There have been so many news stories this year about men being caught masturbating on zoom. I’ve literally exhausted my fingers writing so many articles about the topic. One of my favorite readers called me out on it a few weeks ago and I realized that enough is enough.
Except…
I found a news article about a female lawyer in Florida who was apparently dismissed when she was caught having oral sex performed on her during a Zoom call with an HOA association. Have you ever been to an HOA meeting? They are literally the most boring thing that I have ever been involved with in my life. My jerk neighbors complaining about the fact that the construction on their deck was stopped because they didn’t obtain the proper permits was definitely not the highlight of my pre-COVID spring of 2019.
If you want to get a little bit sneaky with the nookie in your home office and get your cum on while you can, I don’t see the harm. Especially if you can keep a straight face an no one sees your genitals.
It’s important to have a good work/life balance.
The video evidence of this scandalous Zoom meeting seems to be hidden in the depths of the Internet. Since consent and permission is a big deal to me, I’m not going to post the screen grabs that are available in the article linked below either. I will say that this really seems like a woman’s partner who was trying to spice up their at home working session with a little bit of frisky behavior and I am here for it. I can’t get mad at a woman who is interested in getting her clit licked. The guy should have been sneaking around a bit more carefully though, that’s for sure.
While I don’t think I’ve ever had sex with someone else during a video conference call, I have definitely sat on a vibrator or two. It’s like those Hysterical Literature clips. You have to sit there and keep a straight face while you’re paying attention to the words on a page you’re supposed to be reading. It’s really hard to do because you nearly have to disassociate your pleasure from your facial expressions and even your breath.
You’re going to have to click through on this clip to view it on YouTube because it’s age restricted, but here’s Stoya doing a reading while sitting on a Hitachi and attempting to keep a straight face.
What do you Peepz think about getting off while you’re working? Is it thrilling to you or do you leave work behind closed doors? Let me know in the comments below or slide into my DMs on twitter to discuss.
Source: Above the Law
Image: Jasmine Jae in Assmissible Evidence by Brazzers
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