Four French Quarter Clubs Busted For Prostitution

Getting older has drastically changed how I approach partying. In college when I would go out there wasn’t a lot of thought behind it, it was just a matter of having enough money. Now that I’m a slightly older adult, things have become more complicated.

Staying up past midnight requires a lot of planning. A genetic predisposition to diabetes and awareness of my calorie intake can make a night out difficult when busy bartenders don’t have time to talk to me about low sugar mixers. Though I have substantially more money than I did when I was in school, going out and getting plastered is a rare treat.

In other words, going out as an adult is a big deal and it comes with higher expectations for a good time.

When you only cut loose a few times a year you’re going to need a few guarantees. While college students who go out every weekend may be ok with a night out being a dud, adults want to make sure they’re going to have a good time. That’s where drug dealers and prostitutes come into play.

However, as 4 clubs in New Orleans’ French Quarter found out, offering these amenities in your business carries a heavy risk.

The Big Easy isn’t just a location for Mardi Gras parties. It’s a year-round party destination for adults all over the country looking to have a good time. Like every other city where drinking is the primary attraction, it’s also heavily associated with hookup culture. People going to the French Quarter to party are trying to get laid and the best way to guarantee that is to pay for sex.

Unfortunately, that’s illegal in the United States. For allowing prostitutes to work in their clubs amongst other infractions, Stilettos, Hustlers Barely Legal, Hunks Oasis and Ricks Cabaret have been hit with heavy fines. At least nobody was lured into a booby trap.

The last time we read about someone using nudity to do illegal things in New Orleans, a woman attempted to rob an Uber driver using her breasts as bait. She summoned the man and requested he come to her door which she then answered naked. After accepting the invitation into her home, the driver was attacked by the woman’s boyfriend who tried to rob the victim at knife point.

Though the four clubs busted in a raid by The Louisiana Office of Alcohol and Tobacco Control weren’t doing anything this devious, for promoting prostitution, lewd acts, and illegal drug activity they had their liquor licenses suspended.

For clubs in one of the country’s busiest party destinations that’s a pretty heavy blow.

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Getting Your Girl to Watch Porn with You: A How Not-To Guide

Knowing that I’m part of that relatively rare breed of women who actually enjoys watching hardcore porn (um… some hardcore porn, that is), male friends of mine often ask for advice on how to approach the subject with their own girlfriends and wives, as though I might have some magic insight into the question because I have the same kind of genitals as their significant others.

The truth is, I have no secret or special techniques for how to start that potentially awkward (or worse) conversation, but I can and do give guys tips on how not to broach the subject, tips that are indeed grounded in my gender’s general perspective on sexuality and taste – and, crucially, lack of the latter of those two things.

First, the best way to approach the subject is “directly but verbally.” In other words, don’t just jump up out of bed one evening, announce that you have a “surprise” for your girl, then fire up a scene from Throat-Gagged Cum Whores Vol. 7. Before you even contemplate pulling porn up on the screen, you need to make sure the idea isn’t completely, inalterably repulsive to your lady friend. How do you do that? Well, I know this is going to sound awful, but… you have to actually talk to her about it, first.

The best way to bring it up is pretty directly, but not quite as directly as simply piping up with “Hey, want to watch some porno with me?” out of the blue one day. Instead, approach the subject in crablike fashion; maybe mention that you read somewhere recently that more women are watching porn these days than ever before (which is probably bullshit, but also sounds like something that might reasonably come out of a study at some west coast university with a name that ends in “Polytechnic”) and ask your girl if she has ever watched porn. If her response boils down to “No, and only a sick-fuck asshole would ever ask me to do so,” it’s probably best to just let the issue die, right then and there.

If you establish that she’s curious about porn, or open to the idea, then you just might be in business. You’ll have to judge for yourself as to whether it’s best to push ahead with the subject right then and there (possibly depending on whether you’re in your living room at the time, or sitting across the table from her at an IHOP) or bring it back up later, but at least you’ll know she’s not going to leap up and gouge your eyes out with her thumbs when the subject does come up again.

The next step is figuring out what to watch – or try to watch – with your girl, once you’ve settled that she’s OK with it. Again, the ideal way to go is to find out what she’s open to before you try it. The process of selecting something to watch together can be pretty fun, in itself. Personally, my catty side comes out in that situation, and I have fun being hypercritical of things like snaggleteeth or fucked up looking feet on women who are, admittedly, pretty hot.

What you do NOT want to do is spring the wrong kind of porn on your girl. If you are looking for an efficient means of getting your lady to dump you on the spot, sudden and unsolicited exposure to the works of Max Hardcore should do the trick, but if you actually want her to watch – and enjoy watching – the porn, don’t immediately reach for the nastiest gonzo porn you can find.

