For the love of all that is holy, what has the world come to?! I was raised to trust, not in God, but in the postal service. I thought it was the one institution that I could put my faith in. I mean, with a motto like: “Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds” you just knew those Peepz were hardcore. At least, that’s what I assumed.
Turns out, I shouldn’t have been trusting those glorified paper pushers with my money and my secrets all these years. Not when a mailman is caught sticking his peen in every slot he can find. No, that wasn’t a typo. I wasn’t trying to write “slut,” I did in fact mean “slot.” As in, mail slot, bitches.
Oh those Irish! I don’t know what the Irish postal service motto is, but I’ve got to assume it has nothing to do with performing sex act with mail slots.
A homeowner became suspicious when he noticed a puddle in his hallway. In the hopes of figuring out what was causing the mysterious puddle to periodically appear a surveillance camera was installed. Imagine the homeowner’s surprise when he discovered that his mailman was in the habit of sticking his dick through the front door mail slot and jerking it.
That’s right, Mailman David Camblin, 52, was caught red handed. With. His. Dick. In. His. Ruddy. Hand. Hailing from Northern Ireland, Camblin had been working as a mailman for two decades when the stress of the job finally got to him and he started sticking his dick in all the slots.
Sure, that’s what they all say. Pff, stress.
Camblin resigned from his job, because obviously. On top of that, he was sentenced to a 100 hours of community service and was ordered by a judge to give the homeowner $620 dollars in compensation. Not exactly groundbreaking in terms of punishment, but it’s not like he’s EVER going to live this down. Mailman David Camblin will forever be known as that dude who likes to stick his peen in mail slots.
Via dailymail.co.uk – Follow Lola Byrd on Twitter @misslolabyrd
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