Monday, February 29, 2016

Top 5: Reasons Why Kleio Valentien Is The Best Harley Quinn

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Peter Pan XXX: An Axel Braun Parody won the 2016 AVN Award for Best Parody, but the winner could just as easily have been Batman v Superman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody. I bet the judges had a hard time picking a winner here. Hell, I would have given Batman v Superman XXX the Best Parody Award solely based on Kleio Valentien’s take on Harley Quinn. Then again, Kleio did get the AVN Award for Best Supporting Actress for her role in Batman v Superman XXX, so I guess there is justice in the world after all. Something that becomes more and more apparent as I continue to stare at Kleio Valentien dressed up as Harley Quinn.

5. The Costume

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Kleio Valentien’s Harley Quinn costume is the best Harley Quinn costume I’ve seen so far. I mean, how many Harley Quinn’s show off their tits? And what lovely tits they are!

4. Harley Gets It On With Batman

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Sure, maybe the sexual tension was palpable in all Harley Quinn incarnations to date, but no other Harley Quinn had her way with Batman quite like Kleio’s Harley Quinn.

3. Did I Mention Batman?

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You would think that a man wearing a Batman costume with a dick hole would look ridiculous, but Harley and her various holes are the perfect complementary accessories. Also, did I mention those tits?

2. Harley Quinn Has Batman’s Splooge On Her Tits

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Kleio Valentien is the only Harley Quinn to have gotten a cum load of Batman’s splooge aimed at her wonderful tits and for that she will always have a special place in my heart.

1. This Scene

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Monday Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Keisha Grey?

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If you believe Wikipedia: “Grey was born in Tampa, Florida and she is of Irish and Spanish descent. On her 16th birthday, she lost her virginity to a boyfriend, who was the only sexual partner she had prior to performing in adult films. She held jobs at a cafĂ© and at a pizza parlor before working in porn.” I’m not saying Wiki is lying to me about Keisha Grey being from Florida or the fact that she lost her virginity when she was 16 years old, but I’m having a hard time believing she only had one sexual partner before getting her freak on in porn.

I suppose it’s possible, but it’s so freaking astounding that I’m skeptical. I’m skeptical in the way Scully is skeptical, though, meaning I’ll come around to believing I just need to warm up to the idea.

Keisha has been in the industry since August 2013, but I would say it’s only in the last year that she has started becoming a household name. CNBC isn’t exactly the first news network to come to mind when thinking of an authority on porn, but they’ve got they’re finger on the pulse… of something… and they’ve added Keisha Grey to their “The Dirty Dozen: Porn’s biggest stars” list in 2016. Clearly, she’s getting some attention.

**Ah geez, the whole time I’ve been writing this I’ve been trying to figure out who Keisha reminds me of and it just dawned on me that she looks just like the best friend of a kid I used to babysit. I mean, she’s not a little kid anymore. Probably just about to graduate high school and it’s not like I’ve ever had pervy thoughts about her, but now I can definitely never watch another Keisha Grey video ever again.**

In the last two years, Keisha has been nominated for all the awards, including Best Body, Best New Starlet, and Best Female Performer of the Year. In 2016, she won the AVN Award for Best Group Sex Scene (with Mick Blue, James Deen, Jon Jon, John Strong & Erik Everhard) for her work in Gangbang Me 2. 

Oh, and did I mention she has amazing squishy, natural tits?

Because, she does. You should definitely follow her on Instagram and Twitter if you want to see them more often.

Check out this video of Keisha Grey courtesy of Pornhub:

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Saturday, February 27, 2016

Sex News: Porn Blocking App, Better Orgasms, & Consent In Porn

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Covenant Eyes was created by evangelical Christians, and is designed to minimize all the temptations the web has to offer—specifically, porn. For $10 a month, you can get an Internet Accountability report sent to your spouse, a friend, or anyone who would understand your struggles with erotic desire. This report is customizable, so you can set it to only report what times you went online, or the most “highly mature” sites you visited. (The website provides a sample report.)

You can also add filtering services to your account. One person, designated the “Filter Guardian,” chooses an age-appropriate level of internet restriction for family members, and Covenant Eyes blocks domains they deem unacceptable. As the website notes, “Any attempts to get past the Filter will appear on the Accountability Report, which allows those moments of weakness to be discussed.”

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Oh God, there’s also a “Panic Button” you can hit when you’re feeling like you can no longer be trusted to restrain yourself. All Internet access will be shutdown until you speak to someone from Covenant Eyes personally. They will turn your Internet access back on after you confess to them you wanted to look at porn.