It’s also probably best not to start with girl-girl stuff, unless you’ve established that your GF is bisexual or bi-curious. Think of it this way: would you want to watch gay porn with her? No? Then what makes you think she wants to watch a woman eat pussy any more than you’d want to watch a guy suck cock? This might seem like common sense, but I’ve had two guys spring girl-girl on me, on the theory that I’d find it “less threatening” that hetero hardcore. (To give you an idea of how accurate that theory was, those two motherfuckers both spent the night on the couch….)

The bottom line here is that the more you communicate with your girl about the subject first, the more smooth and enjoyable the experience will be throughout. It’s hard for you guys, I know, but asking questions and then actually listening to what she says is the key here. Also, keep in mind that the odds are pretty good that your girl doesn’t want to watch any kind of porn, even if it stars Brad Pitt, and he spends the whole time nailing a woman who looks exactly like her. Many women just don’t dig the porno, and you have to respect that fact and resign yourself to the fact that any porn watching you’re going to be doing will be by yourself. Either that, or resign yourself to spending every damn night on the couch.

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Man Arrested For Running Brothel Out Of Retirement Community

I’ve noticed a startling new trend sweeping the nation. It’s not teens eating Tide pods or millennials ruining some outdated industry- it’s far more dangerous than that.

People are running brothels out of retirement communities with alarming frequency in the United States. This is almost as shocking as the logical conclusion that other retirees are probably their main customers.

After watching several older family members retire and face new kinds of financial hardships, I can kind of see where the problem comes from. Fixed incomes in an unstable economy can make for extremely tight budgets. With prices increasing faster than cost of living adjustments, some retirees may be forced to find other ways of making money.

Running a brothel out of your home can be a lucrative temptation and as one man from Ocean County, New Jersey found out, selling drugs from the same premises can be even more rewarding… until he got caught.

47-year-old Jason Scala was arrested after police discovered he was dealing cocaine out of his home in the Berkley Township retirement community. After residents complained about the high volume of cars visiting his residence at all hours, police obtained enough evidence to get a warrant. After he was raided they discovered he was not only operating a crack house, but also a brothel.

We previously read about a similar case where two men from Massachusetts were picking up drug addicts and forcing them into prostitution in a different retirement community. Not only were these men arrested for possessing drugs and promoting prostitution, they also faced some human trafficking charges. Given the similarities between this case and the one in New Jersey, could be facing an epidemic? Perhaps.

In addition to the prostitution and operating a drug house, Scala was also offering illegal tattoos. That’s three illegal businesses in one building!

I don’t know what line of work Scala retired from to end up in such a community at the tender age of 47, but it sounds like he was very industrious before turning to a life of crime. Maybe he has a political future in New Jersey.

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ICE Agent Sends Unwanted Sexual Texts, Federal Secrets To Anchor

One of the ways to measure the size of a city is to completely ignore any census data and watch their local news. The bigger a market is the more revenue available to their network television affiliates. This is directly reflected by the quality of their news production and the on-air talent they can afford.

Coincidently it also determines how attractive their news anchors are.

Sex sells and nobody knows that better than your local television companies. With several channels scrambling to cover the same handful of stories, viewership and advertising money can come down to the likability of the on-air talent. News anchors come in two distinct categories: the affable old man with a catch phrase and the most attractive journalist willing to live in your city.

These local television personalities often become celebrities that garner a small following of admirers. Unfortunately, these passionate news viewers can tank things too far and prevent journalists from doing their jobs.

This is what one anchor from KAKE-TV in Wichita, Kansas found out when a local Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent became infatuated with her. When the man started bombarding her with unwanted sexual advances she had a hard time letting her know that was one romance she would rather keep on ice.

Beautiful women with moderate public visibility are no strangers to unwanted attention from men. However, when Deb Farris began receiving excessive messages from ICE agent Andrew Pleviak, things got a little bit more intense than a few lewd text messages.

Farris initially contacted the agency while investigating a story and exchanged contact information with Pleviak. Afterwards he continued communicating with her, offering not only sensitive government information from his job but lewd and sexual messages. Maybe he thought his dick pics would be news worthy.

By the time Farris went to the cops about the harassment Pleviak had sent her 100s of messages that were inappropriate in one way or another. Between the victim being a public figure with the backing of a news organization and the accused being a federal agent leaking sensitive information, ICE had no choice but to step in. Pleviak was arrested and his phone was confiscated though he admitted to deleting some of the messages he had sent Farris.

The Department of Homeland Security released a statement apologizing for their agent’s actions but were rather vague if Pleviak would face any punishment. I guess revealing government secrets to impress a girl you like while also sending her unwanted sexual text messages might not be enough to get you fired from a federal agency.

