Thursday, March 29, 2018

Craigslist Personals Are No More…2005 Me is Crying

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Peepz, I legit can’t even calculate how many hours I spent trolling Craigslist while I was in my 20’s. If there was promiscuous fun to be had, that’s where most of my evenings started. My ads would generate a crazy amount of responses because of the way I wrote them…which was basically like a desperate pussy in heat (because that’s mostly what I was).

The year that I turned 21, I decided that I was going to ONLY have threesomes because I wanted to learn how to do it right. Night after night, I would respond to couple’s ads on Craig’s and set up my dates for the weekend. I had them stacked for morning, afternoon and evening sessions…sometimes doing double duty when the sun went down. I learned a few things about life from that Craig’s experience.

1. Most couples who “want” to have threesomes, really do not want to have threesomes. One of the partners is bored with sex and things that adding another partner into the mix will spice things up. Threesomes create lots of tension when there isn’t ample communication happening.

2. I do not like threesomes. After that year of triad sexual situations I was totally over it. I opt for sex that happens in even numbered groups. Four people? I’m good. Six people? Even better. If I’m being honest though, at this point, I’m good with just my wife. Multiple partner situations can get complicated and the older I get, the less complex I need my sex life to be.

3. Lots of people on Craig’s are just liars.

Or were just liars?

Either way. Less than savory people were the ones looking for physical connection over on that side of things and that’s the reason that the website has been forced to shut down the personal ads.

The Stop Enabling Sex Traffickers Act has passed through the U.S. Senate and forced Craig’s and other websites like Backpages to change the way that they do business. If the Act gets written into law it would enable victims of sex trafficking to sue the websites that are used to traffic people.

I’m of the opinion that making things more difficult for sex traffickers is always a good thing. I’m not necessarily a fan of broad strokes of Internet censorship, but I think that this is another case of, “This is why we can’t have nice things.”

The baddies always ruin the good shit for all of us.

Have no fear though Peepz. You can still find the missed connections in the community section.

To remember all the good times I’ve had on Craig’s, here’s a clip of this one time that I posted an ad for a cameraman and ended up in this old guy’s hotel room specifically because it had a jacuzzi.

I don’t always make smart decisions, but at least this one lead to a few different videos out of the deal.

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And on that note…Good bye Craig’s List Personals. You were my favorite slutty escape for so long, but like many other dating tools, you evolved into garbage. I’m glad you’ve taken your rightful resting place in the Internet graveyard.

Source: CNN

Image: Katy Jayne in Fix My Computer Then Fuck My Pussy by Brazzers



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