Peepz…I’m having a fight with myself internally because I really, REALLY don’t want to talk about this, but I feel like I have to.
Stormy Daniels is in the headlines (again…I guess) because In Touch Weekly published an interview with the actress from 2011, in which she claims that she can “Describe his (Donald Trump’s) junk perfectly.”
That’s an impressive memory, I guess.
I don’t know that I’d be able to pick the last 5 dicks I touched out of a line up.
Claims have been made that Stormy was paid $130,000 to keep her mouth shut about the affair…and if that was the case, that doesn’t seem like nearly enough money to me.
In the interview, Stormy goes on to say that she and Mr. Trump had dinner in his hotel room, which lead to them having sex. This all happened about a year after he married his present wife, Melania.
Stormy: … When I came out, he was sitting on the bed and he was like, “Come here.” And I was like, “Ugh, here we go.” And we started kissing. I actually don’t even know why I did it, but I do remember while we were having sex, I was like, “Please don’t try to pay me.” And then I remember thinking, “But I bet if he did, it would be a lot.”
IT: This is what you were thinking during sex?
Stormy: Yeah, isn’t that horrible? But I remember thinking, “I hope he doesn’t think I’m a hooker.” Not that I have anything against hookers. I just personally have never done it. Still, I have no idea why I did it. Honestly, I really don’t.
That’s some self hating stuff right there, Stormy.
Sex workers are all on the same playing field, and we’re all struggling for our right to be understood and not looked down upon…and then you go and look down from your pseudo-retirement bubble like, “Not that there’s anything wrong with being a hooker, but I’m obviously better than a hooker cause hookers are gross”.
Fucking nuts.
I can’t stand that bullshit.
Stop. Being. Prudes. About. Sex. And. Sex. Work.
A strip club called The Trophy Club in Greenville, South Carolina saw an opportunity and seized hold, signing Stormy to strip within their walls for one night only, on the anniversary of Trump’s inauguration. People fucking flocked to see this chick. She’s calling this club tour, “Make America Horny Again,” obviously taking a nod at her alleged affair with the president.
Peepz, pull the wool off of your eyes. We’re so focused on who the President did or didn’t fuck that we aren’t paying attention to the other garbage that’s happening.
In any case…
Who. Cares.
Is it a surprise to anyone that he’s being accused (again) of cheating on his wife?
I mean, I can’t speak for everyone, but it certainly didn’t shock me. He’s a narcissistic mover and shaker who sees something he wants and grabs it (*cough* by the pussy *cough*).
Here’s a vintage Wicked clip of Stormy in action. May she fade gracefully back out of the limelight.
Peepz, lay it on me. Do you give a shit about Trump banging Stormy Daniels? Do you give a crap about politics at all? Hit me up in the comments or get in touch with me on twitter.
Source: NPR and In Touch Weekly
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