Listen, you should 100% read this post all the way to the end. I posted a super sexy cupid clip all the way down on the bottom. The blowjob noises are amazing, and that should be incentive enough for you to stay.
However…
PORNHUB PREMIUM IS FREE TODAY!!!!!
It’s literally the gift that keeps on giving and won’t give up on you until you are completely spent. That’s hours, Peepz. 24 hours of free access to all the porn that you can possibly handle.
My wife and I give each other “Love Socks” every year for Valentine’s Day. What are love socks, you ask? Love socks are just socks with something silly printed on them. Last year I gave her “Pizza My Heart,” socks. This year, I couldn’t find any actual Valentine’s Day socks, so I got her a pair with llamas, racoons and sloths on them. Our ridiculous sentiment to each other completely makes sense in our relationship. We don’t really take Valentine’s Day seriously because we fucking love each other every day of the year.
You know what we do take seriously though?
Our porn.
In addition to Pornhub Premium being free for the day, the head pervs in charge have decided to set up a two day pop-up shop in New York City. Asa Akira and other adult stars will be there to promote the brand and sign perverts like you and I up for one free year of Pornhub premium with every purchase.
That’s right, every single purchase at the Pornhub pop up gets you one free year of Pornhub Premium.
It’s a crazy good deal for crazy good porn.
The shop is located in the Lower East Side, at 91 Allen Street.
I’m going to swing through on my way home from work and probably meet up with my wife for dinner as long as the line for the pop-up is manageable. I have a feeling that it’s going to be wrapped around the block by the time I get there though.
It will totally be worth it to get my hands on some heart shaped Pornhub merch. I kinda can’t wait.
As promised, here’s a hot Brazzers clip from Nicolette Shea where she plays the part of cupid and gags on some dick to celebrate love.
Are you celebrating the made up feast day with anyone special? Do you think you’ll be getting lucky tonight? I’d also like to add that masturbation totally counts as getting lucky.
Let me know if you’re planning on swinging through the Pornhub pop-up tonight. Maybe I’ll let you buy me a pretzel, if you’re lucky.
Source: Forbes
Image: Layton Benton in Valentine’s Day Whorer Story by Brazzers
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