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Oh Sure, Now You Tell Me: the Practical Advantages of Promiscuity

Like most women, I grew up with the myriad benefits and importance of monogamy being drummed into my head. Don’t take multiple sexual partners; that makes you a slut. Don’t “play the field;” find one guy who is just right, and stick with him despite his lack of personal hygiene, inability to dress himself properly, the inhuman smells he leaves behind in the bathroom, or any number of other obvious failings, like I’m the protagonist in some Tammy Wynette lyric.

Hell, for a long while now, there has even been a scientific argument for monogamy (on the part of women, anyway) rooted in the notion that monogamous women experience more reproductive success (if not more orgasms) than do promiscuous ones.

Naturally, I paid very little attention to any such arguments while I was in college, where I fucked essentially anything that moved, and at least a few things that didn’t – like Joe Malstead, who thought his only responsibility during coitus was to lay there looking at the ceiling as I bounced around on his dick doing all the work, while he kept his eyes closed and alternated between invoking the name of Jesus and cursing a blue streak, with the occasional praise for the tightness of my vagina thrown in for good measure.

Of course, my goal back then was not exactly “reproductive success,” as evidenced by the fact that I took the pill, insisted on my partners using condoms and used the rhythm method, just in case. Honestly, I was just out looking for a good time, generally unsuccessfully, because – let’s face it – most college boys don’t have the first clue how to please a woman, and seem to think the only thing their tongue is good for is telling dreadfully uninteresting stories about themselves.

When I had to defend my slutty ways back then, and answer the question “Why do you sleep with so many guys?” my rebuttal generally boiled down to “Because fuck you, that’s why.” While I didn’t much care about being judged or derided by my peers, it did irk me that I didn’t have a better comeback, some witty observation or pertinent bit of information, like this one, based on hard science involving monkey sex.

As it turns out, “females in many primate species, humans included, engage in a diversity of sexual strategies to enhance their overall reproductive success.” That’s one way of putting it, I suppose – and it sure sounds a lot brainier and more erudite than “I shop for penises like shoes; it takes a while to find one that fits just right.”

Now all we need is a study showing that there’s some advantage to fucking a bevy of fellas even if you have no intention of experiencing reproductive success, and young women like the one I was in college will have a ready-made justification for their slutting around that they can conjure up on their smartphones as needed to fend off prudish critics, and we’ll be all set.

For example, I would love to hear word from UCLA that giving guys blowjobs during movies increases one’s IQ. Among other things, such data would go a long way in explaining why I struggled with Freshman Comp, but absolutely aced my 500-level literary analysis course just a few years later….

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Former Barney Actor Has New Career As Sex Guru

I have a really good friend who for years hid the fact that she earned a decent living giving people hand jobs as an independent masseuse. Her erotic massages were advertised as performance art but those aware of the craft knew full well she would be rubbing her oily body on them until they achieved a “full release.”

In the years since this reveal I’ve asked her a lot of questions about her work and I’ve come to learn a lot about erotic massages and the people who give them… Like Barney the Dinosaur?

The affable purple dinosaur wasn’t a part of my childhood, but I do remember the years he dominated popular culture. Barney and Friends’ repetitive songs and light-hearted message caused him to be adored by children and hated by any in earshot who had already experienced puberty. However, I hadn’t thought about Barney in years until I read the man behind the costume is now a tantric sex guru.

David Joyner didn’t voice the character, but he did put on the giant purple suit and dance around while Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato sang songs about apples and bananas. Now the 54-year-old makes a living as a spiritual adviser, sex guru, and erotic masseuse. He accomplishes all three of these by having sex with his clients but “tantric sex guru” sounds a lot nicer than calling yourself a male prostitute.

Though prostitution is illegal in the United States, offering erotic massages falls into a grey area. Even though everyone knows there’s going to be orgasms involved, as long as you don’t explicitly advertise it nobody seems to be the wiser. Though these ads tend to use phrases like “full release” that imply sexual gratification, masseuses and even massage parlors manage to avoid arrest by being careful.

If two consenting adults are engaging in the exchange of a massage for money, who’s to say a crime has been committed if someone gets jerked off with an oily armpit or two? Certainly not me, and certainly not Barney the Dinosaur.

Always known as being a very spiritual man, Joyner says he has been running his tantric massage business since 2004. He currently has about 30 clients whom he charges about $350 for a session that includes rituals, massages, and orgasms. He also revealed in an interview that he met most of his clients through Tinder and prefers not to use a condom as they “block the energy” exchanged during sex.

If his work makes people’s lives better and he happens to get paid for having raw energy sex with women on Tinder, then frankly I’m just impressed as I am jealous.

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When A Dildo Is Not Really A Dildo

As a kid, I used to sit around reading the Guinness Book of World Records with true fascination. I was just as engaged by the occasional crazy pictures (particularly the ones featuring beards of bees and mouthfuls of cigarettes) as I was the records themselves.

