Chinese funerals are big deal events. The more people that show up for the deceased, the better off they are in the world beyond. Naked ladies are one sure fire way to rile people up and make them feel good, so for awhile now, strippers and funerals have gone hand in hand.
I’m just going to make the lame trope joke of, “They put the fun in funeral,” now so that I can get it the fuck out of my system.
Originally, the tradition was to hire singers or someone else to entertain the guests. But it ended up being like that Super Sweet Sixteen show, where every party tries to out do the one that happened previously.
One day it was a woman singing arias, the next it was babes in thongs giving lap dances and shaking their titties over the casket.
The Chinese government is trying to put an end to the strippers at funerals phenomenon by saying that it’s an inappropriate expression of grief. I’ll totally admit that I’m not sure that it’s exactly my cup of tea either…but neither are funerals themselves.
No one likes funerals. Maybe strippers help people get through their rough patches?
This news story had me wondering what kind of stuff I would like having at my own funeral.
I mean, I don’t have my own shit planned out or anything. It’s always so sad and awkward to be surrounded by grieving family. But I know for sure that if I was like, “No one cry over me…just celebrate my life,” they would totally bring in some of my favorite amateur porno chicks to light the place on fire with their pussies.
Strip clubs aren’t necessarily my thing, but I can always go for some real life porno.
I honestly can’t picture my family watching people bone while the put me in the ground though.
It’s kind of strange for me to equate sex and death.
What about you Peepz? Do you think it’s appropriate to have adult style entertainment at a funeral?
Let me know in the comments or hit me up on twitter.
Source: The Times
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