Apparently, husbands all over the country are calling in experts from IT departments to find ways around this app. What’s funny is that the same IT departments will then get a call from the wives asking them to NOT TURN OFF the Covenant Eyes app.

P.S. Covenant Eyes should be the name of a horror movie. That’s how creepy it is.

Their site now sometimes goes by the unfortunate nickname “Khan Academy of the clit,” which gives you the idea. Tastefully designed and well-produced, OMGYes uses infographics, videos, and statistics to do what even the best how-to books rarely do: give data on how to get off. “It’s this epidemic where women’s pleasure is taboo, partners aren’t asking and women aren’t telling, it’s omitted from sex education, and there’s a lot of misinformation,” Perkins says. “When we put a call out to women to share and set the record straight, we had an outpouring of support.”

Most striking, though, is the part of the pitch that says nobody else is working on the science of pleasure, of what actually helps and doesn’t help women have orgasms. Depending on the survey you read, only about a third of women have orgasms from penetrative vaginal sex alone (though a vastly higher number do when you add in clitoral stimulation). And about 10 percent of women don’t have orgasms at all. If you ask OMGYes, nobody’s really studying how to optimize all that and bring those numbers up. If clitoral stimulation is the key, what kind of clitoral stimulation? What patterns? What rhythms? The people demand answers.

Orgasm-Tech

OMGYes aims to give women better, bigger orgasms, or you know, any orgasm just to start with. It’s pretty cool and they’re definitely on the right track if y’all are having trouble with the all mighty clit. On an unrelated note, when I was younger I thought Silicon Valley earned that particular nickname because of all the people with silicon breast implants that lives there. At the time I didn’t know silicon was, you know, a tech thing, with all those wires and whatnot.

In every social interaction, consent — permission for something to happen — is key. Though the concept itself is simple, consent becomes quite complex in daily life. It takes many forms and is constantly being renegotiated.

Porn production is one instance wherein consent is exceptionally complex. From booking a scene to endless iterations of on-camera sex, performers are navigating various dimensions of consent, often moment by moment. These negotiations occur within a subculture operating under its own set of unique norms, as well as within the context of a wider society that continues to stigmatize professional sex work.

Consent-Porn

You can currently stream the discussion at mindbrowse.com. I haven’t watched it yet, so I can’t give you my personal opinion on the talk, but it’s definitely an important discussion to have, especially in light of what has recently happened.

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There’s A Magic 8 Ball Butt Plug & It’s All I’ve Ever Wanted

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I’m pretty sure I just ate some under cooked Italian sausages, so in case I die before being able to complete this blog post I’ll get right to it. Someone invented a Magic 8 Ball butt plug and it’s everything I never knew I always wanted. Etsy seller GlowFYourself affixed a mini Magic 8 Ball to the flared end of a steel butt plug – available in a spiral pattern or smooth!

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Whaa- Outlook good, very, very good.

According to the brilliant mind behind the Magic 8 Ball butt plug:

This small anal toy, ornament and tool of anal divination will always brighten up your day, weather it’s deep inside you, proudly displayed on your coffee table, worn around the office, hung from a necklace or given as a gift to a loved one!

Personally, I just want to get on all fours, stick it in my ass and have someone use my bum to divine the future.

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Yes! 

When you’ve got something this good and reliable to base all your decisions on you just have to go for it.

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The only issue I have is that the sharpie GlowFYourself provided for scale is so damn dirty that it makes me shudder at the idea something that was next to that thing shoved up my butt.

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Ewwwwwwwwwwwww! 

It’s a good thing GlowFYourself provided scale though, because I had assumed the Magic 8 Ball butt plug was much bigger than it really is. Either way, I still want it. If only to pull out at parties whenever someone is feeling undecided.

 

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Friday, February 26, 2016

Needed: Class In Which Famous People Learn How NOT to Use Social Media

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Time to Shop for Orgasms

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My worst fears came true on Friday afternoon when I was laying on my bed masturbating for the 7th orgasm in a session. My Hitachi magic wand died. It was pretty devastating, not only to my orgasm but in general.

My high-powered sex toy was purchased for me by a generous pervert who was really into watching my Xtube videos. For a long time, it was the be all, end all of my private sessions. When she gave me carpal tunnel because of the intense vibrations, I continued to use her. When she was accidentally left behind at a hotel because I craigslist hookup was starting to creep me out, I went back for and almost bashed the guy in the head with her.