Even when fully in the throes of my Guinness obsession though, there were always records which irritated me, ‘accomplishments’ I thought were nothing more than a cheap means of getting into the book, but which didn’t seem to me the sort of thing which deserved recognition next to things I considered legitimate records – like the fastest time in the 100 meter footrace, tallest known humans or the largest number of people ever to simultaneously brush their teeth.

In part, what bothered me is certain objects and feats are no longer themselves, once they achieve a certain scale. The “world’s largest pizza,” for instance, is no pizza; it’s a parking lot covered in dough, sauce and cheese. Sorry guys, but if you can’t (and didn’t) cook it in a pizza oven, it’s not a pizza.

Real Dildos Serve A Purpose This Dildo Simply CAN’T
Over on HuffPo, there’s a recent article about what is believed to be the largest dildo ever made, a promotional object created by the aptly-named Pipedream Products.

“Two years ago, we made a wall of cocks featuring our product,” Nick Orlandino, Pipedream Chairman and CEO Nick Orlandino told HuffPo. “It was the hit of the show, so I was trying to figure out how to outdo myself.”

That’s brilliantly (if possibly accidentally) well put, Nick – because anybody who tries to insert that so-called “dildo” into any orifice will soon realize they’re trying to out-do themselves, if you catch my drift.

I mean, the problem with a 12’ 4”-tall dildo is pretty obvious, right? If not, let me spell it out: The only vagina big enough to accept such a creature belonged to a fictional woman who attacked California back in the late 50’s.

Put another way, when I think about things I’d like to be able to do with a dildo, barring the massive doors of Helm’s Deep to help withstand assault from a battering ram is not one of those things.

With all due respect to Orlandino and company, what they have created is not a dildo, it’s a sculpture of a dildo – and while it might be the biggest replica of a dildo ever created, it certainly isn’t the biggest phallic representation in history.

Porn Valley Has Nothing On Ancient Rome
If you’ve ever wondered why most porn is heavy on close-up shots of penetration, ejaculation and other opportunities to emphasize the male member, the answer is pretty simple: tradition.

Men have always been obsessed with their dicks, especially as a symbol of power and virility. The Romans called it fascinus, which was both the name of a God and the term for the “embodiment of the divine phallus,” as the Wikipedia description puts it.

Every so often, you’ll see a depiction of a fascinus spurting semen into a disembodied eyeball – symbolic of the phallus’ ability to ward off evil, allegedly, as opposed to being a classical predecessor to the facial cumshot so ubiquitous in the porn of today.

Speaking of looking back on all this from a modern standpoint, I suppose we can conclude one of two things about the magic phallus and its ability to combat evil: Either the divine phallus doesn’t regard sexually transmitted diseases as “evil,” or its magic power just isn’t very effective as an antibiotic.

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Colorado Cannabis Club Hosts First Weed And Sex Party

I’m not much of a marijuana smoker but if it becomes legal in New Jersey I may have to change my stance. I don’t refrain for any moral or ethnical reasons, I’m honestly just not cool enough for anyone to have ever offered me any. If anyone can walk into a dispensary and buy some ganja I’ll be out of excuses, though I will still have some reservations.

The thing that confuses me about the whole thing is what you’re supposed to do afterwards.

I already enjoy all my hobbies and the prospect of doing them while high doesn’t seem that appealing. Even drinking is only something I enjoy doing socially, and if I had to choose between the two I’d rather have a few drinks with friends than get high and watch Sponge Bob SquarePants while looking for some deeper meaning. However, a cannabis club in Colorado have cracked the code by hosting marijuana sex parties.

Now that’s something I could really get behind… or under. Maybe on top of. I’ll just play it by ear.

Jaymen Johnson, owner of the Speakeasy Vape Lounge and Cannabis Club, hosted the first sex party at his business earlier this year. Apparently, the local swingers and Colorado’s rapidly growing marijuana enthusiasts have been getting along very well and have been requesting that Johnson host an event where they can meet up and smoke each other’s bongs. Given what we know about the sexual habits of marijuana users this makes a lot of sense.

Earlier we read a study that suggested regular marijuana users have more sex. The results were based on a survey of more than 50,000 people and it was determined that both men and women who used cannabis daily had sex more often than those who refrained from the jazz cabbage. Though the study didn’t pinpoint an exact reason why this is true, maybe the people who attended the sex party at a cannabis club know the secret.

While the use and sale of marijuana is legal in Colorado, sex clubs still have quite a few restrictions. Johnson claims his weed n’ sex party at the Speakeasy Vape Lounge is completely legal because his business is permitted as a private club. All he did is supply the venue and the refreshments. If his members showed up and started having sex with each other after getting high then that’s their business.

