A very wise Instagram post once said comparison is the thief of joy.
Learning to be happy with what you have and who you are is one of the most important aspects of being a well-adjusted adult. Constantly comparing yourself to others will quickly wear down your self-esteem, especially when we typically look at people’s best attributes without fully understanding the rest. While the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence, sometimes it’s not the case when you get a closer look.
Take Roberto Esquivel Cabrera for example.
At a pelvis-busting 19 inches he is considered to have the largest penis in the world. Even those with the girthiest of dicks would be uncomfortable comparing theirs to his flesh colored baseball bat, but Roberto’s impressive wiener might not be the blessing we all assume it to be.
Cabrera’s giant dinosaur dick is such a burden to carry around that he finds himself unable to work and has been classified as disabled by the Mexican government. Yikes!
We first heard about Roberto back in 2015 when he and his giant penis were still forced to work despite his massive disadvantage. At the time he was still trying to get his elephant trunk of a penis classified as a disability so he could receive government aid. While we’re not sure how being a human tripod makes him unable to hold a job, we assumed it has something to do with Mexican weather girls. When a smoking hot meteorologist in a tight dress turns around to discuss the weather in Coahuila, he runs the risk of feinting when his entire blood supply rushes to his 19-inch bazooka dick.
However, many people including the doctors who have examined him claim his world record should have an asterisk.
Cabrera apparently has a much more manageable 6-inch penis wrapped in an extremely oversized foreskin. If he were to have it surgically removed he would not only be able to have sex and go back to work, they could make him a really cool rug out of his 20-pound dick skin. All he would need is a Mexican rabbi with a surgical grade chainsaw to carry out the circumcision.
Unfortunately, Roberto refuses to have the procedure done. He would rather be hobbled by his insanely huge penis than be a regular nobody. According to him: “I am happy with my penis, I know nobody has the size I have. I would like to be in the Guinness Book of Records but they don’t recognize this record.”
More penis, more problems I suppose.
Via mirror.co.uk
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