chance that you’re going to be able to convince me otherwise. It would totally be for science!
Sure your splooge would fly all over the place and it would be hard to contain after the money shot. But I feel like that would be half the fun.
My cum guzzling former self would be playing Pac Man with the droplets until every one had disappeared down my throat.
Are you Peepz excited about sex in space? What do you think it will be like? Let me know in the comments or hit me up on twitter.
Source: CNET
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