As a well-documented foot fetishist with a penchant for cryptids, I can really get behind Bigfoot erotica. While I may not necessarily enjoy it or be patient enough to masturbate to e-books, I appreciate that it exists. However, if I did enjoy the occasional romantic PDF featuring a big, sexy, barefoot primate that roams the forest I certainly wouldn’t tell anyone about it- especially my political enemies.
Keeping your taste in erotic fiction genres a secret was the lesson learned by the Republican candidate for the House of Representatives in Virginia. The woman’s taste in erotica was exposed by her Democrat opponent who accused her of being a “devotee of Bigfoot erotica.”
While some of us are aware of this niche genre of erotic storytelling, for the uninitiated voter to not only find out Bigfoot may actually exist but also have his own porn was a huge shock to the system. Curious for answers they turned to the internet’s most trusted source for political fact checking. Pornhub!
When the House of Representatives candidate mentioned Bigfoot erotica on July 30th it caused a huge interest in Bigfoot porn that didn’t escape the gaze of our favorite sexy, albeit small footed statisticians at Pornhub Insights.
Prior to the mentioning of Bigfoot erotica in the news, the average daily searches for Bigfoot porn remained fairly consistent. After July 30th things started to quickly peak up reaching over 8000% more searches than normal. Yikes!
In Virginia specifically, potential voters were 38% more likely to search for bigfoot on Pornhub than the national average. You really can’t buy that kind of voter engagement. Frankly if I lived in the Old Dominion I’d probably be inclined to cross party lines and vote Republican just because of all this. Aside from not wanting to reward someone for kink shaming, I’m also impressed with how much patience it must take to get off on reading a story about Bigfoot and big hairy dick.
For a more in depth look at how this and other political faux pas effected internet porn traffic around the world, head over to Pornhub Insights and read more.
Image: Misha Cross in Hide and Cock Seek by Brazzers
from Peeperz https://ift.tt/2PcGoaN
via IFTTT
No comments:
Post a Comment