I have a really good friend who for years hid the fact that she earned a decent living giving people hand jobs as an independent masseuse. Her erotic massages were advertised as performance art but those aware of the craft knew full well she would be rubbing her oily body on them until they achieved a “full release.”
In the years since this reveal I’ve asked her a lot of questions about her work and I’ve come to learn a lot about erotic massages and the people who give them… Like Barney the Dinosaur?
The affable purple dinosaur wasn’t a part of my childhood, but I do remember the years he dominated popular culture. Barney and Friends’ repetitive songs and light-hearted message caused him to be adored by children and hated by any in earshot who had already experienced puberty. However, I hadn’t thought about Barney in years until I read the man behind the costume is now a tantric sex guru.
David Joyner didn’t voice the character, but he did put on the giant purple suit and dance around while Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato sang songs about apples and bananas. Now the 54-year-old makes a living as a spiritual adviser, sex guru, and erotic masseuse. He accomplishes all three of these by having sex with his clients but “tantric sex guru” sounds a lot nicer than calling yourself a male prostitute.
Though prostitution is illegal in the United States, offering erotic massages falls into a grey area. Even though everyone knows there’s going to be orgasms involved, as long as you don’t explicitly advertise it nobody seems to be the wiser. Though these ads tend to use phrases like “full release” that imply sexual gratification, masseuses and even massage parlors manage to avoid arrest by being careful.
If two consenting adults are engaging in the exchange of a massage for money, who’s to say a crime has been committed if someone gets jerked off with an oily armpit or two? Certainly not me, and certainly not Barney the Dinosaur.
Always known as being a very spiritual man, Joyner says he has been running his tantric massage business since 2004. He currently has about 30 clients whom he charges about $350 for a session that includes rituals, massages, and orgasms. He also revealed in an interview that he met most of his clients through Tinder and prefers not to use a condom as they “block the energy” exchanged during sex.
If his work makes people’s lives better and he happens to get paid for having raw energy sex with women on Tinder, then frankly I’m just impressed as I am jealous.
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