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Bunny Ranch To Accept Bitcoin As Payment For Sex

Anyone who has used the internet in the last five years has probably heard of Bitcoins. I first read about the internet-based cryptocurrency five years ago when a friend suggested I purchase some at the rate of about 50 dollars apiece. Years later the value of the currency would multiply many times over and those same Bitcoins would have been worth $20,000.

I really should have bought some. C’est la vie.

Despite Bitcoins and other digital assets being all the rage, the fact of the matter is there isn’t a whole lot you can do with them until you sell them for regular money. When the value of single BTC started fluctuating by hundreds of dollars in a single day, many stores stopped accepting the currency as payment. With millions of people sitting on piles of cash they can’t spend, one business saw an opportunity.

The owner of America’s most famous brothel announced they would be accepting the world’s most famous cryptocurrency. Cool!

From what I have gathered by reading about Bitcoin over the hour before I wrote this post, most of them are being held by sweaty dudes surrounded by specialized computers. These Bitcoin millionaires have been sitting on troves of the currency, slaving over hot mining hardware and waiting for years to celebrate this very moment. What better demographic to openly invite to your house full of prostitutes.

If you, like me, were too stupid to buy into Bitcoin early you can always hope to get a job being a professional prostitute tester. While this may not be as satisfying as pioneering one of our generations biggest new financial markets and hiring high end escorts with your profits, getting paid to have sex with gorgeous German prostitutes to maintain quality control might be a close second.

It’s worth nothing that this probably isn’t the first time someone has used BTC as payment to get laid.

Before it was the talking point of every news story and talk show, Bitcoins were heavily associated with illegal exchanges on the dark web. With their heavy security and anonymous nature, transactions using cryptocurrencies are nearly impossible to trace back to their source making them perfect for doing illegal things, like buying sex in a country where prostitution is illegal.

However, now that you can use them to have sex in a totally legal way, those of you holding on to your BTC stockpiles can now relieve some stress associated with watching the value of your wallet fluctuate violently.

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AOC Shouts Out Sex Workers

People in my life know not to talk politics with me. I have some very big opinions about the way that the government in the United States does things. A lot of the issues that I care about aren’t discussed as freely as I would like, so I end up bringing things up during conversations that sometimes makes others feel uncomfortable.

I could give a fuck, honestly.

Sex worker’s rights are real rights and it’s a damn shame that we don’t talk about shit like this more often.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, or AOC, as she’s been nicknamed, has taken up the sex worker flag and is running with it. I AM HERE FOR THIS!!!

I read the New York Post article where they shamed an EMT for making an Only Fans. I made a conscious decision not to write about it because it’s really fucked up that these “news outlets” keep trying to shame people with what they pick up as a side hustle. If someone is willing to pay money to see parts of my body that I am 100% comfortable with showing them, it’s my damn business.

There is no shame in consensual sex work. ZERO shame. AOC took to twitter to say the same.

Sex work is work.

The federal gov has done almost nothing to help people in months. We must pass stimulus checks, UI, small biz relief, hospital funding, etc.

Keep the focus of shame there, not on marginalizing people surviving a pandemic without help. https://t.co/eYib7310Rs

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) December 16, 2020

We’re in the middle of a global pandemic. Salaries are being cut everywhere because companies can’t afford to pay their workers. If an EMT decides that she wants to take control of her own destiny and sell some provocative pictures on the Internet it’s her business. If you’re not OK with that I’m not sure why you’re reading my articles on a pro-sex site.

We shame sex workers by perceiving them as invisible until it’s time for them to get outed. We get outraged that someone “with so much promise” would post images of their body Online for everyone to see. But we never circle back around to wonder if the media outlets themselves should be shamed. Blackmailing people and extorting them as click bait is just about as fucked up as you can get.

Normalizing the way that we discuss sex work should really be on the tips of every politician’s tongue. If you’re going to participate in antics behind closed doors, then you should probably be OK with it out in the open. There is no shame in utilizing sex workers, there is no shame in sex workers making money for providing a service to the individuals that want their services. We force that shame upon them because of the puritanical ideals of society and it’s really time that stops.

Image: Jordan Pryce in Fucking to America by Brazzers

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Put Yourself Out There

When I became single earlier this year, I took to the dating apps to figure out what was up. Things have certainly changed in the last 8 years, but I was totally prepared to go on the hunt and find myself a new slice of sexual heaven to enjoy. OKCupid was my go to back in the day, but I ended up matching with a lot of the same people from back then, believe it or not.

Running into people that you already dismissed on dating apps is never a good look.

Now, everyone is swiping left and right. It seemed like a bit of a shallow way to go about doing things, but I was down. Very quickly I realized that it was going to be cake to get laid, if that was what I was looking for. I went on a few video dates with people and definitely had my share of cam sex, but the one thing that I was missing was someone who was really real and putting themselves out there.

