Preparing for the Mile High Club in the Airport

I don’t get anxiety when I fly, but I totally freak out when I’m getting from wherever I am to the airport. There was a stretch of time that I was traveling a lot, because of long distance relationships and shit. Every time I tried getting through security, I ended up getting pulled into a room to be patted down and questioned.

They obviously never found anything crazy in my luggage, other than some vibrators and a flogger or two.

I’m convinced that my name is on some kind of list.

Anyway…

Waiting for for flights is crazy boring. There are plenty of places to charge your phone, read a book or even eat and grab a drink, but what if you’re in the mood for something a bit more…relaxing?

Like, you know…dildo shopping.

The owner of Oakland California’s Feelmore Adult Gallery, Nenna Joiner, has petitioned to open a pop-up sex shop in San Francisco International Airport. The thinking behind the idea is that the good people of this world who travel need more options than just drinking, food and magazines.

WE NEED VIBRATORS!

WE NEED COCK RINGS!

WE NEED BONDAGE EQUIPMENT!!!!

Actually, no…bondage equipment like handcuffs and rope will not be available at the shop if it opens. TSA regulations are a bitch and what not.

The problem with opening the store isn’t because of the sex toys, it’s because of the volume of the business.

Right now, SFO regulations say that, in order to open a shop in their transportation hub, they have to generate an income of over $250,000. If that number was lowered to $150,000 then Joiner would be golden, but as it stands right now, that’s the hurdle that’s in her way.

I’ve got my fingers crossed that the pop-up will happen…and that this will become a fad that spreads to the East Coast. I’m heading down to Florida at the end of April and I would definitely partake in a bit of sex shop shopping while we’re waiting around for our flights.

Here’s a PornHub amateur clip of an airport creampie that will get you weak in the knees for sure.

What do you Peepz think about airport sex toy shopping? Is it too over the top for you or are you down to take a gander while you’re waiting for your redeye?

Let me know in the comments or hit me up on twitter.

Source: Fox News

Image: Nika Noire in Airport Security by Brazzers

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