When your favorite vibrator dies, it can be a bit traumatic. Luckily, my girlfriend came up with a solution immediately…with her mouth…and it was nice.

After 3 or 4 orgasms, we decided to go on a trip to the porn store so that I could buy a new favorite toy. I checked out a few review sites and had a general idea of what I was interested in getting but when we were in the store I had so many options that I had a hard time making up my mind.

Maybe it was because I haven’t been in a porn shop for quite awhile, but I was so turned on. My girlfriend saw my smile and knew exactly what was on my mind. She grabbed my hand and pulled me into one of the fitting rooms. It’s been a few months since we fucked in a public place, but it was fun as always. When she finished m off, he fingers were sticky as fuck. I licked each of her fingertips clean before we went back out onto the floor.

In the end, my multi-orgasmic day ended with me buying a Hitachi magic wand that was identical to the one I had burnt out.

Sometimes you shouldn’t fuck with what works.

Here’s a PornHub clip of a hottie with a wand like mine just in case you needed a little push over the edge.

Image: Candee Licious in The Dick Fairy by Brazzers

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Thursday, February 25, 2016

Couple Arrested For Having Sex On Las Vegas Ferris Wheel

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I thought what happened in Vegas stayed in Vegas? You mean they lied, I feel so betrayed. You can’t just tell everyone that whatever happens in your town is a big ass secret and then go ahead and divulge said secrets. That’s just mean! Vegas wasn’t exactly on my list of top 5 places to visit, but now I won’t even consider it. I don’t do well with liars. Besides, I can fulfill my sex on a Ferris wheel fantasy anywhere there’s a Six Flag.

Actually, I don’t have a sex on a Ferris wheel fantasy. I have a getting fingered on a roller coaster fantasy. You can blame the movie Fear with Mark Wahlberg and Reese Witherspoon for that one. I never got over that scene. Sure, Mark’s character turns into a psycho, but when he slides his hand up Reese’s character’s thigh and up her skirt when they’re on that roller coaster, boy-oh-boy, I’ve wanted to do that since I saw the movie in 1996. 

As for our intrepid Ferris wheel couple they were a little more adventurous than a discrete fingerbang. Chloe Scordianos, 21, and Frank Panzica, 27, wanted to have a little fun in the High Roller ferris wheel in Las Vegas and they didn’t think anyone would notice, but obviously they’re are cameras everywhere these days and the two were quickly warned over intercom to put their clothes back on.

At first, it seemed like the two love birds were going to comply with the request, but it soon became apparent that they weren’t listening when they continued to undress. A video shows Scordianos laying down on her back in the middle of the cabin where Panzica proceeded to remove her dress and started to perform oral sex on her after taking off his own clothes and exposing his penis.

A High Roller employee continued to ask the couple to stop, but it seems nothing would stop Scordianos and Panzica from having sex – even the three strangers capturing the whole thing on their cellphones from the next cabin! Once the ride was finished, and what a ride it was, the couple were taken in by security guards and later handed over to the cops.

Scordianos and Panzica were charged with commission of certain sex acts in public *cough, cough* a felony *cough, cough* and they were released from the Clark County jail after coughing up a $3,000 bond.

Going by their mugshots they do not seem to regret their actions:

Panzica Sscordianos

#sorrynotsorry

Image: That is not the couple in question having sex on a Ferris Wheel that is just a random picture I found on 4chan.

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Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Hum Day, GIF Day: Kleio Valentien Gets You Through The Week

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Oops! Airline Accidentally Books Stranded Travelers Into Sex Hotel

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As a resident of Southern California, my understanding of weather is more or less hypothetical. I spent most of February wearing shorts and am currently preparing my garden for this year’s tomatoes. Despite my sheltered upbringing I have on a few occasions encountered unfair conditions.

Four years ago I was in the Northeastern United States when there was a three foot blizzard. This was the first time I had seen snow and I didn’t realize at the time that my mini vacation was about to get two days longer. Most of the city, including the airport, had shut down and I spent the next 48 hours wearing the same pair of underwear doing absolutely nothing. It was brutal.

I was lucky enough to be staying in someone’s home when my travel plans changed, but this isn’t always the case for some people. When a flight out of southwest China was forced to delay due to increment weather, two women were left stranded in the airport with nowhere to go.

Fortunately for them, their airline was gracious enough to put them up in a hotel for the night, but to their surprise the room was equipped with amenities like sex chairs, chains, and ankle cuffs.

Apparently the room the airport booked was in a “love hotel” popular with people looking to engage in casual sex. I’m pretty sure that’s how half of my favorite pornos start out.