Little known Harlot fact for you…I can see right through bullshit a mile away.

Megan Thee Stallion can too.

Hot Girl Meg has teamed up with Tinder for the #PYOTChallenge. She wants everyone to put themselves out there (that’s the PYOT) and really gives it their all.

Tinder will be giving away $10,000 to 10 different people based on their unapologetically real people.

Personality, creativity and originality are the criteria for the win, so I suggest you start snapping some shots and putting your best self forward. The contest ends December 31st so you better gear up and get your shit together!

What do you Peepz think about dating apps now? What are your favs to use vs what apps have you had the best luck on? Let me know in the comments below or slide into my DMs on twitter with your stories!

Source: Billboard

Image: Megan Thee Stallion Instagram

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Fap Along With Harlot: Wet and Puffy

I love a good vulva shot. There’s nothing that makes me as wet as seeing a defined set of pussy lips being spread open just a touch by a finger or two. So many porno afficianados agree with that particular statement so today, I’ve decided to pull a few clips from the Pornhub Channel Wet and Puffy for us to enjoy with each other.

These are all solo masturbation clips, so you’re going to be stimulating yourselves while they are taking care of business on their own as well. Are you Peepz ready for a good time? Grab your favorite jizz sock and let’s fap!

Tera Link is going to start us off the right way. She’s laying down on the bed in some red lingerie and shows us all the goods while she’s warming her body up. Her pink is soaked by the time she takes off her pretty lace panties and so was mine.

I die for ladies in red heels. I get entirely too creamy when a clip starts out with a hottie in heels and a corset, I swear. I love the naughty way that this brunette looks at the camera while she’s slowly getting herself off.

You are going to love the view that we get in this next clip. A purple vibrator splits the lips of Claudia Macc. She takes no mercy on herself as she plows through orgasm after orgasm for us.

Belle Claire is a beautiful ginger babe who knows exactly how to make herself feel good. She’s all revved up and ready to cum by the time that we get a seat at the table.

Every inch of Jessica Bell is delicious. She plays with her pussy while her extra long legs are outstretched and waiting to be spread wide open. A pair of chopsticks get to know her puffy puss intimately while we’re watching.

That’s all for this week, Peepz. I hope you enjoyed the show as much as I did. If you’d like a Fap Along list of your very own, let me know in the comments below or slide into my DMs on twitter with your ideas.

Image: Ryan Keely in Product Placement in Her Pussy by Brazzers

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Caught Pussy Eating on Zoom

There have been so many news stories this year about men being caught masturbating on zoom. I’ve literally exhausted my fingers writing so many articles about the topic. One of my favorite readers called me out on it a few weeks ago and I realized that enough is enough.

Except…

I found a news article about a female lawyer in Florida who was apparently dismissed when she was caught having oral sex performed on her during a Zoom call with an HOA association. Have you ever been to an HOA meeting? They are literally the most boring thing that I have ever been involved with in my life. My jerk neighbors complaining about the fact that the construction on their deck was stopped because they didn’t obtain the proper permits was definitely not the highlight of my pre-COVID spring of 2019.

If you want to get a little bit sneaky with the nookie in your home office and get your cum on while you can, I don’t see the harm. Especially if you can keep a straight face an no one sees your genitals.

It’s important to have a good work/life balance.

The video evidence of this scandalous Zoom meeting seems to be hidden in the depths of the Internet. Since consent and permission is a big deal to me, I’m not going to post the screen grabs that are available in the article linked below either. I will say that this really seems like a woman’s partner who was trying to spice up their at home working session with a little bit of frisky behavior and I am here for it. I can’t get mad at a woman who is interested in getting her clit licked. The guy should have been sneaking around a bit more carefully though, that’s for sure.

While I don’t think I’ve ever had sex with someone else during a video conference call, I have definitely sat on a vibrator or two. It’s like those Hysterical Literature clips. You have to sit there and keep a straight face while you’re paying attention to the words on a page you’re supposed to be reading. It’s really hard to do because you nearly have to disassociate your pleasure from your facial expressions and even your breath.

You’re going to have to click through on this clip to view it on YouTube because it’s age restricted, but here’s Stoya doing a reading while sitting on a Hitachi and attempting to keep a straight face.

What do you Peepz think about getting off while you’re working? Is it thrilling to you or do you leave work behind closed doors? Let me know in the comments below or slide into my DMs on twitter to discuss.

Source: Above the Law

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Sex Toys and Christmas Cookies

One of the YouTube channels that I can’t get enough of lately is Watts the Safeword. Mr. Kristopher and Amp are a kink friendly gay couple from Watts, California. They post hilariously educational videos a few times a week about life, the universe and everything.

