Thursday, June 1, 2017

Sex Club Masquerades As Church To Evade Police

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Normally when an aggressive religious minority assumes control of a region, America steps in to provide assistance and billions of dollars in artillery- unless it happens on American soil.

Tennessee is a southern state with a rich history and iconic contributions to American culture. It’s also part of the “Bible belt,” a portion of the country associated with strict adherence to Christian doctrine. It’s a great place to raise a family and probably the worst place to run an orgy hut- unless you know a few secrets.

You can get away with a lot in the Bible belt as long as you’re a church. Gambling in any form is so illegal that pogs were almost banned in the 90s, yet churches are able to rake in thousands of dollars every bingo night and they don’t even have to pay taxes on it. You could probably even hide a casual fuck den if you hang a few crosses in the lobby.

This is the kind of loop hole a well-known Tennessee sex club used when they experienced trouble changing locations. After finding out there were zoning laws preventing them from opening in a new location, they simply pretended to be a church.

Being a very trusting city, Nashville congratulated them for turning their life around and granted them a permit.

The church label was obviously a ruse and The Social Club continued business as usual. While the building was made to look like a church, they never had any services and maintained secret sex chambers behind closed doors. Cool!

Things ran so smoothly that the club cocky and began advertising “Naughty Nights” on the second Saturday of the month. Suspecting something was awry an investigation team went undercover where after about 5 minutes of winking they paid $40 to gain access to the club’s secret sex chambers.

After spending hours investigating all the open sexual acts happening in the building, the investigators immediately complained to the city which, shocked by claims of lude sex acts, did pretty much nothing.

Lawyers from the club told the city that the building was a church and as of the writing of this blog post no official action has been taken. I guess without officially investigating the matter themselves there’s no way for the city to know if a Church owned by a company that runs sex shops is on the level.

Via nypost.com

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