Given my limited world traveling experience, I don’t have much knowledge of short-stay sex hotels. They sound like somewhere you wouldn’t want to wait out a storm as the high turnover rate means they get cleaned about as often as the trashcan under my desk- which if it wrote a book would be called “Catch Rags and Tea Bags: Why I smell so Weird All the Time.”

In college I briefly worked as a bar back in a part of town popular with an older, post-college crowd. Most of the patrons I saw were in their early 30s and very comfortable with their sexuality. The bathroom was a popular location for their drunk fucking and the photo booth in the middle of the bar was also a possibility for the more daring.

If sex hotels mean hardworking bar staff don’t have to clean yuppie sex juices off every flat surface then I could totally see the appeal.
At any rate, we don’t have much follow up information on these women and their sexy misadventure. Prior to being directed to a hotel room full of S&M equipment, the stranded travelers were perfect strangers. However few situations build friendships faster than standing in a room where hundreds of people have fucked that gets cleaned once a week.

Image: Rebecca Moore in Mistress Moore And Her Manservant by Brazzers

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Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Tommy Pistol & Paris Kennedy Teach Couples Sex Moves

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And this is why I love Tommy Pistol. I dig his personality, y’all. I think he’s funny and cute and I kind of want to hang out with him over breakfast at a local diner talking about our favorite episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I’m assuming he likes Buffy, I have no information to prove or disprove this assertion, but who doesn’t love Buffy?

In this video, Tommy Pistol and Paris Kennedy get down in dirty in bed (with their clothes still on) to demonstrate to two different couples a few sex moves. It’s funny, it’s sweet, it’s kind of hot and it will make you reevaluate your current sex life.

Also, the scene where Tommy asks Paris: “Is it okay if I touch your vagina?” and it’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. They should make that a mandatory question at the beginning of all pornos.

Check out the video:

To sweeten the pot I’ve added a couples videos of Tommy Pistol and Paris Kennedy doing their thing courtesy of Pornhub.

Check out Tommy Pistol (my imaginary new best friend):

Check out Paris Kennedy:

I couldn’t find one of them together, but then again I didn’t look very hard. I’m sure you Peepz can easily navigate Pornhub to find a Tommy Pistol and Paris Kennedy scene. In the meantime, I’ll be in the corner making Tommy a friendship bracelet.

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Monday, February 22, 2016

Sex News: Brazzers Tech-Porn, Cum Tributes, & Las Vegas Madam

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Brazzers has announced “The Future of F***ing,” its tech-porn initiative with concept projects that include virtual reality simulation, hologram porn and nerve impulse implants.

Brazzers has begun research in the field of wearable tech, with the stated goal of taking porn audiences from 3D to 4D through a diverse variety of media platforms.

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Nerve impulse implants? Color me intrigued.

For the uninitiated, cum tributes—commonly referred to as “tribs”—are a transactional, and largely heterosexual, act: A woman posts a photo of herself to a public forum in varying states of naked repose, alongside captions such as “Sunday morning horniness…I need my tits soaked :)” and “I love cum on my ass, any takers?” In return, men provide the requested cum, either by masturbating onto a printed photo or directly onto their tablet or laptop. Though posters and tributers sometimes build a rapport that leads to private tribbing, by-the-book tributes are usually anonymous, public acts.

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I HAD NO IDEA this was going on!  It’s kind of nice that after all this time working for Peeperz I can still be surprised.

[Two minutes later] I now regret doing an image search for ‘cum tributes.’ I’ll just leave you with this image, some dudes have really weird colored jizz.

In Vegas, a lot of the women who madams work with are a lot more established in their personal lives. Maybe they have a career, a family, or they have children. A lot of them have been in magazines like Playboy or Maxim. They’re sort of established in their home life and the madam acts as a dating mechanism. [The escort] will look to the madam to do the screening, and to handle the marketing and promotion. A lot of them don’t want their face out there or they can’t risk the exposure of being an escort, so the madam will broker dates. A lot of the clients are long-term regulars, so the madam knows the client very well and she knows the escorts very well, and she tries to match up personalities and expectations.

Guys who use madams usually need to maintain a high level of discretion because they have careers and families. It’s a mutual brokering between all three of them. With a pimp, nearly 100 percent of [the escort’s] money is going to him, but with a madam, my fee was 20 percent, but some madams charge up to 50 percent. The money goes to the girl first and the girl has to pay for the madam’s services.

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Clearing $3,000 a night easy?! I missed my calling.

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