In the video I want to share with you Peepz today, my favorite gays on YouTube make Christmas cookies using only sex toys. You need two teaspoons of vanilla extract? Measure it out with some nipple suckers. Sifting flour definitely requires the use of an athletic cup, right?

You Peepz know that I’m all about repurposing household items as sex toys, so why not switch it up and turn the beat around?

Btw, butt plugs make excellent hand mixing attachments when you push them into a drill.

Here’s the clip:

“Have sex before the food,” is the best advice that the Internet has given me this month.

“Don’t use Christmas Lights as bondage rope,” is probably the second best advice the internet has given me this month.

On top of this being hilariously entertaining, they also happen to be making one of my favorite types of Christmas cookies. My canes are usually dusted with broken up candy canes, rather than sugar, but it’s all the same stuff.

I can’t wait till I get into my new kitchen so I can get my holiday bake on.

What did you Peepz think about that video? Would you be cool with eating cookies that had been mixed with glass dildos or would it turn you off?

Let me know in the comments below or come over to twitter and get kinky with me.

Source and Image: Watt’s the Safeword on Twitter

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What’s Next in Sex

I look forward to January at the end of every year. The AVN awards always sync up with the Consumer Electronics Show (CES) which means that we’re going to learn all about the perviest of the pervy while examples of the newest technology are being debuted. This year, COVID has turned both events on its head, but that doesn’t mean that they aren’t going to happen.

CES has gone all digital this time around. Since technology is basically what is keeping us all together right now, I think it’s going to be awesome to see what new ideas some of the greatest minds in the world have come up with.

After a bit of a battle for inclusion, sex toys have been allowed on the CES floor for the past two years. There was controversy in 2019 when a start up owned by Lora DiCarlo was given an award for a vibrator and then the award was pulled when some fragile tech egos realized it could give a woman an orgasm. They called the vibrator “obscene” but she made a whole lot of noise and came back in 2020 with other inventions and a whole lot of company. You can’t say no to the sex industry and expect them not to push the doors down the next year

One innovation in sex tech that has me very curious is Virtual Reality. Craving human connection is something that so many people are struggling with right now and VR sex may be one of the answers. With an Oculous on, the rest of the world completely disappears and you’re able to focus on the virtual world in front of your eyes. I love the idea of experiencing something so real that I can’t tell the difference between what is right in front of you and what’s happening in the fantasy that you’re witnessing.

I’m really hopeful that someone will come up with a way to ACTUALLY simulate giving oral sex to a woman soon. I’ve tried so many toys that claim to be the latest craze in oral sex tech but they’ve all fallen sort…and most have looked kind of strange. Penis having people can mess around with sucking devices all they want, but what I’m looking for is a rhythmic tongue with some suction that teases me.

Speaking of teasing, the latest innovations in sex dolls and robots always seem to be on the horizon. From the old school 70s blow up doll that feels like you’re fucking a beach ball all the way through to the real doll and it’s competition, automated sexual aids that look like actual humans are always evolving. Wait till we make them look like Cylons…then we’re going to be in some real trouble.

What types of sex tech are you Peepz into? Is there any type of sex innovation that you’d like to see happen? Let me know in the comments below or slide into my DMs on twitter to discuss.

Source: Forbes

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Fap Along with Harlot: Under Construction

There’s a lot of work that has to be done on my home before I vacate the premises after my December 30th closing. Today, my girlfriend hung up a fire extinguisher in the kitchen and started deconstructing my library. Of all the things I’m going to miss about this house, my library is at the top of the list.

I’m currently covered with spackle and my fingers feel a bit gross on my keyboard. While my girlfriend isn’t an actual construction worker, she does look pretty fucking hot when she’s strapped up with her tool belt. That got me thinking about construction workers and how sexy it is to get dirty sometimes.

I’ve pulled 5 clips from Pornhub today that celebrate the intense sexuality that hot blooded construction workers have. From their strong hands to their undying need to cat call attractive people as they are walking by, it’s multiple levels of hotness as far as I’m concerned. If you Peepz are ready, let’s fap!

I’m going to start out with Teanna Trump paying off her debts owed with her sweet skills. Everyone lines up for a piece of ass and gets their fill of her mouth. My favorite part of the clip is actually the aftermath when she’s talking about how she randomly gives blowjobs to people on the weekends. Don’t jump out of this video after the pop shot, you’re going to want to hear her stories.

A few construction workers get picked up by the Fuck Team Five limo and get busy on their lunch break. Everyone trades dicks and holes until the satisfaction level is built all the way up to exploding.

When the landlady shows up on site to rip the construction team apart, she gets a taste of her own medicine and lands knee deep in cock. He starts off nicely, buy licking her cunt clean. Things get hardcore fast though, and she is bent over the couch taking every inch of what he has to give.

