Thursday, March 22, 2018

Workers Forget To End Video Conference, Have Sex On Camera

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Having sex at work is one of those topics that really divides people. To some it’s a grim reality in the workplace. They either know someone who has or have don’t it themselves. Having sex at work is a dangerous but exhilarating way to live, never knowing if or when they will be caught.

However, to others the whole idea of it is simply too irrational to comprehend. Maybe their coworkers are too unattractive or have too much riding on their next paycheck to risk losing it. Sex at work is something they only see in movies and it never happens in real life- it’s just a myth.

That is until someone finally caught the illusive deed on video. Now there’s no denying it.

After employees at China’s Southern Power Grid finished up a video conference call, several employees exited the room. Seeing an opportunity, two remaining employees started having at it and probably would have gotten away with it. Unfortunately, they forgot to turn off the video call and broadcasted their entire session to the people still watching. Oops.

Someone inevitably captured the footage and it quickly went viral on China’s social media platforms. As these websites are state owned and operated, they were subsequently blocked along with all posts containing the phrases “Southern Power Grid” and “Use Love to Make Power.”

Now that they mention it, if having sex could somehow generate electricity it would solve a lot of the world’s problems. Someone call Tesla’s R&D office.

After the two employees, both 30-year-olds known only as Tang and Wang, were identified they were arrested and charged with, well, something.

Apparently, the power company attempted to scrub all the video from the internet and pretend like it didn’t happen, but in doing so they weren’t sure what to charge the suspects with. If they charged them with having sex at a power plant they would have to admit it happened. It’s a real catch 22.

Instead the pair is being charged with spreading false rumors and bragging about a sexual encounter that never happened. Tang, the man being accused of these crimes, says he’s being deliberately framed and vowed to file a lawsuit. Meanwhile Wang told police she did spread rumors online and accepted some responsibility.

I think I would understand the whole case a lot better if I could just see the video of the two young lovers having sex on a conference table. It would really clear up some of the confusion.

Via mirror.co.uk

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