Dick Pic Tricks

One of my Internet friends is a filmmaker. Not porno movies, honestly interesting movies that are sometimes sexy but all of the time interesting. Over the years, we’ve had many interesting conversations and this weekend, we talked about dick pics.

I am not a fan of penis pictures being sent to me. You know how there are beautiful social media influencers out there that take the time to check the lighting and angles before they send their pictures out into cyberspace? Very few men actually go through a beautification check before snapping pics of their cock. There is no story to it…no imagination

I don’t get turned on when someone shows me who they are and how attractive they feel. My attraction to someone else has 85% to do with their own self-confidence. That’s my trigger. Hot people exude hotness…not cockiness, mind you…Cocky narcissistic people can go fuck themselves, or other people. They are definitely not fucking me.

If I’m having a good day and I feel sexy, you can totally see it in my eyes…Same goes for dudes, but if all you’re taking a picture of is your penis at a downward angle, it’s boring and I’m not interested.

I want to see your whole body. Set that camera up with a timer, pick an interesting background and start taking nudes! Foggy mirrors after a shower are an excellent place to strut your stuff. Fully cleaned off and ready to get down and dirty, a strategically placed towel can make for just enough suggestive sexiness to drive me wild. You don’t need to flex your muscles, suck in your gut or do anything to “make yourself look better.” All that is fake bullshit.

I want to see you…who you really…That is when you are at your sexiest.

I’m a sucker for packaging and marketing in all aspects of my life. Sexy pictures are definitely in the same bag. Give me interesting…show me something that I’ve never ever seen before. Pull some creativity out of your ass, that’s how to take a cock pic.

But don’t ever send one of those suckers to someone who hasn’t asked for it. The quickest way to get yourself blocked and ignored is by sticking your dick in my eye. There are cocks that I am absolutely interested in seeing…and when I’m in the mood to see them, I let it be known.

How do you take a good cock pic? Inquiring minds want to know, my Peepz. Give me your best tips in the comments below, or slide into my DMs on twitter and give me your best tips.

Source: Cosmo

Image: Ella Nova in Nasty Nuru by Brazzers

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