I drink beer for a lot of very specific reasons, the most notable being to signal to other adults that I’m ready to have a good time. My usually preference is Bud Light because it doesn’t taste like anything and opening one immediately makes me feel like I’m in a Toby Keith music video. Beer snobs may scoff at it, but that doesn’t stop them from reaching into my cooler and taking a few of them. After all, at the bottom line the purpose of beer is to get you drunk.
Thanks to an English brewing company based in Dorset, however, that may soon change.
The Cerne Abbas Brewery has introduced a beer infused with watercress, a pungent edible aquatic plant with a peppery taste. The green leafy superfood is rich in vitamins A, B, C and E and is also associated with increased virility. The earthy kick added to the beer by its presence is suggested to boost one’s sex drive according to the brewery.
With the well documented “Beer Goggles” effected associated with standard brews, adding a potentially potent boner inducer to the equation is an intriguing venture.
Dubbed Watercress Warrior, the beer is a collaboration between its brewer and The Watercress Company, a specialist in the nutrient packed superfood. According to one of their employees, “watercress is a fabulous health food packed full of vitamins and nutrients that help boost fertility. The ale itself is delicious, it’s very fruity with a peppery kick.”
This sounds less a more natural alternative to another kind of erection brew we read about a while back.
Bestherbs Coffee LLC was notable for marketing a brand of coffee advertised as being a male sex enhancer. Rather than messing around with naturally occurring plant compounds, they decided to just infuse their coffee with a chemical “structurally similar” to the active ingredient of Viagra. After realizing the mixture of caffeine and drugs that mess with blood pressure was a lawsuit waiting to happen, the company pulled their boner coffee from the market.
Meanwhile Cerne Abbas’ Watercress Warrior is still available for £3.00 a bottle for those of you in the UK. If you happen to appreciate the bitter bite of watercress, then it’s certainly worth a try.
Consider it an added benefit if it also gets you in the mood for drunken beer sex.
Via irishpost.com
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