My, “Perverse Australian BFF who I’d go back to men for,” (no I wouldn’t, he made me write that) sent me an article over twitter about his hometown of Colac in Australia. It’s a VERY small town, so when the news started reporting that there was a COVID outbreak due to a swinger’s party that happened in August, everyone knew exactly whose house the party was at.
He had a hilariously uncomfortable conversation with his dad about the party and I need to share it with you (with his permission, of course).
So, because it’s Colac, of course my Dad knew whose place the sex party was at. In his words, “I wouldn’t have gone but it would have been nice to get an invite,”
I responded with a long winded OH MY GOD
Plus!
“Yeah, Colac used to have that scene with the keys, or you’d take a shoe from the pile…” I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THE SHOE BUSINESS AND THAT IS TOO SPECIFIC!
This is what happens when the media invades small towns to report on a sexually charged topic in the middle of a pandemic.
The party itself took place on August 29th. Police were notified of the soiree after contact tracing made it evident that someone at the party brought COVID-19 into the mix. The owners of the home were fined a bunch of money and now have a bunch of shame and guilt to deal with.
I’ll tell you what, Peepz…
I miss going to BDSM munches and parties. This summer, all of the kink festivals that I usually go to were canceled. It was a huge bummer, but you know what? I haven’t gotten sick yet and that’s mostly because I’m a complete freak about wearing my personal protective equipment, social distancing and washing my damn hands.
This fall, COVID is going to be the new Salem Witch Trials and we need to be as vigilant as we can possibly be to get this virus under control. I don’t give a fuck if you’re tired of not going out all the time. If you’re in a shitty home situation (and I mean…I’m living with my ex wife, so I feel you) then find socially distanced ways to get out of the house when you can.
Right now, we’re bored and going stir crazy, I know. It will all be worth it in the long run though…Cheers to 2022, am I right?
Source: News Australia
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