Construction workers outside are turning on the blonde in this clip. She takes her man upstairs to suck his balls dry. His cumshot is massive and he sprays her down with every drop he’s got locked and loaded.

A horny housewife picks up a guy on a construction site who has a willingness to hammer her into an oblivion. She films the whole thing for her husband who is away on a trip.

That’s all for this week, Peepz. I hope you’ve made as much of a mess of yourselves as I have. If you’d like a Fap Along list of your very own, let me know in the comments below or slide into my DMs on twitter with your requests.

Image: Haley Cummings in Constructawhore by Brazzers

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Lots of Sex and Happiness

I’ve touched the genitals of a whole lot of people. There was no one who could satisfy the need that I had to be sexually active as much as possible. In my head, I really thought that I was going to spend the rest of my life being polyamorous and loving it…even though it wasn’t the “amorous,” part that I was looking for, it was just an excuse for me to have multiple partners.

Being a sex worker was the perfect way for me to get my rocks off and leave the guilt of promiscuity that society forced on me behind. You mean I can bang myself for fun, put a camera in front of me, talk dirty out into the great oblivion of the Internet AND make some decent money doing it? Count me in!

My amateur-porn-psuedo empire was a draw to new lovers. They wanted to be in my clips and sometimes I would let them, but most of the time I did not. I was hunting around for verification that what I was doing was in line with my polyamorous values…and it was for a very long time.

At this point, I’ve had my last two long term relationships go sour because I was not prepared to accept what my partners were doing sexually.

The last guy that I was with for 5 years ended up getting someone he was dating pregnant, which meant that he was not having safer sex with her, so I told him to hit the bricks in an extremely difficult breakup.

Now, with my marriage, I discovered that I wasn’t cool with her having open relationships with other people. I battle back and forth about whether that makes me a hypocrite or not…because here I am, Alpha Harlot, writing articles for the Pornhub Network about how it’s important to communicate your sexual needs to your partner because when I did that, my partner left me. But she left me because we hadn’t been on the same page (sexually or otherwise) for a very long time.

My sex life now is really, really good. My sex life with my ex-wife was also really, really good in the beginning. My sex life with that guy that I dated over 8 years ago was also good for awhile. I am coming to terms with the fact that I can be completely sexually open with one, singular partner, because that’s all I’m comfortable with having right now. Maybe that’s all I WAS comfortable with having for the past decade but because I was so stuck on being polyamorous because I like the idea of polyamory

The jealousy that I was feeling when my ex-wife would go out on dates was so toxic that I’m still having anxiety over it. When she and her new girlfriend are loudly having sex behind her bedroom door and I can hear it, I have panic attacks. A few weeks ago, my new girlfriend was over when that happened and she saw me physically stiffen.

“They’re just having sex, love,” she said to me while she held me closer.

And that’s true.

It is just sex…with a whole lot of love sprinkled on top.

Image: Harlot’s Private Stash 2017

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And the Sex Toys Burned

As much as I talk shit about the fact that there are so many laws in the United States that I do not agree with, I’m very thankful to have the liberties that I do. My girlfriend was telling me a story the other day about how she nearly got transferred to Russia a few jobs ago, but ended up convincing her bosses that it was a bad idea because they don’t exactly embrace the LGBTQ+ community over there. I can hold her hand when we’re walking in the park (socially distanced from others, of course) and I think that I forget how much of a privilege that is sometimes.

There are definitely places in the U.S. that are more conservative than the Dirty Jerz though. Alabama is one of those places. Sex toys are technically illegal there, which is a hell of a bummer.

Last week in Bangdung, Indonesia, tons of sex toys were confiscated and burned for the “good of the people.”

Last week, 442 pleasure devices were destroyed. During a press conference, Dwiyono Widodo (the customs guy who was in charge of the covert operation) decided to go for some shock jock antics. He proudly displayed one of the masturbation sleeves and a dildo that they had uncovered. The booty of their latest pleasure heist was burned to ashes while they looked on. How fucked up is that?

I can’t even imagine how badly 400 sex toys smells when you burn them.

The pandemic has caused sex toy sales around the world to surge through the roof. So many of us are looking for a way to get off and remain socially responsible about it. I’ve spent a few hundred dollars on new devices since I was cooped up in this house. Some of my friends have hit me up on the side asking about the newest clit stim toys and jerk off sleeves.

I love it, honestly.

I think it sucks that there are prudish places that have this idea that sex toys make people criminals. Sexual pleasure is something that can unite us, rather than it being something that rips people apart.

What do you Peepz think about sex toys being illegal? Do you think you would buy black market sex toys if they weren’t allowed in your country?

Let me know in the comments below or slide into my DMs on twitter to chat about it.

Source: Vice

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