I’m down for cum eating. As long as you don’t eat a diet of straight up asparagus and black coffee, I’m probably down to take a taste of what happens to be dripping out of your dick. My only rule is that you tell me when you’re about to blow because I like a little bit of warning before my throat gets coated with splooge.
It’s just common courtesy, you know?
Plenty of people love to eat cum as long as it’s presented to them consensually. Serving someone your spunk without their knowledge is definitely not the right way to get kinky, especially if it’s done out of spite.
A sixty-two-year-old man named Robert Tyson is being charged with misdemeanor battery because his cum “ended up” in his boss’ coffee mug. By “ended up,” I mean that he angrily jacked off his cock into a specimen container, snuck into her office, dropped a jizz bomb into her cup and then because he wasn’t cool with the way she was running the ship.
That’s super gross, Peepz.
The Florida man (yeah…I know, sorry Sunshine State…I love your theme parks and vacation within you often, but your natives are always coming up in the craziest perverse news stories) then confessed his dirty deed to Human Resources in an email because he was repulsed with himself.
He wrote, “I put a couple of drops of semen in her water. Yes, semen. Why semen? Why put anything at all in there? I-DO-NOT-KNOW!!! I-JUST-DO-NOT-KNOW!!!”
I mean, my guess is that he feels superior as a man and wanted his female boss to consume his jizz to psychologically prove his superiority both in the bedroom and in the office….
But I only took Psychology 101 in college so I mean, that’s just a guess.
Don’t spitefully feed your jizz to people. That seems logical? If you’ve got the notion that you are going to jizz into a cup and then slip it into the coffee cup of one of your coworkers…don’t. Shoot me a DM on twitter instead and I’ll talk you the fuck out of that behavior.
Here’s a bukkake clip from PornHub because all this cum guzzling talk has me feeling thirsty.
Image: Britney Shannon in Whatever the Boss Wants by Brazzers
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