My 500th Peeperz Post!

Round numbers make me exceedingly happy. There’s a sense of accomplishment that comes along with performing a task often enough to get into the hundreds. Five hundred though? That’s a big fucking deal, IMO.

THIS…Right here…Right now…is my 500th post on Peeperz according to the behind the scenes counters. I didn’t actually count, I just noticed last week while I was prepping my shit that I only had a few more to go before I hit that crazy large, and satisfying, number.

I’m pretty fucking excited about that.

It’s been a really long time since my very first post on the site. A whole lot of things have changed in my life, and I’ve basically chronicled the entire perverse evolution on this site.

Most people that write to me want to hear stories from my past, back when I was trolling around on Craig’s List every weekend looking to make fantasies happen for strangers. When I used to masturbate at the airport all the time while I was flying back and forth for that long distance dick.

P.S. Know what I learned? Long distance dick is never worth putting your life on hold. I’m not bitter, I’m just saying.

I’ve talked about handjobs, and that time when I came out to my dad as a bisexual pervert a few months before my wife made me honest and we decided to give monogamy a try.

Peeperz has inspired me so much. There was one time that Lola wrote an article and used a picture of some lady with three bananas in her pussy. I wondered if it was even possible to get the job done. I pulled out my camera and my tripod, and went to work in order to find out…for science, of course.

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I’m so thankful to have an outlet like Peeperz. I know that my perverse mind isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, but you Peepz have been awesome enough to be reading along this whole time. You’re the best, and I treasure every one of your cumshots.

Well…maybe not every cumshot.

Don’t aim for my eye, OK? I fucking hate that shit.

If you’re interested in creeping down the perverse rabbit hole that is my backlog of posts, feel free to give a click here.

Let’s get another 500 in the books.

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